Author Topic: The Phoenix Club - December  (Read 12305 times)

Offline clive4090

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 I was looking for a late December treat for myself as I knew I was in for a shit Christmas due to work commitments, and as the big day draws closer there are less and less green lights available so my options narrowed down to one or two SPs who I knew would be good or take a punt on the phoenix club.

I'd had my eye on their website for a couple of months and was particularly interested in seeing Clarissa, just judging by the photos and as luck would have it, my free day had her on the line up with Juliana who looked to be the next most attractive and Monica, who many have said is a force of nature at these parties, so I liked the sound of this one. Post midnight on the night before, the line up removed Monica and replaced her with Patricia, who also had some nice looking shots on the site so I thought my luck was in. Got up early to make the call and booked in for the first party of the day.

I've read a bunch of great reviews about this place and was apprehensively looking forward to it but never done anything remotely similar before so definitely had nerves. I don't know if I missed this vital info multiple times but I was under the impression the photos they used on the site were maybe flattering, touched up, photoshopped, whatever. Nah they're actually completely different people. I turned up to find myself in an all Brazilian bait and switch party!  :dash: Thought to myself I could have just popped down the road if that's what I wanted. And the line up had changed yet again. No Clarissa. She had been replaced by Millie.

Juliana was the hottie of the bunch, probably early 30s with an athletic and surgically sculpted figure complete with bbl and bolt ons.
Patricia had a prettier face and bigger bbl, darker skin tone but terrible job on her breast implants. Shorter, chunkier figure, probably slightly older.
Millie looked closer to 40s, short hair, slim natural body with small tits and arse and very soft pale skin. Face you wouldn't look twice at in the street.
But safe to say none of the 3 were even remotely similar to the pictures on the site.

Venue was a downstairs flat in some sort of council estate. I arrived 10 minutes before scheduled kick off and the host showed me where to change and bagged up my valuables. Here is another super important piece of information I was lacking. If you plan to attend one of these parties, BRING YOUR OWN TOWEL. I had read clean towels and robes were provided. The towels were once white, now covered in huge brown stains, and both they and the robe they gave me reeked of BO on the first party of the day. Thank god I had cologne and deodorant with me but I was cringing every time I had to touch one of them. Took a quick shower before meeting anyone else even though I had at home. Lots of black mould in the shower, nice! Pound land shower gel and those towels meant I probably came out smelling worse.

As I emerge from the shower I see it's all kicking off in both rooms in front of me. 2 other guys there before me, I believe 1 or 2 more joined about 15 minutes later but left within the first hour. I awkwardly peered into one of the rooms to discover Juliana is available, sharing the room with Patricia who was riding someone. Juliana ushers me to lay down next to them. Regular size double beds in both rooms. Even IKEA doubles would have been more fit for purpose if not full queen/king size.
She begins by licking and sucking my balls very nicely. Thought I was going to get some OWO but she gets the condom when I start to stand to attention. Pretty good BJ all the same and enjoyed occasionally watching Patricia get fucked beside me. Got Juliana on all 4s next for some doggy action, nice round bubble and small waist to hang on to and after a short while another guy shows up seeming a bit unsure and nervy with the maid directing him to get comfy in front of Juliana for a blow job. Couple minutes later as I'm trying to take in and relax into my first ever spitroast, she complains about my size and tells me to go slow. Didn't get anywhere near pounding velocity but she didn't like it so slow it is. Soon she instructs me to change to a different girl. I'm losing enthusiasm by the minute at this point so I headed off for another grim shower and took my time drinking water at the refreshment table.

I went in with the idea of it being a turn on seeing other people fucking around you, but I couldn't help feeling weird and pervy doing it when I wasn't part of the action so I had a few quick looks and then back to the table til Patricia was done with her guy. Once she'd freshened her self up I suggest we go for a 69 as she'd also expressed concerns over my size with Juliana. Got OWO with her here but it wasn't very good and she wasn't moaning or moving much so it wasn't very exciting. Got the job done though, after maybe 10 mins I was ready for sex and she said she could only do missionary with me. I don't get to enjoy the biggest butt at the party then. Cool. Condom on and I enter. One nice thing about her is she gives rather sensual eye contact while you fuck her. I watched her do it with the previous guy and I got the same. Her legs were open as much as they can be squeezed up with another couple next to us but her pussy was vice grip clamping me so I couldn't get more than half in. Saying she wants me to come with in a minute. I tried to lick her nipples but they were completely flat against her rock hard tits, as if they'd been drawn on. Position was awkward as I had to have one leg on the floor. I gave in to her requests, shot my first load and then it was time for another lovely shower.

