Author Topic: L&R Spa - London  (Read 1002 times)

Offline The Massage Connoisseur

Location: L&R Spa, on Tottenham Court Road, London. To enter you go down the stairs to the reception area.

Link: External Link/Members Only

There were two of the most beautiful Chinese girls with amazing bodies. They must have been only 18-19 years old. They are very friendly and offered a massage, I asked if it was them doing the massage and they said yes. The price is £70 for half an hour which is much more expensive compared to other places. However, I've been to many other massage places and have never seen such pretty young girls before so I immediately said yes and they took me into one of the rooms and asked me to undress and lay down.

I lay down and then a different Chinese woman comes in who was NOT one of the girls at reception, she was much older and not good looking. She must have been 45+ years old and I told her I thought it was the other girls that were going to give the massage. They said no and those girls are strictly for reception, I got up then had a conversation with them in reception area requesting one the original girls I saw massage me and I even offered to give them a "very big tip" but they refused and said they are only there to work on the reception area and the only ones that do the massage is the other woman.

So clearly, they hire the good looking girls to trick guys into coming. Straight away I was annoyed by that, but anyway I'm only 22yrs old so I naturally find older women more exciting so I was still fine with it but it was just the fact they tried to trick me which angered me. We begun the massage, she was really good and felt relaxing. I tried to touch her legs with my hands whilst she gave me the massage but she kept moving away and would push my hand away so she didn't like to be touched.

I flirted a bit with her and said she was pretty (she wasn't.. I was just being nice) I asked how old she was and she said she was 26. Haha she was at least 45, I tried to hold in my laugh because I knew she was lying. Not sure why.. perhaps she thinks guys will give her a bigger tip if she pretends to be young.

After she asks if I want to turn around I said yes, then she proceeded to massaging my thighs near my cock. She was good at teasing it by massaging all around it. I was really hard but she didn't touch. Then suddenly she got up and said "times up, you can get dressed now" and I was like "extra?" she was like "No time is up, unless you want to extend and buy another 30 minute session for £50" I tried to negotiate it down given I already paid £70 which was already quite high. She said no, then told me to leave.

At this point I knew what she was doing.. she edged me to make me super horny so she could charge me more money. Anyway, her tactic worked and I gave in and bank transferred her £50. She said for £100 she could do body to body, but I declined and stuck with the £50 for a HJ. She then proceeded with giving me a HJ, I went to touch her body but she pushed my hand away and said "do not touch". I thought given I just paid £50 tip at least I would be able to grab her ass or tits but nope, so I just laid there. I was so incredibly horny that the HJ embarrassingly only lasted a few seconds. She then cleaned me up and I left.

Overall: I will not be coming again and I don't recommend it. They clearly trick you with the hot receptionists and lied to me when I asked if it was them. Plus it was overpriced total cost came to £120 (£70 for half an hour plus £50 tip for the HJ.. or an extra £100 for body to body). Much better establishments out there. I hope this review helps.

Has anyone been to L&R Spa? If so, what was your experience there like?

Offline Iloveoral

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Thanks for your first review so quickly after joining and welcome to UKP  :drinks:

Personally I’d have walked if I thought they were conning me, especially at that price, but thats easier said than done, I wasn’t standing there with a hard on  :lol:

Offline goodguy22london

Thanks so much for your first review! Sorry it wasn't great.

I am sure this is not the London service / price standard so have a go at other more reputable places  :D

Offline The Massage Connoisseur

Thanks for your first review so quickly after joining and welcome to UKP  :drinks:

Personally I’d have walked if I thought they were conning me, especially at that price, but thats easier said than done, I wasn’t standing there with a hard on  :lol:

Thank you, great to have joined :) I will post a few more reviews today as I've been to a few places around London so plenty more posts coming from me now whilst I remember haha :) and yea I probably should have left, but I already had paid the £70 for the half hour before I found out they were conning me with a different girl so I figured I might as well just stay

Offline OliverK

That's a really shitty trick they pulled.  Will make sure I avoid the place.

Offline Jayjay17

I’ve always walked past this shop with the intention of visiting one day. After what they did to you, it’s now on my avoid list. Sorry that happened to you OP.

Offline londonhas

i went yesterday, price for 1 hour was on the high end (75?) and she wanted 50 for extras. I did get one of the younger ones, good body cute enough face. i offered 25 and she declined to HR for that. I had 100 in total and didn't want to use my card / bank transfer as she suggested.  the back massage was pretty good but the rest was more sensual than deep tissue.