This was on my bucket list, so I went tonight while abroad on work.
Cologne is easy to get to by train. Pascha is 10 euro in an Uber from the train station.
It is a big building with a nice big sign outside. Costs 5 euro to get in. There are ATMs inside.
Basically, on a Tuesday night you have about five floors of what uses to be hotel rooms, with girls sitting outside the door on a stool, in their underwear or lingerie. Most of them give you a smile while they play on their phones.
I was excited to goto to the top floor to try a TS but there were none. Nor were there any table dancing.
I went round every floor, and found a pretty blonde with a nice tan and ass on the fifth floor. 50 euros for a suck and a fuck. I was happy with that. She got naked, as did I, quick ow then she went on top and I finished off from behind. She was very pretty, had nice eyes and a good all over tan. All over in about ten mins.
I was unsure what to do next so I went and got a beer in the tiny bar
3 euro for a small beer.
After twenty minutes I decided to go for another wander to see if anyone caught my eye. There were about thirty girls in total, mostly reasonably pretty and Romanian.
One caught my eye who was brunette and cheeky looking with a tidy little figure. I got into the room and she closed the door. Then she said it was 240 euro. Which was steep since the girl before was much hotter and a fifth of the price. The price came down to 150 but I left. As I left I said maybe I will change my mind later, and she replied I hope not! So I avoided that floor.
I started from the bottom again and went right to the end of the corridor and a curvy girl was leaning on her stool.she looked fun so I got into the room. This time it was 100 euros. So I thought why not. She has massive boobs and a big ass but I fancies something a bit different. She gave me ow and then I did doggy and on top but I wasn't really into it, and neither was my dick. So I left after ten minutes.
I went up to the top floor to see if there were any trannys around, which there wasn't, so I went to the cute blonde that I had started with, said goodbye and thank you. And left to get an Uber.
Why I was about to order the Uber I noticed there was a building on the opposite side of the street with a GIRLS neon sign. I check it out on Google and it said it was like Pascha but cheaper.
So I went inside and there was a girl in the bar who was reasonably attractive. She said 40 euro for a blow and a fuck so I thought why not. She took me in the lift to the second floor to her room. We passed another girl sitting outside her room. Quite fit actually.
Anyway by this point I was beginning to just want to go home so I just pulled down my trousers to my knees and let her give me ow. Then I got on top of her and fucked her for a bit. I pretended to cum, pulled up my trousers and left the building by the stairs.
There were cabs outside so I grabbed one back to my hotel. 16 euro back.
So to conclude I'd say it is worth a trip if in the area, but not if you have to fly from the UK. It felt quite safe. There were probably seven or eight other men looking at the girls but you didn't feel the need to chat!
200 euro for a couple of hours in Europe's biggest brothel is a bit.of a bargain. But the girls and the service isn't as good as at Lymm Services, so I think I will just got there in future.
