The Girl:Rosa Big Tits
External Link/Members OnlyDate of meeting: less than 6 months ago. Second half of 2024
Price: £60 for 30 minutes (anal £40 extra but not taken)
Services provided: OW, sex
Pre-meet / Communications / Location:Had a last minute unplanned trip to Brighton. Didn't have time to plan something and all my attempt to organise something on the way, with a girl I found attractive, available and not too far from the Motorway had failed. So ended up making a few last minutes calls to a handful of girls in Brighton. Rosa was the only to reply with the usual text message listing services and location. Location was close to the city centre and we agreed to meet in 15 minutes. Once there total silence, no reply to calls to SMS. Obviously the conveyor had brought another punter to her first.
I should have left it at that and made my way home but being horny of having scrolled through so many girls profile that day I didn't want to start the long drive back to the Midlands with blue balls. So decided to wait a bit for my turn. When texted her to say so. A bit later got the very same location/services message instead of the 'OK darling I am free now' I was expecting, glimpse of the shit English of hers to come. Left my coffee shop, walked to the post code, called got a text with the house number. Basement flat.
The meet/ the action:Rosa's deffo the girl in the pictures but quite a few (many) more years older. Maybe should have walked away but I was on mini-me autopilot by then. Entered the flat, nothing fancy but not too grotty either (I know this is irrelevant now as she's moved to another city but just to hint you're unlikely to be received in top class flats). Saw another pair of legs in a bedroom alongside the corridor. Was tempted to ask what her colleague looked like but never have the balls to tell the girl I'm not so much into her in case the alternative is worse and you've damaged your initial option. Enquired about anal, £40 extra. Agreed we'd see how the flow would go and would pay the extra after if we got to it. She was OK with it as far as her poor English led me to believe. Gave her £60, got a quick shower while she went to stack it away.
Made my way back to the room. She was there, waiting for me. When she disrobed the situation I was in fully unfolded. Not only was she probably 20 years older than her profile pictures but she was also easy 40lbs heavier. So it then dawned on me it wasn't going to be a nice time with a 20 something exotic looking girl I was expecting. I usually like my girls thin and slender. While I would have been happy with the curvy girl from the profile (a bit of change sometimes is good after all) I was now in too big a territory to be properly aroused. She has real big jugs, hence her profile name. Look natural, even bigger than the pics, but also saggier. Could be heaven for some of you but a bit too over the top for me.
Her poor English made it hard to interact at all, thus highlighting even more the P&D side things were taking.
Got an average blowjob, then went through the motion of mish, doggy... Despite her face having a little air of Rihanna I didn't fee lucky like De Caprio because of the rest of her body not being attractive to me. She must have been quite attractive 20 years ago, but she wasn't to me today. Wasn't motivated enough to punch her backdoor, and didn't managed to finish in vaginal doggy either. As I still had plenty of time I thought I'd try a tit job for a change as I had the perfect material at hand. Was nice and soft, but not enough to get me over the line. While taking over manually to spray her tits she placed a finger between my legs and caressed my A-hole, very nice and got me off pretty quickly. While we cleaned ourselves she raised the level of the latin sex-infused music and started singing the lyrics I didn't understand but had no doubt about their lewd nature. This highlighted further the impossibility of exchange due to the language barrier and the P&D nature of our encounter. She might have been happy singing but I think it was more like her trying to fill the post P&D awkwardness of a very average P&D punt (but that might be me projecting my feeling at that time).
Then happened something really weird: while I was finishing to get dressed she came back and gave me back £40 as we hadn't done anal. Told her I had only given her £60 and was meant to give £40 at the end if ..., she said no, and sounded confident I had paid for it! I Know that these plastic banknotes sometimes stick to each other but didn't think that I could possibly have overpaid by more than one. She insisted I had. As such a sticky notes overpayment had happened to me a few days before I thought OK, maybe, I've been really clumsy, again. Wanted to get out so I didn't argue further. So as you see not a nasty lady. This added to my dilemma. Hesitated a long time whether to go for a grey or a red. She didn't refuse service, or tried to scam me (quite the opposite) but in the end I went for the neg as I did felt cheated by the pictures sooo out of date. It almost felt like a B&S for a girl I would never have gone to if the pictures had been more honest. If the pics had been 10 years off instead of 20 I'd have gone for neutral. Anyway whether grey or red, I hope the above will help you and those who like chunkier ladies might see a green in my red.
Summary:Just a very average P&D, nothing outstanding at all. Language barrier and gross misrepresentation in terms of age and body size made me not enjoy the punt. Her eponymous big tits might delight some, but they weren't really my cup of tea and didn't help me salvage the punt.
Pros:
- friendly lady with no usual Rom-type limitation... not time watching or trying to screw youNeutral:- cheap, possibly very cheap (still unsure about it all), but it's not all about cost if you don't enjoy it
Cons:
- Average service
- Poor English so very limited exchange
- Very deceitful picture (which lure me in to a SP I would never have considered otherwise as not my taste)Would I see her again? not even if free
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