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Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Excellent, thanks for reporting back Teesider :drinks:

What was cost (for former LMP members) ? PM me if better. Thanks.

Offline Teessider

Yes, there still seems something amiss to me about:

- the new website
- exactly when they are going live
- the party schedule for each day
- only 5/6 girls partying any one day (as opposed to the previous 7)
- no Saturday activity
- potential swingers
- no comment re: membership rights for previous LMP members (i.e. do they enjoy the previous £140 rate upon registering ?)

for even I, a committed former LMP fan, to attend for now. I think I will await some clarification/a confirmed report on here before testing.   


No conspiracy - what you see is what you get.

The new website is still being developed - so it will be finished soon.

Went live when they said - today.

I suppose they decided 6 girls would be enough until the new business builds back up again. When guest numbers rise I suspect the number of girls will rise too.

No Saturday it would seem, unless it's reactivates at a later date.

I think Em was concerned that LMP was becoming at bit staid with too many 1-2-1 s. She wants more action and sees that swingers will bring that. I agree.

  ... and yes, I got my discount as a member of the Golden Pussy Club.   :cool:


Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

No conspiracy - what you see is what you get.

The new website is still being developed - so it will be finished soon.

Went live when they said - today.

I suppose they decided 6 girls would be enough until the new business builds back up again. When guest numbers rise I suspect the number of girls will rise too.

No Saturday it would seem, unless it's reactivates at a later date.

I think Em was concerned that LMP was becoming at bit staid with too many 1-2-1 s. She wants more action and sees that swingers will bring that. I agree.

  ... and yes, I got my discount as a member of the Golden Pussy Club.   :cool:

Thanks Teesider. I fancy I might become a member of the Golden Pussy Club soon  ;)

Captain Caveman

  • Guest

No conspiracy - what you see is what you get.

The new website is still being developed - so it will be finished soon.

Went live when they said - today.

I suppose they decided 6 girls would be enough until the new business builds back up again. When guest numbers rise I suspect the number of girls will rise too.

No Saturday it would seem, unless it's reactivates at a later date.

I think Em was concerned that LMP was becoming at bit staid with too many 1-2-1 s. She wants more action and sees that swingers will bring that. I agree.

  ... and yes, I got my discount as a member of the Golden Pussy Club.   :cool:

Thanks for the report Teessider - delighted the new place is up to scratch and am looking forward to my first visit.  :thumbsup:

I'm inclined to agree that the parties were becoming a bit formulaic - I'm less convinced swingers are the answer; I take it there were none there yesterday.


Offline iPad3

Thanks for the report Teessider - delighted the new place is up to scratch and am looking forward to my first visit.  :thumbsup:

I'm inclined to agree that the parties were becoming a bit formulaic - I'm less convinced swingers are the answer; I take it there were none there yesterday.

I agree with that, I've no experience but would be interested to see how a swinging couple in the mix would work but my veiw is a fully integrated orgy won't happen unless punters get in there. I'm happy to do so but anyone who goes regularly will have seen some punters hanging back for a girl to come free rather than join in, what we need are more Vera's as she encourages 3 ways and tries to get others to join in.

Captain Caveman

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I agree with that, I've no experience but would be interested to see how a swinging couple in the mix would work but my veiw is a fully integrated orgy won't happen unless punters get in there. I'm happy to do so but anyone who goes regularly will have seen some punters hanging back for a girl to come free rather than join in, what we need are more Vera's as she encourages 3 ways and tries to get others to join in.

+1  :thumbsup:

Online akauya

I think the addition of swingers is an excellent idea - well, says me who loves swinging :)

I have been to paid parties where swingers were allowed for free (Pam's now and again, sometimes LAPC and what used to be Limelight parties). Some of the swingers were total filth. The thing about swingers is that they are there because they want sex, not money. There is something very appealing (to me at least) about willing pussy as opposed to paid pussy.

The only disadvantage is that a lot of the swinging females are not as hot looking as the prossies at the parties. Having said that, however, you do sometimes get some very hot looking swingers. There was a couple that used to go to the Limelight parties and the woman was absolutely gorgeous I think her swinging name was Jo. If any of you went to the Limelight parties you must have bumped into them at some point and you will know who I'm talking about.

So, I'm pleased Em is introducing swingers, it adds a bit more spice to the mix.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 11:21:03 am by akauya »

Captain Caveman

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I think the addition of swingers is an excellent idea - well, says me who loves swinging :)

I have been to paid parties where swingers were allowed for free (Pam's now and again, sometimes LAPC and what used to be Limelight parties). Some of the swingers were total filth. The thing about swingers is that they are there because they want sex, not money. There is something very appealing (to me at least) about willing pussy as opposed to paid pussy.

