It’s definitely good shaggin’

[Laid_back_bloke]

Watching one of these dating programs on C4. Lots of young un’s trying to cop off. Made me think. He’s me lying on the sofa, & I’ve shagged probably a couple of hundred women. Kinda made me feel good.

[catweazle]

I've only seen about 10 minutes of these dating programmes, and my impression is not so much trying to cop off as being on the telly. Ask young people what do they want to do, and you'll get a lot of "be famous".

[standardpostage]

I used to watch Blind Date, hosted by Cilla Black, from 1985 

[mr.bluesky]

I used to watch Blind Date, hosted by Cilla Black, from 1985 

Amanda Holden appeared on this as a contestant back in the day.
 She's done well for herself considering her lack of talent for doing anything.
 

[Stevelondon]

Amanda Holden appeared on this as a contestant back in the day.
 She's done well for herself considering her lack of talent for doing anything.

But you would wouldn’t you.
Go on admit it.
You would. 

[mr.bluesky]

But you would wouldn’t you.
Go on admit it.
You would. 

Definitely    ( if you could put it out your mind that Les Dennis has been up her first  )
I'd be happy being a piece of that titty tape holding that dress in position 

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[ik8133]

Amanda Holden appeared on this as a contestant back in the day.
 She's done well for herself considering her lack of talent for doing anything.

Not completely talentless, she can actually sing!

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[Laid_back_bloke]

Amanda Holden, aye. I definitely would.

[rebelscum]

Definitely    ( if you could put it out your mind that Les Dennis has been up her first  )
I'd be happy being a piece of that titty tape holding that dress in position 

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There's a 'If it's up there, I'll give you the money myself' joke in there somewhere...

[catweazle]

Definitely    ( if you could put it out your mind that Les Dennis has been up her first  )
I'd be happy being a piece of that titty tape holding that dress in position 

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She's joked that she thinks her nipples should have their own twitter feed.

[mrwhite]

I'd be happy being a piece of that titty tape holding that dress in position 

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Gives a whole new meaning to "Miss Titley"  (imo one of her best roles)

[mr.bluesky]

She's joked that she thinks her nipples should have their own twitter feed.

Shouldn't that be titter feed 

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She certainly has perky nipples, I bet they have their own postcode.