Linda, DST Chinese Medical Centre, Ewell

[The Vicar of Dibley]

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Popped in here on a Friday and saw Linda. At least I think she said Linda, could have been Lin Lin / Ling Ling. I asked twice and was still not 100%. I felt like Majorie Dors on Little Britain saying "Do it again....Curry".  Probably mid to late 30's, Slim.

Requested a medium soft relaxing massage but got a very soft massage. Like she was just running her fingers across rather than massaging. A few reach under, and ball brushes.

On the turn, after what felt like quite a while, asked for B2B. Offered £40, declined to pay £60 and agreed on £50. She asked for money upfront which I always find annoying. Slim body, big furry vag, small saggy boobs. After about 10 minutes of body slides and me sucking on her long soft nipples she offered a blow job for an extra £20. I glanced at the clock and saw we only had 5 minutes left. I didn't think that was enough time to get me over the line so politely declined. Some sort of miscommunication must have occurred as she thought I was all done. So she got off and got dressed.

£50 for 60 minutes plus £50 for b2b. = £100

Neutral as I left with full balls.

[Stevelondon]

I think maybe you are being kind with a neutral 🤷🏼.  😂


But hey. Sometimes mistakes/misunderstandings happen.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I think maybe you are being kind with a neutral 🤷🏼.  😂


But hey. Sometimes mistakes/misunderstandings happen.

I was in two minds as to the rating but it was a fairly good experience. Even though the massage was very soft it was still pleasant. Plus for the b2b she stripped off completely and actually got on top to perform body slides. Some b2b I have had in the past just consisted of the masseuse standing next to the table and giving a few rubs with her boobs then straight to happy ending.

The misunderstanding at the end was probably 50/50. I could have asked her to finish me off but she had paused to ask if I wanted a blow job. By the time I had checked the clock and realised there was only a little bit of time remaining and worked out that if I had said yes it would have meant I would have had to get up off the table to pay in advance for the additional service....I had sort of lost the flow.

[Stevelondon]

I can only guess these things of course abd I certainly wasn’t there at the time (thank god) 

But I think this SP must have surely known her work had not been completed. 🤷🏼

[advent2016]

she offered a blow job for an extra £20.

Would that be BBBJ or covered (dom/sandwich bag)?

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Would that be BBBJ or covered (dom/sandwich bag)?

As I turned down the offer I don't know what would have been offered.

[Chinaman]

Of course it’s not unknown for the wall clock in the room to be several minutes ahead of GMT …..