External Link/Members OnlyFirst review here, so go easy on me lads.
Location: Well known block of serviced accomodation flats used by WGs near Guildford Station. Had a bit of trouble finding it initially, and it isn't that discreet as there is a central patio where I was kept waiting until she told me what door number and floor it was, so not the best to loiter around. Parking is available on the side of the street, or a small car park at the flats themself. The room, bathroom, and bed itself were nice enough and clean.
Comms: Reasonably OK, could've been a bit more sharp at the final stages of me pulling up, but she texts back briskly most of the time.
Damage: £80 for 30 mins, +£20 for OWO, +£20 for FK, total, £120 for 30 mins
Prelude out of the way, I walk in, and I do this with the intention of knowing that whatever bombshell was on the cover of that VS ad, isn't gonna be the one I'm seeing. I wasn't wrong with this suspicion, but honestly, it wasn't far off. The girl was decently fit, typical Brazilian barbie, slightly toned, with beautiful smooth tanned skin with sexy beachstring tanlines on her ass and breasts. Definitely a pretty face with dark, smoky eyes with a mischievous glint to them, with a slight touch of natural Botox, clean smile, and shapely, kissable lips. I was expecting this to fully be a B&S, but after what I saw, I felt compelled to stay. I'd rate her an 8.5/10.
Unfortunately, it goes downhill here with the service.
She shows me one of her friends in the bedroom next to hers, and although not as good as her, still an attractive, maybe 7/10, platinum blonde blue eyed girl who looked more like a Pole, but was conversing in Portugese with her, so I stick with my guns at this rate.
We start discussing pricing and she says that OWO and FK are extra each, even though the extra was bundled together in her pricing on her text message. At this point I also thought RO was included because it was on her text too, but later during the punt, found out this wasn't the case. Handed it over because I just thought whatever at this point.
After the transfer, I got this vibe shift and change in demeanour from her after I hopped out the bathroom for a quick piss and washdown that she wanted the meet to be over and done with. She says she wants to start sucking me immediately and starts stripping herself, but I prefer a bit of foreplay
to get me and the Johnson in the mood, so i tell her to keep her nice red lingerie on, and that i will massage her and lie on top of her clothed in prone bone, and we do this, where I gently caress and kiss her. She seems passive to this. Then roll her over, and she initiates a lip kiss. I go in for another one, and then another with tonuge, but then she pulls away and says 'no tongue', to which I replied I thought french kissing was on the cards, and she says 'only lip baby, no tongue' and that rule applied to her whole body as well, which sort of got me pissed off, but I can't really do anything about it now. I had some gum right before coming in so it can't have been that - perhaps she just doesn't know what actual french kissing is, and should take it off her profile.
She then begins with some OWO after unzipping my trousers after what was probably only 3 minutes of foreplay from me, and nothing from her end. Not much technique down there whatsoever, and I should've opted against this. It's not toothy, and feels OK, but she only really went for the tip, when the message itself says ball licking is included. I strip her off and pull her in closer for some more kissing and cuddling around her ears and neck, but she isn't receptive to this. I don't last long usually, so with the OWO, felt the sap rising after proabably only 90 seconds, and I paused for a little break, after which she wanted to begin sex, to which I said I wanted more OWO, but I do away with this and push her back gently to explore her body more for more foreplay, which again, she doesn't really like, and covers her pussy up when I tell her I'm just cuddling, not having sex yet.
After realising the whole GFE bit at this rate was a scam, I just decide I'll go straigt to work. Was hoping to get her wet in RO but she denied this, after saying in the ad that it was included, and even when fingering her clit, she tried to pull my cock in and push my hand away. Start off in mish for a bit, to which she can take a good pounding, and she made some nice noises, although I suspect slightly fake. After about 3 minutes of this, which was nice, I want some doggy, to go to pound town on that beautiful pert tanned ass. She tries to pull me again annoyingly, after telling her I can do it, but she begins gyrating her hips to make me cum faster, which I tell her to stop, but she does, but only after I start pounding her more heavy. This was OK, nothing to write home about, and I finish in the bag after probably 2 minutes of non-stop banging her. After that, she says the service is done, only probably like 11-12 minutes into the actual thing.
I'm a bit shocked and ask for some more cuddling, and another blowjob, but she says no, and that we had a long time, because most clients apparently only last long enough for a blowjob according to her. She didn't say anywhere that 30 minutes was just a one time cum limit as well. Cut my losses at this rate and ask for a massage, which was shit, and make a little bit of convo with her. Apparently she lives in Scotland, has an English boyfriend, and tours, but likes Guildford. In and out for about 15 minutes, and even whilst changing back into my boxers, sort of made a remark about how I'm taking ages putting my clothes back on and washing my face, so she definitely wanted me out LOL.
I think she's great for a P&D, not sure if she does 15 minutes, but I'm more of a vanilla, lovey dovey, GFE guy. I have to give this a negative though, because the service and the demeanour just wasn't great at all, but could be close to a neutral given that she was hot. I wonder if her friend is any better.
