Author Topic: (TS) Valentina Falcão - Earls Court  (Read 10002 times)


8 review(s) for Valentina Falcao (7 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by scouting]

Offline Utnap

Location:

Close to Earls Court station

Price:

£150 for 30 minutes - agreed to two pops in half an hour

Booking:

Booking through text messages, friendly, prompt and made on the same day at short notice.

Action:

This punt took place in the past six months and was an oral-only session.

The location was lovely, in what appeared to be a serviced apartment block. A staff member was around and probably knew what I was up to as I knocked on her door but this didn't bother me in the slightest.

Valentina herself is stunning, without a doubt on the most beautiful trans escorts I have seen. Tall, dark hair with an incredible body. Without sounding fluffy borderline perfection. I handed over the fee and went for a shower, which was nice like the entire flat. However, upon return, I felt the overall service was poor. Kissing was light, with no intention from her of DFK, she almost seemed annoyed at the prospect - her attitude was somewhat off. She lay on her bed, and I worked my way down to her cock, which was in my opinion over 7 inches and clean. After some oral, she changed the favour, but her oral skills were not anything special. She jacked me off to completion ( no CIM).

She was then very keen to show me her TikTok videos, and ask for my opinion on them - which to be honest didn't interest me in the slightest. I wanted to pop again and we lay together on the bed, light kissing with her and playing with my balls/cock until I came a second time. Pretty soon after she again pulled out her phone and started filming herself pouting etc.



Overall

Negative - but perhaps we didn't click or she just didn't find me attractive and couldn't be bothered to try. She may click well with others, and again to reiterate she is beautiful. The whole TikTok thing I found annoying and quite inappropriate. I won't be returning. Positive here would be she allowed for two pops without charging extra.

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Online patelprat

God, this TS looks fit.
I am tempted!

Offline Utnap

God, this TS looks fit.
I am tempted!

Looks wise you won’t be disappointed! She’s stunning


Online tantraman

Valentina herself is stunning, without a doubt on the most beautiful trans escorts I have seen. Tall, dark hair with an incredible body. Without sounding fluffy borderline perfection.

... hard to argue :wacko: ...

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Online patelprat

... hard to argue :wacko: ...

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Wow she looks worthy of being the first TS I book (one day soon).
But she better do DFK!

OP - how does her voice sound? Is it very masculine?

« Last Edit: February 17, 2025, 08:19:12 pm by patelprat »

Online tantraman

Wow she looks worthy of being the first TS I book (one day soon).
But she better do DFK!

... wel-cum down this slippery slope, PP :drinks:

Online patelprat

... wel-cum down this slippery slope, PP :drinks:

Maybe I need to wait for your review first. When you seeing her?  :)

Offline Utnap

Wow she looks worthy of being the first TS I book (one day soon).
But she better do DFK!

OP - how does her voice sound? Is it very masculine?

Her voice is feminine, I think I just didn’t click with her as another punter posted a strong positive. I would recommend TS Kadory when she returns as a first TS or Alice Wonder  :drinks:

Online patelprat

Her voice is feminine, I think I just didn’t click with her as another punter posted a strong positive. I would recommend TS Kadory when she returns as a first TS or Alice Wonder  :drinks:

Thanks, will also check them out. I really need to make the right choice as a first-timer, else it's £200-£300 wasted!

Offline Kage4Real

Let me get this straight

It was 150£ for a light BJ and hand job?

The UK scene is terrible for TS's, hit and miss with obscene prices

Online patelprat

I think I just didn’t click with her

You also mentioned she may not have found you attractive, which *should* be irrelevant for most professional escorts, if the client is clean, polite and pays the required price.
Did you get the impression she's the type to give a better service if she likes look of you, and a poorer service otherwise?

Offline TheMagnet

I met Valentina a couple of years ago.

She was hot and great conversation but she decided to top me which was the most boring bottoming session I’ve ever had.  I could tell she was eager to have me cum quickly by the way she was wanking me off faster than she was fucking me.

She’s very good at talking and distracting you so the hour can go by faster so she doesn’t have to exert herself too much.

I wouldn’t recommend her and wouldn’t return.

Online patelprat

I met Valentina a couple of years ago.

She was hot and great conversation but she decided to top me which was the most boring bottoming session I’ve ever had.  I could tell she was eager to have me cum quickly by the way she was wanking me off faster than she was fucking me.

She’s very good at talking and distracting you so the hour can go by faster so she doesn’t have to exert herself too much.

I wouldn’t recommend her and wouldn’t return.

Wouldn't she have preferred bottom it she didn't want to exert?

Offline TheMagnet

Wouldn't she have preferred bottom it she didn't want to exert?

In theory yeah but the way I saw it is she didn’t want to take it in the arse so easier for me to suck her off, she puts it inside me showing minimal effort and then wanks me off until I cum.