The only disadvantage is that a lot of the swinging females are not as hot looking as the prossies at the parties. Having said that, however, you do sometimes get some very hot looking swingers. There was a couple that used to go to the Limelight parties and the woman was absolutely gorgeous I think her swinging name was Jo. If any of you went to the Limelight parties you must have bumped into them at some point and you will know who I'm talking about.

So, I'm pleased Em is introducing swingers, it adds a bit more spice to the mix.

I've been to the Limelight, too, and mixed swingers/WG events elsewhere. Had a good time but the WGs there weren't as good looking as the LMP girls - let alone the swingers.

I've met some swinger gems but there is a lot of dross too. The vast majority of swingers in my experience are either:

a) repellently ugly
b) cliquey and only play with other swinging couples
c) Just want to be watched and don't let anyone else join in

If Em can screen these out of the Phoenix and just let in swinger ladies to the same standard (in looks and participation) as the pros, then I'll be happy. But it's a tall order.


Offline eddie21

Hi teessider,

Where is the approx. location of the new townhouse?

Cheers

andrei

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Hi teessider,

Where is the approx. location of the new townhouse?

Cheers

joined the site just to ask that question?

considering its members only i'd be reluctant to share that info with you as i attended the 1pm party yesterday

its already been mentioned its close to paddington and lancaster gate, i suggst if you want to know more you enquire directly with lady em

the house was superb though, i assume the heating was all fixed up by the evening bash, it was on the blink earlier in the day but we soon found ways to warm the girls up  ;)

review to come

Captain Caveman

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joined the site just to ask that question?

considering its members only i'd be reluctant to share that info with you as i attended the 1pm party yesterday

its already been mentioned its close to paddington and lancaster gate, i suggst if you want to know more you enquire directly with lady em

the house was superb though, i assume the heating was all fixed up by the evening bash, it was on the blink earlier in the day but we soon found ways to warm the girls up  ;)

review to come

Busted!  :D

Look forward to review


Mike Oxhard

  • Guest

b) cliquey and only play with other swinging couples
c) Just want to be watched and don't let anyone else join in

This is the worrying part of allowing swingers in. A "selection" process where people may or may not be allowed to play could greatly diminish any relaxed atmosphere that LMP always thrived on, and effectively alter ratios if some party girls become "out of bounds" for a time while they play with the swinging couples.

I like the old way where EVERY girl there is available for relaxed fun and you simply fit in when and where the opportunities present themselves.

As for "too many 1-2-1s", they will naturally occur at many parties especially when numbers are lower, so I hope there isn't going to be an awkward feeling if you happen to end up with a girl to yourself for a short while!! It's up to guys to actively join in......we can't force someone to join  :sarcastic:

Offline Kingy28

If a swinging couple want to attend the new venue, then it would cost them £320.

That seems a lot of money to me to pay when other swinging establishments charge considerably less.

Captain Caveman

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If a swinging couple want to attend the new venue, then it would cost them £320.

That seems a lot of money to me to pay when other swinging establishments charge considerably less.

I guess you're assuming that a M/F couple would be charged £160 each - I can't see anything on the website where it says that (or - for that matter - where it says females will be let in free, which would be in line with other swinger clubs).

This lack of detail just reinforces my belief that the 'swingers' angle is simply legalese to stay within the law and not a core part of the club's business.

I hope so anyway.






Offline Teessider


I've met some swinger gems but there is a lot of dross too. The vast majority of swingers in my experience are either:

a) repellently ugly
b) cliquey and only play with other swinging couples
c) Just want to be watched and don't let anyone else join in

If Em can screen these out of the Phoenix and just let in swinger ladies to the same standard (in looks and participation) as the pros, then I'll be happy. But it's a tall order.


You'll be fine Captain - it's not compulsory to fuck them.   :D
« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 06:02:15 pm by Teessider »

Offline Teessider



the house was superb though, i assume the heating was all fixed up by the evening bash, it was on the blink earlier in the day but we soon found ways to warm the girls up  ;)

review to come


No problems - all sorted by 7 pm - unless it was the heat from the earlier parties.   ;)

Captain Caveman

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You'll be fine Captain - it's not compulsory to fuck them.   :D

True - but once you've seen them, you can't un-see them  :scare:

Offline smiths

I am sure Em and Moss will have any swinging issues sorted so the scenario doesnt happen as it does at some parties where swingers are present and get in for a small cost or free, and if a couple the woman is only interested in the WGs as is the guy meaning thats up to 2 less WGs available for the other punters who have paid full price. This picking and choosing is of course the norm in the swinging scene, but this isnt swinging as the WGs are WGs obviously not swingers.