When I get out, Millie is busy at both ends in one room and Juliana and Patricia are still together with a man each. Fair bit of waiting around here, feeling rather uncomfortable at the refreshment table. Maybe it felt longer than it was. Eventually Juliana asks me if I'm ready to play again so I went back in for blowie number 2 from her (OW) and it was better than the first. She has a good set of DSLs and made some solid attempts to go deep, getting a good 2 thirds down which felt really good. She refused a 69 which was a shame as she had a lovely swollen clit that would have been nice to play with. I get her in missionary and it starts well for a couple of minutes. I'm enjoying the feel and view of her hourglass curves but I'm going easy trying not to make her uncomfortable. I tried to rub her clit with my finger but she doesn't allow that either which starts me on a decent to half mast. Still useable but she looks at me non plussed and suggests I take a break 'cos it's not strong'. Okay then cheers. Getting that familiar feeling where the girls just want you to cum. I don't punt to just blow my load, I'm there for the sex.

4th and final shower complete and all I can do now is see how it goes with Millie. Shes in the room where the clothes and bags are kept so as I'm reapplying my aftershave and right guard I noticed there's a chair in the corner past the end of the bed so I took a seat and watched her get filled in for a bit. The other guy was taking his time so she made her excuses for a quick break and shower and then gave me her attention. While she might have been the least attractive of the 3, she by far made the most effort to make it enjoyable for me. Her intense persona and occasional odd facial expressions made me wonder if she was on some type of stimulant, but any how she kissed me all over and complimented me lots and gave me a really intense OWO bj with lots of ball licking, even right under them. Thought she was going down to rim for a sec but stopped just shy of it. Got me rock solid and then she applied the condom and mounted me cowgirl but she was just using this position to get comfy with me, slowly easing in to full depth and sitting there for a bit to get used to it. Suggests doggy or Mish, I picked the latter but with the end of the party drawing close and the remaining participants coming in and out to get their stuff and change, I struggled to make it work.

I thanked the ladies for their efforts and made my way. I don't think this sort of thing is for me. I was expecting to leave feeling gassed having my first experience with multiple women but I was just disappointed really and felt like I needed another 4 showers.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2025, 08:58:54 pm by clive4090 »

Offline Trapstar1

Great review OP and thanks for highlighting the important points to note.
Like you I haven't been to anything like this before and I spent 2024 reading all the reviews on this place keen to give it a go, just to tick it off the list if not anything else.

I think, from reading the reviews in the 2-3 establishments offering similar these guys seem to have the better ratios.

I think I'm going to wait until end Jan until they have the full 4 sp rosta back to normal.

 

Offline Petetong888

Good review, thank you.

Ive never been , but just for the experience (good or bad), I would like to tick off such a party.

I find it strange how they could not have 20 odd clean towels for the start of each day unless they are such bad planners, that they dont have a routine for cleaning.


Offline Malvolio

I think it all runs smoothly when Lady Em is in charge, and not so smoothly when she's away.

Offline Sullivan

I’ve had a great time at TPC in the past, but wouldn’t have enjoyed that lineup. I haven’t seen Patricia before, but Juiiana’s looks aren’t my thing and Millie is incredibly difficult to get along with.

Today though, Billie, Kasia, and Hannah? You would have the time of your life. I’m only sorry I can’t make it there myself.

Offline Raven

Sorry you didn’t enjoy it But it’s true, the line up is very important at these events. I’m definitely very careful in choosing which party to attend.

I’ve been to parties where the girl is switched last minute. Suxs when it happens if you are going just to see the one lady.

I’ve always had a clean towel when I went so that’s weird.

Yea the used robe is a thing but majority of the time I’ve not using it.

Thursdays line up is looking attractive to me. :hi:p
« Last Edit: January 14, 2025, 03:36:30 pm by Raven »

Offline MysteryManNo.7

I think you got mega unlucky with the lineup to be honest. Of coruse the issues with the towels and mould etc are inexcusable but I used to visit these parties, not for a while now but I have been to a couple at this new venue, and they were generally excellent provided you got a good lineup.

Kasia, Manuella are both fantastic. Their star performer Luiza sadly left roughly Sept last year and hasn't returned but I think if you managed to get a lineup with at least Kasia and even Billie you'd be in for a very energetic and fun time.

I see they've gone back down to 3 girl parties instead of 4. Shame but possibly for the best as, as you mention, the beds are pretty small and was rather difficult to maneuver when there was a full house.

Offline clive4090

Yeah I had a feeling I didn't get to party with the A team. Not trying to put anyone off attending. Just wanted to share my experience for those who are also unfamiliar with the club.

