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External Link/Members OnlyStrange one this. Technically I've reviewed this profile before, but I'm honestly not 100% if it's the same woman despite being physically very similar, at the same address, for mostly the same experience.
The appointment was easily arranged by text, the location isn't great, but the room is very clean and tidy. £60 for 30 mins, £10 OWO.
I was prepared to walk since there are a couple of other reviews saying it's a bait and switch for an older woman, and while I do think this is true, (no way is she 28 as she stated in her text) she was wearing a dress of very thin material, showing off a nice body with amazing boob job. No tattoos either. I honestly thought she was attractive so I went with it, thinking this can't be the same person others had seen.
Service was very average. A dry rub down "massage" for all of 5 mins, flipped over and wiped down for OWO which was actually good, even managed some deep throat, but was sadly brief. She then got on her back, put a condom on me and we fucked. The condom came off as I pulled out and she started cleaning up. After that, she laid next to me but didn't really do anything, just kept smiling inanely between the usual generic, awkward small talk, then I was out the door in 20 mins. Clearly on auto-pilot as she was thanking me and bowing, even though I had to get my coat hung up behind the door while she was doing this, but she didn't seem to realise. She didn't seem stoned or anything, just a bit weird.
So I honestly have no idea if it was the same woman I've seen before. She was so physically similar (likely she's had a baby, but has kept in shape, amazing boob job etc) but just something definitely different/older about her face. She had a much nicer OWO technique but then zero interest in moving around into different positions like last time, and her slightly weird distant behaviour. I have no clue. Not an awful meet, but an odd and underwhelming experience to be honest. Ultimately, would I return? No.
