Author Topic: Magnificent MIA - Hammersmith - TOFTT  (Read 3519 times)


3 review(s) for Magnificent MIA (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by sparkus]

Offline JimmyWong

TLDR £70 for a P&D with a hot and willing girl. No kissing, no owo, no English. External Link/Members Only

Hammersmith, working out of Katarinas old flat. 5-10mins walk from Hammersmith station.
Punt was in January 2025
Paid £70 for 30mins. OW and covered sex in various positions.

I got to the location on time, but had to wait around 5mins before I got the text with directions to the door. She opened the door with a towel around her waist, it was clear she had just gotten out of the shower. The phone operator has her booked back to back. On my way out I bumped into the next guy coming through the front gate.

Some of her photos (especially her verification photo) make her face look quite squarish and this did put me off a little, but in person I didn't notice it and found her quite attractive. She's short, maybe 5'2 and has decent curves. Fake boobs with visible scaring, it's fading but it's still there. Ass is pretty decent but not winning any awards. She's not skinny, there's definitely some meat there, but no way I'd call her fat. The pictures in her profile give you a good idea of what to expect, the photos of her with crazy waist to hip ratio are photoshopped.

The only English word she spoke was "doggy". The rest was in Spanish, comms are handled by someone else. I contacted them via text and booked same day at short notice.

She opened the door in a bra with a towel wrapped around her waist, welcomed me in and motioned for me to take my shoes off. I was ready for the worst, but she looked pretty good to me, better than her pictures led me to believe so I decided to stay. She ushered me up the stairs and into the the room, she texts her manager that I've arrived and I hand over some notes. She goes off to stash them and I start to get my kit off. She comes back in and strips off, she's not fat by any means, just a little soft around the mid section. Nothing I would complain about.
She starts with OW from the side, allowing me access to her ass and kitty which I grope, rub and finger a little with no complaints. Her technique is fine, I would have prefered OWO. I hate that everyone charges OWO as an extra these days.
We start the sex with cowgirl, she applies a generous dollop of lube to my covered cock and then slides herself onto me. It felt fucking amazing, I was trying out these new condoms recommended by another punter here called Pasante Silk Thin, they fit fine width wise but were a little short for me length ways, she kept checking that the condom was still on with her hand throughout the session. It takes a while for us to get into the rhythm in cowgirl, she's moaning and saying things I don't understand but sound sexy af in Spannish. Lots of que ricco.
After a while we switch to missionary, pussy still feels amazing. I'm trying hard not to finish too soon. She looks great beneath me and is making all the right noises in Spanish. She starts to recommend doggy and I need to give her ass a go before we finish so we get to it.
Into doggy and she's really getting into it. Then into prone where I finish.
Forgot to mention, she doesn't kiss at all. I tried and she turned her head. Managed to get one peck in during mish but that's it.

She goes off downstairs to shower, then comes back to give me a massage for 5mins. I decide to leave of my own accord around the point our time is up.

I would have given her a neutral due to the late text and conveyer belt service, but the good sex has pushed it up to positive for me. Maybe it was just the new condoms, I won't know for sure until the next time!
« Last Edit: January 27, 2025, 07:23:32 pm by JimmyWong »

Offline JimmyWong

Ah crap... this is supposed to be in London escort reviews, not massage reviews. Sorry.

Offline sparkus

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Ah crap... this is supposed to be in London escort reviews, not massage reviews. Sorry.

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Did they tell you the price on the extras?

Offline JimmyWong

Did they tell you the price on the extras?
£30 for OWO. I wouldn't bother with it tbh for £100 at 30mins there are better options around.
£70 for a convenient p&d is ok.