External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £80 in total for 60 minutes
Location: Basement salon off of Walworth Road functional but grotty area and uninviting.
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I had a flight from Spain and jet lagged so decided to get a massage.
First Impressions : Have seen her before and , she was upfront about extras, making it clear what was on offer and that there wouldn’t be anything more, so I think a few people here have been telling porkies about kissing and B2B! Either that or it must have been a long time ago. Would be interested to see if anyone has had anything above and beyond recently?
Looks - Not being rude, whilst she is very polite , she was average, again don’t mean to be unkind, but extremely plain-looking and nothing like her photos and doesn't look Brazilian at all and was slightly annoyed. There was no spark, no allure, just a very routine experience. She remained fully clothed throughout.
Action: Very professional and she has lots of qualifications on the wall
. Went for a hard massage with tantric elements, and I’ll give credit where it’s due—she’s technically excellent in that regard. A proper, professional massage with solid pressure and good technique. On the turn, she moved to what she called the lingam with a soft, delicate technique and finished things off. Good skill in that department, but very clinical,no real passion or engagement as she keeps a smiley expression on her face .
Quick clean-up, shower, and rushed out of the door . Another punter was waiting outside upstairs as I left, confirming what I suspected that this is a conveyor belt operation.
Verdict: A great massage but underwhelming overall. She goes through the motions, very unspectacular but maybe my fault for believing some of the pre-covid hype, appreciate that she has been doing this for a while —however, if you’re after a professional massage with a predictable finish, this will tick the box, but don’t expect anything exciting. Decent value for London, but nothing worth a repeat after all and difficult to get to, rather get to somewhere central.
