External Link/Members OnlyBuoyed by recent comments that this could be Lisa from Lavender Hill Health and Beauty. I thought I would make the pilgrimage to Mitcham. I had seen Lisa at Lavender Hill probably about 6 or 7 years ago and remember her to be much more up for playing, her ample tits always out, she indulged in frottage until she came etc, and the donation was around £50 or £60 above the massage cost.
She is quite responsive via Whatsapp, answering within a few minutes, I tried to make a booking on a few occasions, but we couldn’t coincide on slots, until we managed on a recent Saturday.
I didn’t want to be too adventurous on a first visit, so played it safe with a 30 minute booking, my normal preference is FBSM with a nice ending, and partial to B2B and OWO (or OW if OWO is not an option), I wasn’t sure what to expect from this session from a service perspective, and no specifics were discussed (via Whatsapp, we didn’t speak), but I was going into this one with a FS mindset (and money), hence placing this in the escort reviews section.
The full address was provided, with a “bring cash” caveat added, the road had plenty of parking, free on weekends, but I think some resident restrictions on weekdays. The houses on the road reminded me of the brothel houses in Streatham / Norbury / Thornton Heath of the 90s, Jessica’s was no exception.
There was a porch with an old style aluminium door which was very hard to open, I actually grazed some skin on my knuckle on my way out, Jessica would not come out to help with this first door, or even show any more than her forehead behind the second door beyond the porch, I realised why after I entered, I can only describe her as a barrel.
I could discern that it certainly was Lisa from Lavender, but Jessica had come a long way downhill, and the AW pictures are probably 10 years old too, I think she was wearing a wig, and she was wearing a short dress shaped like a tent to cover the barrel shape.
Anyway, in for a penny, in for a pound, £60 was not a big investment, I decided to proceed given the favourable past experience with Lisa, the massage room was on the ground floor, separated by a curtain from a dining / kitchen area, it’s a rented house, quite shabby, and too expensive as Jessica kept telling me. She spoke through the session talking about how costs were high, she didn’t have enough customers, she may leave London etc. I handed over my £60 for the 30 min session.
I got onto the couch face down and Jessca started the massage with oil, she still has her Thai massage skills, quite hard at times, and as it was just a 30 min session, she got sensual quite quickly with reach unders, cock and ball fondling, encouraging me to touch her legs and ass, before long I was ready for the flip, at some point during this she had removed the dress and was in lingerie.
On the flip there was a bit more playing with my cock until I was ready for the next phase, Jessica took off her knickers, applied some lube to her pussy, got a condom out and wrapped it onto the fella, there was no O throughout this session (it’s listed in her enjoys on AW), but I hadn’t asked, tits were still under wraps (in a bra) at this stage.
The massage table had electronic raise and drop ability (this surprised me!), she dropped the height and clambered on top…..fuck me she was hefty, to the point of being painful on my hips, and I’m not a slight man! I soldiered on in the circumstances, thrusting away, managed to get her tits out of the bra, they are very large, but when splayed across a barrel body, they lose their full effect, I did manage to get her nipples in my mouth, it wasn’t offered, I had to go for it, due to the discomfort of her weight, I asked for a position change, it was declined, so I really had to focus and thrust on and eventually came in the bag.
She got off (OMG the relief) and gave me a very brief wipe down, I didn’t query about a bathroom for a shower / wash or anything, so I don’t know if it is available, I don’t imagine it would be the cleanest, I was ready to roll at this point.
This just squeezes into a Neutral, her AW pictures are not representative, I had no access to her pussy at all throughout the session, O didn’t come into it even though it’s on her enjoys list (I should have asked), there were no position changes, but I did get FS and a massage for £60, and I was there about 45-50mins in all (having paid for 30 mins) which is not bad VFM.
One thing that made me laugh is her saying that she is considering getting massage rails on the ceiling as her customers were asking for this (they had this in Lavender) so she could do the Thai massage where they walk over your back / body, all I could think of is that if she did that now at her weight, she would disembowel me or my kidney would come out of my mouth.
It’s highly unlikely that I would return.