IF female swingers are allowed to attend and happily punt with the other punters thats an additional woman to shag so all good in my experience, and some female swingers at parties have been crackers, while some have been extremely unattractive to me.

Offline Teessider


IF female swingers are allowed to attend and happily punt with the other punters thats an additional woman to shag so all good in my experience, and some female swingers at parties have been crackers, while some have been extremely unattractive to me.

I'm sure Em will be looking  for these people - she said yesterday she was looking for more 'exciting' adventurous party goers to spice up the vibe.    :diablo:

...... and to answer your question Captain, there was no swingers yesterday, just the girls and the punters.

Offline smiths

I'm sure Em will be looking  for these people - she said yesterday she was looking for more 'exciting' adventurous party goers to spice up the vibe.    :diablo:

...... and to answer your question Captain, there was no swingers yesterday, just the girls and the punters.

And i am sure they will be attractive women, not  boilers, that appeal to punters. The thing is though firstly such women can never be absolutely guaranteed to turn up and secondly they might only want to attend ocassionally. So ideally over time attracting a number of these women would be good, whether thats with a male partner or not, not knowing whether couples will be allowed to attend or not. If they arent that will make it harder to attract women as genuine attractive single females wanting to be fucked by any Tom, Dick and Abdul are thin on the ground sadly.

Offline Steve2

attractive single females wanting to be fucked by any Tom, Dick and Abdul are thin on the ground sadly.


Rarer than rocking horse shit

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Offline Teessider

I like fucking the odd munter - they're normally particularly enthusiastic since they're gagging for it.   :yahoo:

Dj007

  • Guest
Nice one Teesider, nobody mentioned the name and I am sure Em and Moss did this tongue in cheek...Phoenix rising from the Ashes of LMP?
Reading through some of the dross...oops...opinions of some so called regulars to LMP, I am sure glad that they are back safe and sound. To anyone reading this I usually travel from down south for a rare treat in Paradise Central. If you want a relaxed, fun, hassle free environment with sexy girls and some really cool regulars then this really is the place to go. I've been fortunate enough to party at two of the venues but missed the last one. Some of the pre party and after party socials in the local hostelries were quite a laugh and not one I have experienced anywhere else in the UK!
I am sure that Em and Moss thought long and hard about their hosting and if they are looking to add more spice, then who are we to complain.
If they can beat four girls on me at once trying to get pop number four out of the old chap in 2hrs, then bring it on!
Yep I'm a newbie but Teesider will know me, as will Stevie and that French idiot that I always end up spit roasting some babe with!
Hope you get to read this Em and Moss and wish you both well in your new venture, defo the Queen and King of party times!
 :hi:

Dj007

  • Guest
Rarer than rocking horse shit

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:
I think if it was promoted in a way to highlight the total discretionary attitude at LMP and the quality of the clientele, then you might be surprised as to how many women are just as in need of a good casual fuck as us men! Imagine, we have to pay, yet a businesswoman with time on her hands wanting a no strings casual encounter could pop in for an hour and be gone with a smile on her face for the cost of a phone call. Plenty of male escorts out there earning a living! Also maybe Em could provide a Venetian Eye Mask for some of the shy ladies that do not want to risk being identified....now that could add spice and hide some horrors :yahoo:

Offline Teessider


 Some of the pre party and after party socials in the local hostelries were quite a laugh and not one I have experienced anywhere else in the UK!



Had a pre-party beer at the Swan for old times sake, then a post party pint at 'The Victoria' - a cracking Fullers pub near the party.  :drinks:

As I was finishing my London Pride in walks Emma, Vera, Emily and Eva. Made me smile knowing I'd just fucked Eva, Vera and Emily on ther swing within the last hour.  :cool:
 
Would have stayed for another with the girls but needed to get off.  :unknown:

Mike Oxhard

  • Guest
I'm sure Em will be looking  for these people - she said yesterday she was looking for more 'exciting' adventurous party goers to spice up the vibe.    :diablo:

She is always welcome to jump in and show us how it's done  :thumbsup:

Mike Oxhard

  • Guest
It may be dross to the ignorant, but some of us have had many years of fun at LMP and want that to continue. IMO they don't need gimmicks to try and spice things up, just careful planning would go a long way unless they start vetting clients at the door.

