External Link/Members OnlyVisited Bubbles Spa in Derby Friday daytime on recommendation by a couple of other members here and was massively underwhelmed. First up, false advertising:
"The entrance price is £25 - which includes a half an hour massage with a bubbly jacuzzi by candlelight.....the ladies also offer all different types of massage, including the all over full body massage...their prices are subject to their fees, starting at £20."
Girls fees started at £25, not £20, and the 'bubbly jacuzzi by candlelight' was in fact a hurried shower - without a door - no jacuzzi mentioned or apparent.
Having paid the £25 entrance fee I was confronted with a choice of three highly unappealing women. If these were FS WGs I would have walked on the spot - all three were varying degrees of skanky and I wouldn't have paid for oral or sex from any of them. I picked the best of the bunch, the girl who let me in - one missing tooth to the side of the mouth but otherwise passably attractive. £25 got me a fully clothed massage (average) and a handjob (mechanically effective... but I really had to work psychologically to get myself going - no encouragement or engagement from the girl - unless you count some chatter about holidays.)
Wish I'd just saved £50 and wanked myself off in my hotel room. Could have punted a random EE WG on my way back to London on Sunday night and likely had a much better time, or for £70 could have had a guranteed good half hour with one of a number of well-reviewed girls that I know. I should add that I *like* handjobs - sometimes moreso than sex - but with unattractive girls and no real engagement, Bubbles was a total waste for me.