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Flunt

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Incognitomosquito has already done an excellent review of Linda in March.

The positives pretty much echo his opinion slim, sexy, pretty face, husky voice, the type of woman I'm happy to pay.

My reasons for neutral review are that I found her frustrating and awkward. Being a little picky she has the start of a pro$$ie belly from spending hours sitting around waiting for punters, although gorgeous is not out of place in the description. It started with a kiss (there's a song there somewhere) before she stood up and shed what little she was wearing. On returning to the bed she continued with more light kissing before heading south for OWO. I'm no expert on bj techniques but hers was lacking in any enthusiasm, a bit like the kissing.

Covered up for cowgirl and I'm laying there with this vision of beauty straddling me and a body of sin to explore. This is where the awkwardness started, I started to sit up and managed my first slight headbutt as she moved down for more kissing. I was happy with the move and the thought crossed my mind that this was going to be a proper GFE. A brief meeting of lips before she continued with her slow and sexy ride. With kissing forgotten I returned to explore those pert breasts with my lips only for another headbutt to occur.

Switched to missionary and after a minute or so she pulls the little fella out to deposit a large amount of lube before allowing me to continue. I managed to move into a position where I could explore her body and she's uncomfortable with me putting too much weight on one leg so I gave that up. I asked if she wanted to finish me with more oral. Off with the condom, out with the wet wipes and she proceeds with the same lacklustre oral from earlier.

After a couple of minutes she asked if I preferred to finish with oral or sex. She resumed her position sat astride, I resumed my intent to kiss those beautiful breasts and managed another headbutt.

Deed done she offered a massage which wasn't the best. Conversation was a little awkward although I think her English has probably improved since IM's visit and to be fair English people struggle to understand me.

This review reads like a negative because I have highlighted the negative points of the meeting. She is fit and semi willing, I can't say if she is shy or self conscious of her body which makes her more inhibited but she has the potential to be a very good punt, especially at £80 an hour. I will probably return but I'm a sucker for a pretty face.

Just to clarify for headbutt read my forehead brushing her chin as they moved in opposite directions.

Offline billyjo

Had her in my hotlist for quite a while but never got around to seeing her.  Her fee used to be £70 per hour, looks like she's recently increased it to £80.

Offline sjm79

I booked her for a one hour outcall threesome a while back. Upon arriving Linda and her friend proceeded to have an argument with the taxi driver about the fare, right in front of my house. They then expected me to pay the additional money but I didnt have any extra cash on me, and wouldn't have paid if I had.

I assumed Linda was new to escorting at the time as she seemed to let the other girl take the lead. The punt was ok for £120 and Linda isn't a bad looking girl but I'd have to hear that her service had improved before I'd consider booking her again.

Offline curry

She is very aggressive and I think its the EE mentality rather than her been intentional. She is ok would not put her in the Pola/Blonde Samantha league as pretty. I booked her once but the aggressive side of her doesn’t appeal to me. If I wanted to be shouted at ordered about I would get a wife or GF or both!

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Interesting review Flunt, did you not attempt oral on her?

Flunt

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Interesting review Flunt, did you not attempt oral on her?

Short answer, no. I've seen a few Czech girls before and from past experience they're not keen on being played with.

The review is not intended as a fluffy - I can't give her a negative, It's more of reasons why it wasn't positive. She is a definite plan B next time I head to Birmingham and hopefully she might be a bit more...relaxed,uninhibited?

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Short answer, no. I've seen a few Czech girls before and from past experience they're not keen on being played with.

The review is not intended as a fluffy - I can't give her a negative, It's more of reasons why it wasn't positive. She is a definite plan B next time I head to Birmingham and hopefully she might be a bit more...relaxed,uninhibited?
I've not had any issue's on the reverse oral front with any of the Czech lady's I see, as you say maybe she will loosen up and relax a bit more, she certainly look's very tempting!

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Same apartment as https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33631.msg465504;topicseen#msg465504

I saw Erica back in July and Sandy last year when she had her braces neither seemed too impressed with my oral technique so I never bothered with Linda. Add to that IM's comments I decided on a more passive approach. Given the choice of the three Linda is the pick of the bunch. The Coventry lot I suppose are Slovaks so I shouldn't include them as Czech women...

If I see her again before you do I'll post an update.