The problems with the action being less orgy-like recently I believe was more to do with the most recent circumstances. Mainly, having three huge double beds in one room and still having three party rooms. That meant the big room mostly had one girl per bed, as did the middle room with the two singles. That's 5 beds with one girl each on as there were usually 2 in the far room. That immediately takes away the scenarios that happened at LG where you could play with the girl next to you and make connections sexually while she was playing with other guys, and makes the party action much more spread out and more like isolated events.

I have even been told at Edgware Road by management a couple of times to move to a separate bed with a girl purely because it was free which then spreads the action further apart!! There was also a huge idiotic uproar on forums when they were at Westminster over whether there were genuinely three bedrooms for partying as people started complaining they only saw two in use. That place only needed two with the size of it. The action needs to be more concentrated together instead of spread out, but not overly cramped so it's a scrum. The girls just need to be closer together than Edgware allowed in two of the rooms so everyone feels connected and side-by-side sessions can mingle together.

I hope if Emma or Moss reads this they can see it as some constructive hints from a long term guest as to why I feel they may believe things have slipped. Personally I hadn't found that. I like that every party is unique and what happens is a natural occurrence. I firmly believe a little more careful thought into planning the play areas would go a long way to making the party inter-connected throughout. I found back in the LG days some parties were spectacular and some just ok, and the same right up to when they closed recently. I had parties at ER that were very much up there with the best that LG offered.

The choice of girls is important too. I think it's a big loss certainly that Toni, Apple and Isabel Dean haven't carried over as they were some of the best girls at involving multiple partners and keeping it fun and interesting. I also understand maybe the girls chose not to return so it's not my business, but all this talk of "spicing things up" isn't needed with girls of that party calibre.

I want Emma and Moss to succeed as LMP has been my life for a good few years now. I know the parties aren't run purely for my desires so understand they are free to make changes as they choose and then it's up to me if I still want to attend if the changes don't appeal to me. I wish them all the luck in the world and hope I continue partying for a good while yet  :music:

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

It may be dross to the ignorant, but some of us have had many years of fun at LMP and want that to continue. IMO they don't need gimmicks to try and spice things up, just careful planning would go a long way unless they start vetting clients at the door.

The problems with the action being less orgy-like recently I believe was more to do with the most recent circumstances. Mainly, having three huge double beds in one room and still having three party rooms. That meant the big room mostly had one girl per bed, as did the middle room with the two singles. That's 5 beds with one girl each on as there were usually 2 in the far room. That immediately takes away the scenarios that happened at LG where you could play with the girl next to you and make connections sexually while she was playing with other guys, and makes the party action much more spread out and more like isolated events.

I have even been told at Edgware Road by management a couple of times to move to a separate bed with a girl purely because it was free which then spreads the action further apart!! There was also a huge idiotic uproar on forums when they were at Westminster over whether there were genuinely three bedrooms for partying as people started complaining they only saw two in use. That place only needed two with the size of it. The action needs to be more concentrated together instead of spread out, but not overly cramped so it's a scrum. The girls just need to be closer together than Edgware allowed in two of the rooms so everyone feels connected and side-by-side sessions can mingle together.

I hope if Emma or Moss reads this they can see it as some constructive hints from a long term guest as to why I feel they may believe things have slipped. Personally I hadn't found that. I like that every party is unique and what happens is a natural occurrence. I firmly believe a little more careful thought into planning the play areas would go a long way to making the party inter-connected throughout. I found back in the LG days some parties were spectacular and some just ok, and the same right up to when they closed recently. I had parties at ER that were very much up there with the best that LG offered.

The choice of girls is important too. I think it's a big loss certainly that Toni, Apple and Isabel Dean haven't carried over as they were some of the best girls at involving multiple partners and keeping it fun and interesting. I also understand maybe the girls chose not to return so it's not my business, but all this talk of "spicing things up" isn't needed with girls of that party calibre.

I want Emma and Moss to succeed as LMP has been my life for a good few years now. I know the parties aren't run purely for my desires so understand they are free to make changes as they choose and then it's up to me if I still want to attend if the changes don't appeal to me. I wish them all the luck in the world and hope I continue partying for a good while yet  :music:

Would agree with most of this. Edgware Road for the reasons you have stated just did not encourage as much group action, daisy chains etc. as Westminster. I also think that the absence of the Swing subconsciously inhibited all. Good to hear it might be back in the new place.

vt

  • Guest
Agreed, careful thought needs to go into the arrangement of beds and rooms, the choice of available ladies, the proactive management/direction of the party, the backroom stuff...all of which we know Em can do well!

