SexySugarBaby of Heathrow – My nose was my biggest enemy
External Link/Members OnlyCost: £80 for 30 mins plus parking fine of £50 (reduced to £15 on appeal).
During early December last year, I visited SexySugarBabe, who went by the name of Mia. This girl was very popular at that time and was raking in many positive reviews.
Initial problems with parking: I was getting late for my appointment, so I ignored the parking advice from previous reviews. Instead of finding free parking nearby and walking, I decided to park in the hotel car park.
The hotel was one from a popular chain on the road leading to Heathrow airport.
I twice tried to pay using my mobile, but the internet reception was poor, and I couldn’t pay. I was getting late, so I tried to pay for the third time and the payment was being processed. This took forever, so I took the risk of non-payment and left for the hotel lobby. I was later slapped with a £50 parking fine which was reduced to £15 on appeal.
Anyway, back to my story. I got to the girl five minutes late, but she said that was OK as she was a bit late too.
The girl: I found Mia to be very attractive. In fact, much more attractive than what some reviewers have said.
Initially Mia didn’t appear friendly, but she got friendlier later.
The punt: Mia’s reviews mentioned hygiene issues, particularly that the punting room smelt of body odour and that the smell would get progressively worse as the day went on, and as she serviced more clients during the day. The advice was to book the earliest possible appointment. This is exactly what I did.
Despite my early morning appointment, the moment I walked into the room I could smell the odour, but it wasn’t that bad to make me leave. It was bearable. It became more bearable after I asked Mia to open the room window. I didn’t tell her that she smelt as that would have been rude. I just said the room was stuffy and that I am getting hot flushes.
My favourite part of punting, i.e. DFK, was once again missing. It was light FK at best with the occasional flick of the tongue. However, this was the least of my concerns because as the punt was progressing,
the smell of body odour was filling the room fast. Before the smell became unbearable, I decided to quickly finish in missionary and leave.Sadly, the smell resembled that of passengers not using a deodorant spray whilst in a jam-packed rush hour train or in a full airplane.
I might have enjoyed somewhat had my nose not been my biggest enemy. A blocked nose or none at all would have been very suitable in these circumstances.
Verdict: This review might have been neutral or a borderline positive had the body odour not been so much of a big problem.
The girl is beautiful and can provide a good service, as other reviewers have mentioned, but she needs to sort out this smell problem.
My final thoughts are that despite being the ones who pay for pleasure, we punters are supposed to have extraordinary hygiene, carry fresh breath and be well groomed (and preferably handsome hunks) for us to expect a decent punt, yet the same escorts are allowed to get away with hygiene problems. I see this as hypocrisy, big time.