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I haven't punted since August last year, but in the last few days/weeks the urge has steadily become stronger and last night i finally gave in to temptation.
After the monthly dinner and drinks with the lads for a catch up, i sat in the multi storey car park scrolling through AW for what seemed like an eternity. And with the time gone past midnight, i felt like my window of opportunity was over.
That was until i found the profile of Soul Snatching MILF 👀
While she ticked most of my boxes, there was something about her photos that had a goth/alternative feel to it, which wasnt my thing when searching for potential suitors...maybe it was the various piercings and the fact that she was hevaily tattooed.
Anyway, not one to discriminate and open to new things, i took my chances and sent her a text message, and within about 20-25mins we had arranged a meeting for that night.
During this 20min window she did send me, a menu of sorts, with a price list and additional options to chose from;
15mins £60
30mins £80
45mins £120
1 hour £150
2 hours £300
3 hours £450
4 hours £600
Extras:
Anal £50
Filming £50
Rimming £25
French Kissing £25
So i stopped off at a local cashpoint and headed over to the leafy suburbs of Muswell Hill. The house is end of terrace and is set back from the road with a large front garden and heavy foliage. I know the area well, and know it to be pretty affluent, so during the day i can imagine alot of people are at work, but during evening times nosey neighbours and curtain twitchers may raise an eyebrow, like Dwayne Johnson, at the activity of men coming in and out of the property.
However, at 1am, the whole street was sound asleep and i only had a few foxes and the odd one or two pub/bar stragglers walking home as company, while i waited outside.
On arrival to the property she did take another 20mins to reply even after i had called/text her to say i was here, and i was ready to drive off and had actually pulled away, then i got a text saying "come to door number xxx".
I always find it unnerving knocking at a door late at night on a residential street and always double check the message to make sure im at the right property and not about to wake up Mr & Mrs Jones from their slumber 😆
As the door opened i was met by 'SS Milf' who looks exactly like her photos on AW. Shes English, looks about 45 years old, with the front of her hairline greying and stands at about 5'0-5'5 and I'd estimate her to be a size 16 or 18. Very polite and very friendly. If i hadn't spoken to her briefly I'd have said she was a local to the area, but it turns out she lives an hour or so away and comes down to Muswell Hill every so often.
At this point, i must admit, i was disappointed with what i saw. But with the time of day and limited options available i wasnt about to walk. The disappointment was added too when i saw her teeth. Lets just say she should invest my money into invisalign and that it would serve her well.
But what she lacks in aesthetics, she makes up with in enthusiasm. 😉
Money exchanged and I've barely even pulled my boxers down or even taken my shoes or top off and she's already on her knees giving me OWO, gobbling at my mini mushroom which soon turns into a fully grown cucumber in a matter of seconds.
"Lie down if its more comfortable" she says before quickly stuffing my cock back in her mouth. With that said, i finally get my boxers off completely (but still have my hoodie on) and I'm lying on her bed while she's sucking away like the latest range of Dyson hoovers.
The OWO was very good and there was plenty of saliva as she kept spitting on it while using both hands to massage the shaft. After about 5mins of this, i can feel the head start to twitch a bit, but im not ready for the grand finale just yet.
I tell her to grab a condom, and as she does so she asks "how do you want me?" to which i reply doggy. So she assumes the position and i start giving her long slow deep strokes to which she moans accordingly. They sounded genuine but with these SP's you just never know, so i (try to) never let it boost my ego or confidence. I must say though, for a bigger girl, her arse is incredibly firm and solid, i was expecting it to be jiggly and wobbly, but it certainly wasn't.
I could have continued to give her slow deep strokes until i came, but i wanted to try other positions so i got her in missionary and as i was sliding in and out, i was also rubbing her clit to which she was very responsive vocally. I even started sucking on her big soft and wobbly pierced nipples, and again, vocally very responsive and seemed to turn her on, but you just never know if it's real or not.
By now, I'm beyond ready to unload a week or twos worth of cum so i tell her to get on top and ride me which she happily obliges to do before i cum in the rubber.
During the clean up we get chatting again and she says she's here until Monday but will be back again soon. I ask for a tissue/baby wipe to clean up (i think she meant to put the condom in) and she says "just chuck it in the bin over there" which is almost full to the brim with durex wrappers and tissues. "Been busy have you?" I said jokingly "Mmmmm..so so..not really" 🤥🤥 she replies while getting dresses again, with the joke clearly going over her head.
A few moments later, we say our goodbyes and im off out the door.
I cant give the punt a negative because she done nothing wrong, and was nice and friendly.
Did i find her attractive? No.
Would i go back again? Probably not.
But in all fairness, i knew exactly what i was signing up for as her pictures are accurate and a true representation of her, and her price point was fair (£60 for 15mins) and she was readily available late at night even if the comms were a little shaky to start off with. Plus, I was a short drive home.
So for me, its a low positive, almost borderline neutral, but a positive nonetheless.
Until next time fellas 🫡
D.I.T
