External Link/Members Only15 mins - OW, Doggy - £60
Comms - clear and easy via text and with 30 mins notice. This was a plan B after a WG in Reading had been postponing the booking for over an hour and I gave up.
Location - a serviced apartment above Sainsbury's in the town centre with plenty of parking. The room was a little messy, the bathroom was messier with a bin overflowing with tissues and used condoms.
The girl - a bait & switch. Not the slim hot girl from the profile photos. Instead, a slightly curvy Romanian girl with dark hair, late 20s, wearing nice lingerie and no makeup. Should have walked but I had a strong desire and, oh well, a dog's got to eat!
The service - the girl went straight for the condom. "Don't touch the condom". Went to the bed and received OW. She complained multiple times about my pubic hair being too long and getting in her mouth. It made me go soft almost immediately. She then kept giving me frustrating looks that it wouldn't get hard again. I aksed if we could kiss. "I don't kiss". With 5 mins left, I ripped the condom off, "don't touch the condom", and wanked myself hard. I asked for a new condom and as she put it on she said "don't touch the condom". Went straight to doggy and she made some nice noises as I pounded away until I popped.
We both went into the bathroom where we cleaned ourselves off. She gave me some kitchen roll to put the condom in. When I put it on top of the overfilled bin, the whole thing unravelled and my condom rolled off the heap and hung off the side of the bin. We looked at each other and both burst out into laughter. How long have you been in the UK? "A few months" Do you like it? "Nah". I finished getting dressed and left.
Nice pump & dump and bitchy girls do turn me on. The dog got fed
Would I go back again? Fuck no!
