AW Link: External Link/Members OnlyThis meeting took place in November 2024.
Meeting costs: £180/hr incall with LFK, massage OwO, RO, Protected Sex in various positions. Time actually having intimate contact about 42 minutes.
Rating out of 10: 6/10
I fancied a meet with a tall brunette and looked around to see who was available to fit my requirements for a GFE meet. Looking through AW Lana was displaying the green available banner and so I made contact.
Communications: Number displayed on AW on the day. Quick response by by text on the day and on arrival another text sent from the car park to get the room number. Comms was all good I experienced no hassles.
Location: Hotel west of Peterborough. Postcode and hotel name provided in the text from Lana. The room was away from the hotel reception and I didn't feel watched as I made my way to the Lana's hotel room.
SP: Lana is about 5ft 9-10. A bit of a chavvy accent. She was wearing matching black lingerie in black with holdups and heels. Physically large breasts with large nipples. She is carrying a layer of lard around the midriff and not particularly toned in the arms or legs, and the beginnings of a second chin. I would put her age in the mid to late forties, possible early fifties. No way is she in her 30s, if she is she's had a very hard life! Looks wise she is not in the slightest bit attractive 4/10. She has that mumsie look of an English woman off with family on a low end package holiday. Her personal hygiene isn't the best.
Meeting the SP: Began with the usual banal conversation to break the ice, pleasant disposition throughout the meet no issues with personality clashes. Handed over the sex tokens and I undressed and lay on the bed as gestured by Lana where she began massaging me but she' not very good at it. I was feeling like I needed a massage so I let her carry on asking her to pay attention to my neck and upper back which she did with a lack of commitment. After about 10 minutes she asked me to turn over and began massaging/rubbing my legs, arms and chest for about 3-4 minutes after which I asked her to remove her lingerie which she did. She straddled over me and continued massaging me and kissing me LFK at this point little me began to rise quite quickly and get quite hard. She noticed this and smiled and then said "for me"? After which Lana began a slow hand action on my cock followed by OwO for a few minutes which felt very good I reciprocated with RO. Her fanny initially seemed clean although there was a very slight whiff of Smiths Scampi fries which wasn't too unpleasant. She said she came and made the usual noises and contortions and complemented me on my technique. I bet she says that to all the punters who perform RO on her
A bit more massing of the cock followed and I was soon rigid and the condom slipped on by Lana and then she mounted me for cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. This was followed by sex in various positions, mish, spoons, and towards the end doggy where I came in the bag.
A few things I noticed during the meet; the phone went off a few times, she wasn't a deep kisser (my dental hygiene is immaculate), she asked a few times during penetration if the condom was still on and reached down to check which was off putting, also, as she warmed up during sex, i.e. getting hotter temperature wise, a her orifice odours began to get stronger, her fanny had a fishy smell no longer Scampi Fries but a tin of sardines (in brine), not intense but enough to notice, also, her arse became a bit whiffy which was off putting. I've noticed that the whiffy arse thing is quite common with a lot of the SPs over forty carrying timber around their midriff. It's just poor rectal cleansing probably not a problem if your usual meets are short.
Lana whipped out the wipes we had a conversation and was offered a shower. I had a quick shower got dressed peck on the lips and left.
Recommended: I don't recommend. There are much much better SPs for much less than the price/hour she charges.
Conclusion: 1. A mediocre experience just because the SP wasn't very good at GFE or OwO,
2. She was not as clean I would have expected her to be.
3. I think she should be charging £90-£110/hr and needs to work on her personal hygiene!
4. I've got to stop meeting mature women with whiffy arses.
