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External Link/Members OnlyMy first 2 SPs were unavailable, and she was my 3rd choice. What a huge mistake I made; I should have paid attention to the other previous reviews, as this was one of the worst bookings I have had with this SP.
Comms: I contacted her earlier this morning on Whatsapp and asked if she was available. She responded quickly and reserved a session for later on during the day, and gave me her address. Asked to let me know when I'm nearby to which I did.
Location: A ground floor apartment 10 mins from Oxford Circus station. When you go inside, the place smells of cigarettes. Saw fag boxes on her table. The shower was good, though, although there was no place to store or hang clothes, so I left my clothes on the floor during and after the shower.
The girl: She looks older than her pictures. She is small and petite with loose and sagging skin. (I saw stretch marks between her legs. Her face is average at best.
Her personality is the shittest I have ever experienced in all my years of punting. Cold, unfriendly, and just lifeless and zombie-like. She barely talks at all, and when she does, it feels like she is giving me those bitchy attitude vibes. Also she barely looked at me and would keep her eyes closed or stare at the wall/ phone.
Fee/ Services: £200 for 1 hour, DFK, OWO, Rimming (Rimming £40 extra)
Hidden Image/Members OnlyServices: She welcomed me into the flat with a brief smile which soon disappeared and went straight business-like. " 1 hour with rimming", "That is £200" .
I gave her the money, with a friendly smile. I tried to make some small talk, saying, "You look good" (She didn't really), and she didn't even acknowledge that. There was an awkward silence for 2 mins, then she showed me the shower and gave me a towel.
I walked into the shower and placed my clothes on the floor, with the door opened.(She had a heater blocking the door from closing).
I came out and she just lay there motionless and moody on the bed naked. I came next to her and she asked "Do you like to kiss?" I said Yeah" and the DFK started.
This was the only decent part of the meet. Her DFK wasn't really all that, as I have better, and it somehow lacked any passion. Her breath also smelled of fags.
Did this for a bit, and then went for the rimming which was the shittest rimming I have ever had. It just consisted of her tongue robotically flicking my arse. I got bored, and lost my boner after 5 mins of this.
I suggested I give her reverse oral, and OMG when I did she just laid there with her eye closed like (to quote from another punters review ) a lifeless doll motionless . I then asked her to do 69 with her feet in my face, and she gave me this weird, dirty look and then agreed. Her OWO was also the worst OWO I have ever had. Shallow, no real depth and dry.
She finished me off in 69 by hand.
She gave me wet wipes to clean herself. And during the break, I had one of the most awkward silences ever whilst she was playing with her phone and facing the wall.
I tried to break the ice by initiating a conversation, but it soon went nowhere. I just felt this bad attitude, bitchy vibes coming from her, and I was thinking, "What did I do?" £200 for this?
After 10 mins of awkward silence whilst playing with her phone, I suggested round 2, and she slowly came up to me with her moodly face and asked her "Is everything ok?" and she replied in a grumpy voice "Everything is ok?". (Clearly not as your attitude and vibes say otherwise).
We slowly DFK which got me up again. then I asked for OWO again hoping it would be better. It was much worse this time, that I lost my boner. (Shallow, dry, no depth, lack of effort). I then asked for some DFK whilst I wanked myself off.
She gave me more wet wipes again, and disappeared from the room for a bit.
I felt so shit afterwards that I didn't want to stay any longer , so I told her I didn't need another shower. (Ignored me and said nothing).Got my clothes on and left after 45 mins.
Conlusion:I will give her props for her DFK, however I would have to put this as one of if not my worst punting experiences.
Her attitude and levels of service were an absolute disappointment.
As previous reviewers have said, she might be a coin toss at bestand YMMV, but I would recommend staying well clear. Part of me thinks she deliberately put on this hitty service for reasons I don't know. I 100% will not be returning, and I am already planning my next visit with 1 of my regulars to try and get this nightmare off my mind.
However, I do take responsibility, as the negatives from previous reviews warned me to expect something like this.
Book her at caution
Return: Definitely Not
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