I was searching around on Friday Adult and I stumbled on this listing for a busty lady with a pretty face. Can't find any reference to her on here so I assume I'm the first.
External Link/Members OnlyDate: Today.
Comms – On WhatsApp I asked for Natalie as advertised. She said she was available so I booked a same-day appointment. Then a couple of hours before the appointment she went AWOL.
Not sure what happened there but the next day (today) she randomly messaged me saying she was available.
I asked her what went wrong but she just said her phone died and she didn’t notice, wtf?
I’d tried to make plans with another SP today but it didn’t work out so I thought I’d give her another chance. I must be insane - too addicted to huge jugs.
So I booked in for this evening but when I turned up it was someone completely different. B&S.
She was decent looking and had a nice bum so I thought I’d give her a try anyway. Opted for half hour in case she was rubbish.
Location – 2nd floor flat above a café in Maple Cross area. Door is right next to the cafe entrance so not ideal.
Price £80 for half hour of B2B and HR.
The girl – the one I got was average height, slim, long brown hair, Lithuanian, small C cup tits, nice round arse.
The action – she stripped off completely apart from a sexy black thong. I lay face down on a double bed and she oiled me up. She combined legit massage with sensual and the legit part was good, loosened up my lower back. However, the sensual part did nothing for me. She rubbed her oily tits all over my back but there were no reach-unders, CC swipes or anything like that. She did massage my arse cheeks but it wasn’t sensual.
Once I turned over I asked her what’s on the menu. She asked me what I’d like but every single thing I said was refused.
SERVICES REFUSED:
Titwank, OWO, Slippery slides, LFK, DFK, RO, Fingering. Basically during the massage I was only allowed to touch her tits (no kissing or sucking them) or her arse – but only round the back. I couldn’t even touch her pussy through the knickers!
SERVICES OFFERED: HR, B2B AND OW.
Not great but at least I could expect plenty of lingam because that’s what they emphasize in their advert - except she had no technique at all. She just drowned the old man in oil and kept squeezing my balls.
This is where communication was a problem because I must’ve told her 5/6 times that I don’t like my balls firmly squeezed but she didn’t understand a word of it. I tried ‘gently’, ‘softly’, ‘not so hard’ but none of that got through.
On the way out she tried to blame it on my accent even though I don’t have one.
To be fair she did string out the HR for a good 5-8 minutes so it wasn’t all bad but it could’ve been SO much better.
I asked her what happened to Natalie, she said her name was Angelica and there is no Natalie. Only 2 girls work there and the other one is called Helen.
Summary – A B&S for someone not remotely similar.
Would I return? She told me that this Helen person is busty. I might’ve been tempted to return to see Helen but with such a limited service I wouldn’t entertain it.
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