External Link/Members Only Fee: £80 for an hour full service reduced to £70 for a half hour blowjob
**No short summary – you need to read this one**
Having had my worst punt ever a week or two earlier, this turned out to run it a very close second as it bordered on thieving. All I can do is relate the story and you can make your own minds up....
Siou had been recommended to me by a fellow punter who’d recommended to me before and she duly went into my HL. An opportunity presented itself on the day, and I texted her in the morning to see if she was free later in the day. Within a minute, I’d received three texts back, one saying she was free at the time I suggested, the 2nd giving me her address and the third saying see you later and to drive safely. Easy as you like and makes me wonder why some WG’s make such a meal of bookings. I texted back to confirm things and said I’d text her when I was setting off (she isn’t too far from me). I was looking forward to this one and was getting ready when I received a text about 90mins before to say could we move it back an hour as she had a domestic issue come up. I initially said I couldn’t but after a little while realised I could if I made a slight change to my arrangements for later in the day. I texted back to see if the issue had been sorted and if she could still do an hour later, but alas the issue wasn’t going to be resolved in time – she was very apologetic at this stage - which I accepted and I texted back to say I’d have a couple of opportunities later in the month and would contact her then. Another opportunity came around quicker than expected and I contacted her again to see if she was free the following day – she quickly confirmed back and I sat back to look forward to it.
The following day I drove over and as I was early, parked up round the corner from her house. I gave her a quick call to let her know I was around and she said she would be about 10mins or so which was fine. She called me back after only a few minutes and said to come round as she was ready. So far, so good with no alarm bells ringing so I walked round to her house – newish, small car on the drive, typical the sort of thing a mid-thirties woman might drive, again, all OK. I knocked at the door and she quickly let me in. Perhaps a bit older than the 37 years she has on her profile but she has a nice body certainly, so I wasn’t put off. The house was a bit of a tip and whilst I like nice surroundings, it’s more a question of what the room’s like that I’m more interested in and wouldn’t cause me to walk. She greeted me with a kiss and we made our way upstairs to the bedroom which was dimly lit but OK and she came across as OK personality wise. I paid her (she seemed a little nervous about this of which more later) and she went downstairs to stash the cash and whilst she did this I got undressed as I’d showered before setting off.
Once she returned she asked if I wanted a massage and, as Id’ never been offered one before, I decided it would be a bit of fun. She poured some oil on my back and started massaging me before pouring some oil on her boobs and using these to massage me as well. After a few minutes, she asked me to turn over and repeated the process slowly working her way down to my cock and chatting to me as she went about it – all very relaxing thus far – I couldn’t wait to get her pussy in my mouth and my cock inside her pussy. Whilst she was massaging me I could hear a dog in the house and possibly somebody else – maybe Sergei?? It didn’t make me feel uncomfortable exactly, I’d paid and was there to enjoy the service.
I have to say, in fairness, the blowjob was excellent, no argument. Varying technique, firmness and speed she quickly had me right on the edge and I had to concentrate on not cumming. I was wriggling about and had to stop her a few times as the sensations were fantastic. So what went wrong?
During a pause in the blowjob, she said she wasn’t feeling 100% and would I mind if we only did the half hour, offering me 20 quid back. This immediately alarmed me and I spent a moment to consider my options (now I was sure Sergei and his dog were next door) which seemed a bit limited. I decided to go for the refund(!) and continue so at this point I asked if I could fuck her. ‘No, I’m not feeling very well’ was the reply. Oh dear I thought, you’ve been stitched up here son. Should I argue? How will I explain a broken nose (or worse) to the wife? Discretion? I decided to keep a lid on it in the end (I was fucking seething I can tell you) for reasons I’ll come to later. I made her finish the blowjob (still very good) and eventually blew my load in her mouth although she didn’t seem to keen on it. I was able to console myself with the thought of the negative review I’d be posting on here and what that would cost ‘them’ in the long-run....
I showered and as I did she said she’d get my money for me (really!). When I got back to the room she was waiting with the money, albeit only 10 quid, ‘I’ll have to owe you the rest’ she said apologetically. I made my excuses and left at this point with barely a word........
I spent a few days reflecting on this one, compiling my thoughts for the subsequent review. What do I think? 70 quid for a massage and blowjob is expensive and those were the only ‘likes’ I received – nothing else
Once I’d got back to my car I had very mixed feelings about this one. I should have been angry but wasn’t really and my thoughts went back to when I initially handed over the money. Looking back, what appeared at the time to be nervousness on her part could easily have been fear – the way she quickly disappeared to hand over the money to whoever she had to hand it over to.
I suspect this WG of having a substance abuse issue going on – she looks older than 37 but as we know, substance abusers can often appear this way and it may well be that life has been cruel to her. I also think she might be doing this against her will – I haven’t any firm evidence for this, just a real unease about the whole set up after I’d been able to sit down and take in what happened. It just didn’t feel right at all. Most milfy types that I see are pretty relaxed about things, which is one of the reasons I like them, but she behaved much more like a young EE girl – doing as she’s told. The place is a shit-hole and may well be being used by more than one girl – it certainly isn’t her own home. Whatever, there’s something funny going on here.
Overall, a very disappointing experience and one I wouldn’t want others to experience. I wouldn’t recommend it and, indeed, I’d actively encourage others to avoid her and whoever else is holed up with her.
tcm
