External Link/Members OnlyThe Location: Titchfield - Hotel on the roundabout opposite the Shell garage, used to be a Holiday Inn.
The Girl: Similar to the pictures, but much fatter. Tits are huge, as per the pics, face is okay, didn’t really do it for me if I’m honest, but if you’re in to older, bigger women then it may be for you. I’d also say her age stated is around 10 years off, she’s definitely mid to late 50’s.
Very friendly and chatty to begin with, this would be great if you’re nervous, but almost a bit annoying for me, as I’m not there for chit chat.
The Meet: Exchanged a few texts, she asked me to call to confirm which I did, agreed £80 for a 30 min incall, she stated she was at a hotel and explained where it was and told me to call when I was in the car park. I arrived, called her and she gave me her room number and directions, easy. Knocked the door, she opened up and hid behind and let me in. I went in for a hug and a kiss and it felt awkward right away, I could then tell she wasn’t keen on kissing, bit of a disappointment.
Sat on the bed and she continued to make small talk for 5-10 mins, I couldn’t hide my disinterest to be honest. I think she got the hint and then suggested we took our clothes off, finally!
She had a silk robe on, which she took off and jumped on the bed, it was at this point I realised how fat she was, not curvy or slightly larger, just an enormous gut, really unattractive. Anyway, I thought well I’m here now so let’s crack on, but then she instantly just started chatting a bunch of fake and quite cringey naughty talk. It was really awkward and honestly awful.
By this point I’m just thinking let’s just get this over and done with, she slid a rubber on and gave me oral with, nothing impressive, 5/10 at best. I think she sensed my disinterest again and asked if I’d like her to ride me, okay jump on then, more forced cringey porn star style chatting which was just weird so I was trying to just block it out.
Then she leant forward over me and I could smell BO, instant turn off for me and I could feel myself losing hardness. Bearing in mind she’s in a hotel with a shower right there, and had half hours notice for my arrival, you’d think personal hygiene would be the absolute minimum you’d get for your money?!
Anyway, I told her to lay on her back and I was just going to hammer away and blow my load as quickly as I could. I knealt over her and spread her legs and slid inside, at that point I realised she was unshaven, not to the point that it was purposely grown, just like she hadn’t bothered shaving in a few days. And then, a few thrusts in I get hit with another smell, and it wasn’t BO
I gritted my teeth, closed my eyes and made myself cum as quickly as I could, finished in the rubber and got cleaned up and dressed as quickly as possible.
Safe to say I won’t be returning to this one.
The strange thing is, she has loads of positive feedback, although a lot of it is over 5 years old, and a lot isn’t for escorting, some cam etc.
Overall rating is a solid 0/10 for me.