Offline workingtone

It's always quite surreal when you attend your first party, you will get used to them over time. The quality of the girls at Phoenix has declined over the years.

Offline GreyDave

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 :hi:  Good Honest full detailed reveiw Sir :hi:

The Party scene is a bit of a bigger Punt than one 2 one Punts and to be fair you took it on at maybe one of the most difficult times of year when the rota may well of been a mess like the towels ;)

The Parties Ive been to have either had  1* girls that were ultra compedative knocking down us punters like pins at bowls some shouting the number out ,2* those that seem to just be going though motions and want you done ASP 3* Interested in working only with the regular repeat punters they know or 4* really in to it and enjoying it (when faced with larger guys Ive heard the pass me the Lube before takng delight in show the crowd how they take Mr Big ( Ive never had this experiance sadly  :( )  I ve met guys at the water table and chatted about punting and parties they can be great the last Party I attended a while back now it was plagued by the shaven headed tattooed alfa *unts who thought they wre Gods gift (he had not gifted them much  ;) ) and this was a downer for many of the other average bodied blokes.

Give it another go youll be prepared so will know how to apoach it, completly get your comment " There for the Sex not to Dump one out"  its just some times the girls are there just for the caash and it shows  :( :hi:

Offline cheshirelad

I used to go to these parties quite a lot, more when it was the Lady Marmalade events. The first 4 to 5 times were amazing, felt like I was in some porn movie shagging.  The very first one I went to, which was about 20 years ago, there were 4 girls (Robyn Ryder was one of them ) and only 4 guys.  Also  remember one time at the end of another party and most guys had left, I had 4 girls on me shagging, sucking, etc. 

However after a few parties they did get a bit repetitive and the quality of girls seemed to dip.

Offline Ivor Hunch

is it right that the photos are not of the actual girls?

Offline clive4090

is it right that the photos are not of the actual girls?
Certainly was the case for the ladies I met, no resemblance whatsoever.

Anyone have any intel on Clarissa? Are her photos fake as well?

Offline puntmiester

Punters always ask what day /time is the best to go , but it’ll probably depend on the girls . Punters will research here or already know their favourites .

Previously I advised people that if £160 is a lot for you and you only go once , there’s a higher chance of disappointment . But if you’re always spending that much and you go Phoenix instead you’ll have the odd poor time , some mediocre and a few amazing visits you’ll never forget .

It’s almost like gambling

Offline Malvolio

Which could be why this hobby is called punting...

Offline randompunter1234

I was quite regular until early 2024 then I gave up due to the above highlighted issues of towels, robes and washrooms and the general deterioration of the housekeeping

Em does the laundry herself and its impossible to have a quick turnaround when the daily need is 60-70 towels/ day

Wish they ordered fresh laundry and added an extra £4-5 (if they had to) to the cost.

The experience is pretty unique and at times I have been tempted to go back, however the line ups nowadays never been appealing.

Luiza, the best of the lot doesnt seem to be there anymore, Angel was another one of my favs, another black brazilian girl who was there for a shortwhile was absolutely incredible

Even the most regular and reliable Maria is not on the rota anymore

Offline Spurt

The threadbare unsanitary damp towels are a major no no.
Looks to be well and truly on the slide.

Offline Bloodymary

The towels there are disgusting and I’ve been tempted to almost take my own

The line-ups do really vary but there are still some girls who provide an excellent service like Billie, Monica, Kasia and Summer but service from others can be hit or miss

It’s still great value for money if you do get a good line-up
« Last Edit: January 16, 2025, 05:10:38 pm by Bloodymary »

Offline joe987

yep Summer and Kasia are Great. ive been 2 more times to the parties and there was Hannah and clarissa. i think its was hannah who didnt do OWO and hannah was just talking too much. neither worked for me. Billie and Monica are also great. you just need to get the right line up with these parties.

Offline Artigas

The towels have seen much better days but I don't think they amount to a health hazard!  If the men aren't worried by the girls doing serial OWO, why worry about the towels?  At £160 for two hours with 3 pretty girls at play, it is still feels like great value for money.  For those who hanker after Luiza, she is now Luiza Bella on adultwork.  And her towels are warm and soft!

Offline Handel2020

If the men aren't worried by the girls doing serial OWO, why worry about the towels?

Because I would take a risk with my tip, but the idea of rubbing some geezer's bum fluff all over my body is a bit of a turn off. It's a shame to hear it has gone downhill. It doesn't seem the women are as hot as they were at LMP and that is the main reason I haven't been in years. To the OP, I had mixed experiences. I went to parties where I wasn't into it and left feeling deflated and went to parties where I had a great time with multiple women and left feeling on a high. It was always hit and miss in my experience.

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