I am constantly amazed at how she has maintained her enthusiasm for the task over the years. She must have seen it all many times over!  :D

Offline Teessider


The action needs to be more concentrated together instead of spread out, but not overly cramped so it's a scrum.


That's a valid point. I must admit my favourite bit of the parties is when we get herded into one room for the last 20 minutes for the 'Roman Orgy'.

Then again, I've seen posts on this forum complaining about everyone being in one room.

Seems you can't please all the people all the time.   :dash:


Offline iPad3

That's a valid point. I must admit my favourite bit of the parties is when we get herded into one room for the last 20 minutes for the 'Roman Orgy'.

Then again, I've seen posts on this forum complaining about everyone being in one room.

Seems you can't please all the people all the time.   :dash:

Agreed, I try to time it so I get a good bit of group action but as the number dwindle you get more and more of the girls working on you, I've managed 4 all to myself so far!!

Offline Teessider


I apologise in advance to Em / Moss - your job must be like being the England Football Manager with every armchair pundit telling you how to do your job. But I'm going to do it anyway.   :bomb:
 
Following on from the issue raised about the party action being too spread out for horny group activity, I think this is spot on.

It raises a question about the new location, which as I said is massive.

IMHO, the main party room is easily OK for upto about 16 people. Altogether the 3 party rooms including the swing room is probably OK for upto about 40 people.

So current party numbers would perhaps be best all in the main party room only, and move the swing into this room to create the sought after orgiastic atmosphere.

Bit of a pisser for Moss after probably paying a shit load of money for the 4 floors - but then again maybe a price worth paying to ensure no neighbours either above or below the party room.

When numbers expand to 25/40, open up the other rooms.  :rolleyes:




higherflyer

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I was an LMP regular, and went to the new set-up yesterday, 1pm session.

Guys, if flying solo or with only one wingman is your thing, then I advise you to get along there before everyone catches up with the new website and venue. There was only one other customer, so we had five gorgeous females to ourselves. Quite a responsibility, I can tell you!

Em did tell me she had seven booked in for the next session, however. 

New venue is well up to previous standards.

Offline Teessider

Report now in Reviews section if anyone wants to  read it.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=44443.msg586559#msg586559


don't know if that link works.

Offline Teessider


So current party numbers would perhaps be best all in the main party room only, and move the swing into this room to create the sought after orgiastic atmosphere.



Thanks Em / Moss - I think it's a winner.   :drinks:

Mike Oxhard

  • Guest
It does seem as if they are seriously thinking of ways of tweaking things currently to perfect it rather than considering unnecessary wholesale changes  :thumbsup:

I liked the idea of the refreshments being in the play room too which they were today, so you have a breather without leaving the entertainment  :thumbsup:

That and the swing being brought in, and hopefully all the fun staying together will create the spark Em may have felt was missing. I hope so, she looked very relaxed and happy today and the way she was occasionally mingling and adding her banter to the party really did bring some of the old magic back  :thumbsup:

There will always be some people who like to criticise and complain for the hell of it, but I felt instantly at home today on my first visit to now my 4th venue. For me, it's not about how many cocks the girls have to play with, but the quality of the experiences and interactions, and today's 1-3 was a very friendly, relaxed and fun atmosphere. Despite years of partying I did actually feel a little apprehensive going after all the talk and speculation, but walked away on cloud 9 once again. My fears and worries are certainly satisfied  :hi:

1dt

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£140 to party according to an obvious marketing review on that site

Offline Teessider

 ..... and Saturday parties restarting from next week.

1- 3  pm then half hour gap, then 3.30 - 5.30 as second party.

Option to go to either or both.

Where was the £140 marketing review??

1dt

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..... and Saturday parties restarting from next week.

1- 3  pm then half hour gap, then 3.30 - 5.30 as second party.

Option to go to either or both.

Where was the £140 marketing review??

on that punter site (with fuffies) that should not be mentioned

Offline Ferrisbb12

Does anyone know if they are open over Xmas period?

Captain Caveman

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Does anyone know if they are open over Xmas period?

Normal schedule up to and including 23/12

Closed 24-26/12 inclusive

Saturday schedule 27-30/12 inclusive (closed Sunday)

Closed 31/12-1/1 inclusive

Saturday schedule 2-3/1 inclusive (closed Sunday)

Normal schedule 5/1 onwards

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