Author Topic: Honey @ MK Escorts - Bletchley  (Read 7505 times)

Offline HornyHemel

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Duration: 1 Hours
Fee: £140

Usual efficient booking proceedure with MKE & AB's.  Prebooked a day ahead and confirmed on the morning of the punt. 

I had seen Honey a couple of times in Leicester last year, but had not been able to align availability since she has moved to MKE.   So when she appeared on the rota at short notice, I booked for the following day.   

TBH, I'm not overly keen on the relatively new location with the garages next door (too many prying eyes etc), but as I'm not from the area decided it had to be visited.   Once inside, it's a purpose built venue for whoring.  Very clean, great rooms all with ensuites.   

After being shown to the room by the maid, Honey came in as I was sorting out my bag of tricks and said that I looked familiar.  A quick conversation about our previous punts refreshed her memory and it was straight down to business.  Pics are accurate.

After some prolonged DFK and a big sniff of poppers, I bent her over the bed, pulled her g-string aside and started eating her pussy and asshole.  Honey then returned the favour, teasing my cock and playing with my already inserted butt plug whilst telling me to take more poppers.   At my request, she moved to a larger butt plug, again telling me to inhale more poppers from the bag.   After more OWO and RO, Honey mentioned that she needed a wee, so in my popper intox state, I suggested some WS.

We moved to the shower where I was drenched in her golden rain, moving in to taste her pussy she began rubbing herself and squirted over me which was fucking hot.

After a quick shower, we moved back to the bedroom and she donned my strap-on setting about buggering me into next week as I turned myself blue with more poppers.  We moved through a couple of positions before I needed a break.  OWO, RO, DFK, and 69 were all enjoyed before Honey put on a glove and started playing with my well lubed backdoor.   More Liquid Gold only meant we were going in only one direction, and it didn't take long for her fist to be in my ass with cock ready to explode. 

Honey took it like a trooper and after a quick wipe of her lips we shared a creamy kiss.   

Still had some time, Honey offered a massage or more fun, however I was litterally fucked and needed a shower.    Had a great chat about punting and whoring before I tried to dodge the looks from the Mechanics as I left the building! 

Awesome punt with a top class WG, I will certainly revisit for either 1-2-1 fun or a MFF. 

PS. Honey does not generally offer WS, so bear that in mind when booking. 


Offline advent2016

Honey took it like a trooper and after a quick wipe of her lips we shared a creamy kiss.   


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If I've read it correctly I can give RO, receive strap-on and BBBJ/CIM/snowball finish.  I'd probably try 30 mins and get her to give me a hard spanking beforehand as a bit of roleplay.


Offline HornyHemel


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If I've read it correctly I can give RO, receive strap-on and BBBJ/CIM/snowball finish.  I'd probably try 30 mins and get her to give me a hard spanking beforehand as a bit of roleplay.

Not sure about the Strap-on as I have my own one, and tbh it isn't a listed service.  Also, She has commented in the past about guys requesting this, but not ensuring that they are clean (eg Douching) beforehand.  I'm sure she would be happy to give you a prostrate massage... :cool: :drinks:

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When I saw the subject was Honey and the author HornyHemel I thought this is going to be a good read. I wasn't disappointed  :P    Thanks HH   :drinks:

Offline simon07

You obviously had a plan for Honey and for the hour. She does not like 1 hour wondering what to do next by the punter; her tweet
Honey
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Gentle reminder this is a brothel . You do not need 1 hour unless we kno each other and the service takes 1 hour  . Pump and dump. Blo and go . I will not talk about feelings , i am not your babysitter . I am not your wife . If you book 1 hour HAV A PLAN FOR AN HOUR X X X X X X

Offline advent2016

I'm sure she would be happy to give you a prostrate massage.

They normally are lying down ;)

I'd prefer a prostate massage whilst prostrate. When I have this / strap-on I douche with bulb or disposable one first. Sometimes an enema administered by a stern looking nurse.

Offline LipLover

Gentle reminder this is a brothel . You do not need 1 hour unless we kno each other and the service takes 1 hour  . Pump and dump. Blo and go . I will not talk about feelings , i am not your babysitter . I am not your wife . If you book 1 hour HAV A PLAN FOR AN HOUR X X X X X X
Blimey that sounds rather harsh. Presumably she doesn’t like to ‘go with the flow’ then?

Offline HornyHemel

They normally are lying down ;)

I'd prefer a prostate massage whilst prostrate. When I have this / strap-on I douche with bulb or disposable one first. Sometimes an enema administered by a stern looking nurse.

Gotta love a typo!   :thumbsup:

Offline Bellingham

Honey
@honeybooforyou
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Gentle reminder this is a brothel . You do not need 1 hour unless we kno each other and the service takes 1 hour  . Pump and dump. Blo and go . I will not talk about feelings , i am not your babysitter . I am not your wife . If you book 1 hour HAV A PLAN FOR AN HOUR X X X X X X

Is this an issue because she earns less doing an hour booking rather than 2 x 30 mins? Or because she just really dislikes spending time with new clients lol.

In my experience SPs have always encouraged longer bookings, maybe it's different when they're independent?

Offline ProjectFun

I think she was basically reminding punters that it is a business transactions where you are paying for sex,if you can do a hour of sex  she is fine with it but if not she doesn't want to fill the time answering questions about her private life.It's good in a way as a lot of Sp's are happy to use up your time chatting instead of having to shag.

Offline HornyHemel

I think she was basically reminding punters that it is a business transactions where you are paying for sex,if you can do a hour of sex  she is fine with it but if not she doesn't want to fill the time answering questions about her private life.It's good in a way as a lot of Sp's are happy to use up your time chatting instead of having to shag.

I saw again last week for more depraved fun and we talked about her post.  She would rather have plenty of fun/sex in an hour, but too many guys are booking for longer than 30 mins, bust a nut within 10 and then have no idea of what to do for the next 50 mins as they can't perform for a 2nd time in an hour etc!!   :yahoo:

Offline MysteryManNo.7

I think she was basically reminding punters that it is a business transactions where you are paying for sex,if you can do a hour of sex  she is fine with it but if not she doesn't want to fill the time answering questions about her private life.It's good in a way as a lot of Sp's are happy to use up your time chatting instead of having to shag.

I concur. I've seen her a handful of times (not recently due to horrendous health  :( ) and every time she has been absolutely excellent, one of the best escorts I've been with both sexually and personality wise. She's an absolute semen-demon and as far as I'm aware is very popular and has been taking an extended break at least from HOD recently so I really don't think it has anything to do with money. I'm sure what she means is don't see her if you're one of those punters who likes to lay there for an hour and chat the entire time (yes, they do exist I've been told by multiple escorts and all of them say they find these punters to be the most draining and difficult).

Offline DouglasReynholm

Bear in mind a plan is useless if you can't see her because she's too busy. You need to book her a week in advance. Review to follow.

Offline Bellingham

I think she was basically reminding punters that it is a business transactions where you are paying for sex,if you can do a hour of sex  she is fine with it but if not she doesn't want to fill the time answering questions about her private life.It's good in a way as a lot of Sp's are happy to use up your time chatting instead of having to shag.

This all makes sense tbf - maybe I've just become accustomed to the girls who are the complete opposite!

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Quality. It does seem like shes more quick and does 30 min bookings now, so to get an hour with her (and Poppers) seem like a good punt
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Offline HornyHemel

Quality. It does seem like shes more quick and does 30 min bookings now, so to get an hour with her (and Poppers) seem like a good punt

She is quality, but you need to provide your own poppers.

Why don't you book her and use the opportunity to lose your review virginity...... :sarcastic: :dash: