Townhouse Wirral - MILF Monday

[merseyrob]

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Been to MILF Monday at Townhouse in Birkenhead (swingers club) a few times but each time my experience has been worse than the last. The pitch to get you in is that it is women and their partners having daytime action while the kids are at school. When it first started it was rocking and you had action in every room with loads of couples and plenty of group action with invites to get involved.

On my latest visit there were about half a dozen couples there and about 25 blokes. During my time there I reckon maybe three blokes got lucky (not me!). I did get to watch a few couples so all was not lost.

They’ve redecorated but they’ve also taken out the hot tub which used to be a great place to chat to women/couples.
 
On the plus side, it’s just a tenner for admission so you can’t knock the value.

[fredhiggins]

Sounds like fun for a tenner.

[Thephoenix]

Thanks for the review.
I agree that going there as single guy is a waste of time unless you're into the gay scene.
However I did enjoy a great 1to1 bdsm session years ago with the lady who owns the place.
It would probably be a good place to go with a swinging partner, or maybe a WG who was agreeable and suitably recompensed.

[merseyrob]

Thanks for the review.
I agree that going there as single guy is a waste of time unless you're into the gay scene.
However I did enjoy a great 1to1 bdsm session years ago with the lady who owns the place.
It would probably be a good place to go with a swinging partner, or maybe a WG who was agreeable and suitably recompensed.

I have known a few local WGs who said they have been there, but never seen one in there that I know.

Don’t get me wrong, over the years I have had some great nights in there. The Wednesday night Greedy Girls night when it opened was amazing although it wasn’t for the faint hearted with multiple blokes on a woman and jizz everywhere.

I used to enjoy the BDSM nights too as you’d get less blokes and there were still opportunities, although it was absolutely freezing in the dungeon in the basement.

I can’t get to the evening events any more so MILF Monday is really my only chance to partake. I used to go to Adam and Eves in Manchester on a Saturday daytime years back. Back in the day there was a woman who used to work the big room downstairs giving OWO to every bloke and let you play with her tits and fanny. But it is too much of a trek and the cost of fuel and admission means I am better seeing a WG these days.

[mr712]

I’ve been a regular at TH on and off for about 5 years (minus COVID, obviously). It’s hit and miss in terms of action. I’ve had some incredibly sexy encounters and made good friends through it (in fact, met a now-ex girlfriend there and we attended together for a long time) and then there’s been nights when I just stood around and watched with my dick in my hand.

Go in with low expectations and a bit of charm and you’ll be fine - it’s not like punting. You need to talk to girls. Try different events. They’re not all sausage fests and the club generally manages the gender ratio well. They recently had most of their event organisers walk out all at once and have had to revamp their calendar so don’t know how it’s all going to look from now on though.

[Maverick121]

It’s an awful place with a very toxic culture behind it

Hence you mentioning the organisers all walking

Far too many clicks and it’s a sausage fest

[Doc Holliday]

Beware of Rule 17 infringement guys 

[wirralpunter]

I have known a few local WGs who said they have been there, but never seen one in there that I know.

Don’t get me wrong, over the years I have had some great nights in there. The Wednesday night Greedy Girls night when it opened was amazing although it wasn’t for the faint hearted with multiple blokes on a woman and jizz everywhere.

I used to enjoy the BDSM nights too as you’d get less blokes and there were still opportunities, although it was absolutely freezing in the dungeon in the basement.

I can’t get to the evening events any more so MILF Monday is really my only chance to partake. I used to go to Adam and Eves in Manchester on a Saturday daytime years back. Back in the day there was a woman who used to work the big room downstairs giving OWO to every bloke and let you play with her tits and fanny. But it is too much of a trek and the cost of fuel and admission means I am better seeing a WG these days.

The Wednesdays when they first opened were indeed amazing, they always had at least 2 girls willing to play and keep us single men happy. It then died off and I got sick off too many Wednesdays without action so I've not been in many a year.

[Thephoenix]

Heed the warning guys.
Let's leave it there.