Hi all,
I've been an observing member for a while as I prefer to keep a low profile but felt it was the time to contribute and leave a review. Apologies if the formatting is incorrect or if I've missed anything out. Here goes...
I felt the urge to meet an Ebony girl for the first time and managed to organise a booking with Jodie Marie.
AW Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Comms: arranged over WhatsApp. She responded promptly and concisely. As previous reviews state, she comes across as cold/blunt.
Location: about 7/8 minute walk from Vauxhall station. In a new build apartment block on a busy main road.
Services: £230 for 1 hour, GFE experience
The meet: Instructed to the apartment and met at the door with the usual behind the door welcome. She instantly came across as very cold and standoff-ish. I asked if I could use the bathroom and she asked what I was needing it for. Was only for a rest break and when got to the room she abruptly asked if I used the towel to wash my hands only, to which I did. She instantly came across as cold and OCD with hygiene. We then exchanged the cash and had an introductory conversation for about 10-15mins to which she said she had errands to run after the meet, which made me feel rushed. She also repeated her high hygiene levels (I had 2 showers prior to the meet to ensure I was fresh and clean).
We finally got down to the action where we started kissing (only petting and no DFK or LFK) while my hands explored her body. She quickly told me her nipples were very sensitive. I then moved down to perform RO on her (something I like doing) to which she abruptly stopped me saying her clit was very sensitive. Again killing the vibe as I could do nothing right at this point. We restarted kissing where she played with herself and she climaxed 5mins after and instantly stated that she could only climax once in a meet. This just killed the vibe again and basically gave me the hint that she was finished and would be disinterested from there after. I then asked her if she could perform oral on me. She went to grab a condom and I asked if she could provide owo as it was on her likes list. She then explained that she doesn't usually perform this on guys with foreskins (I am such) but she inspected me and asked me to wipe again, which I did. She then gave me owo, which was the highlight of the meet... It was pretty decent, with good variation on rhythm, use of tongue and good sloppiness but she kept interrupting it by grabbing a tissue and wiping my cock and her hands as she didn't like getting her hands wet with saliva. Again, this killed the feeling again and just reinforced her lack of willingness to be there or enjoy the meet. As I was enjoying the owo when she got into a rhythm, she then made the final interruption to ask if we could move onto the main event.
Got the condom on and she initiated reverse cowgirl which was severely lacklustre and had no intention. She stated that I was very big (good for the ego) but I know I'm above average and not ridiculously big. After 5-10 mins of this I requested we moved to doggy so I could get a good look/feel of her big (but not too big) jiggly bum. As I was inside her, she again stated that I was big and I just knew this was an excuse that we couldn't really give it a hard pounding. At this point, the vibe was just dead and I had had enough excuses. I pounded as hard/fast as I could to at least get one load out for my money.
I then cleaned myself up and got dressed quickly as I couldn't get out of there quickly enough. I was extremely disappointed with the meet.
Summary: Overall, I think it goes without saying I was left very unsatisfied and disappointed. Everything just felt like a chore and there was no fun and enjoyment in the meet. She was disinterested from the started. Everyone has off days but when you are paying £230 for 1 hour of their time, I just felt very underwhelmed with the meet and will not be returning in a hurry.
Hi All, Jodie here

I literally just made this account an hour ago just so I could reply to this review. Usually I ignore stuff like this but a client of mine sent it to me and I felt like I had to respond. One thing I can’t stand in life is weird people and liars.
I think the funniest part of this review is that it actually occurred today (31/12) at 2pm so you went home and I know you just couldn’t wait to write this review

Firstly, you didn’t just “feel the urge to meet me”. You have contacted me 2/3 times over the last couple months and I ended up blocking you as I saw you had a few reviews for not turning up to bookings. You messaged me yesterday on WhatsApp (as I’m sure you saw that I had blocked you on IMessage) asking for a booking today and I said I don’t take advance bookings but you can message in the morning to book and so you did. I decided to agree to the booking when you messaged this morning as I am currently not working this week as it’s the holidays so even if you didn’t turn up it wouldn’t be a loss for me (as I said I already know you had reports of repeatedly not turning up and just address collecting).
You turned up 10 mins early and I let you up. You came in and we exchanged the paperwork and I asked if you would like a shower and you said no because you’d had one at home so I said okay. I asked if you used the towel to wash your hands as you were in there more than 3/4 mins and I assumed you might have washed yourself in the sink and used the HAND towel to dry yourself which is ofcourse not acceptable and you said you only washed your hands and I said okay. Everyone is given a fresh towel if they would like to have a shower and that’s the reason I asked what you used as I would’ve rather you asked for a towel to wash yourself.
Also you were the one that asked me if I had any plans after which I said I had errands to run as it’s NYE. Anyone that has seen me can confirm that I am not a clock watcher in any way and I have never rushed any meet. I even asked you at the end are you sure you don’t want to stay as we had about 12 mins left and you declined (guessing you were annoyed lmao).
Anyways, we actually had a good conversation as you said until you started saying how this is your first time seeing an ebony girl and you hope I will show you a good time, and then started saying a lot of other stuff along those lines to do with my race and my “smooth bl*ck skin”. I can admit that this probably turned me off and is the reason I probably became abit cold as I felt extremely uncomfortable as most girls do when men mention their race in such ways in front of you during a booking. I felt like you were saying because this is your first time seeing a black girl that I HAD to show you a good time or you kind of wouldn’t be happy.
On my profile no where does it say I do DFK, yes I have done it in the past and do it if I feel comfortable (that is the reason it says on my profile all services are at my discretion). I find it funny that you keep missing key bits out of what happened. The situation with my nipples I had told you that one of them is sensitive as it’s close to that time of the month (sorry for the TMI) but never once did I say you couldn’t touch it, I just said be abit gentle and I actually kept guiding your hands to do it (funny that you left that bit out too).
Onto the action - yes you did ask me to do oral and I agreed, but before the action even started and I was playing with it I had smelt a smell from there reason being why I said I will do OW but you insisted that you had showered properly so I gave you a wipe to wipe it. I ofcourse wasn’t going to ask you to shower again as you had already refused by stating you showered twice before coming, guess you just missed a spot.
YOU asked me my favourite position and I told you reverse cowgirl and spooning and you said let’s try reverse. I proceeded to get on top but I told you to give me a couple mins to settle on and for you to not go as hard at first as you are quite big (I’m pretty sure most girls would say the same). I’m sorry that I don’t just have the type of va*ina that you can just slide any size in and it goes in just like that lmao. I am not a sex robot even tho some guys think that because we are escorts we should be able to take any size just like that and not ask you to be abit gentle. In doggy I kept moving and asking you to stop as it felt uncomfortable because you wanted us to stand and not even kneel on the bed and because you are quite tall and my bed is quite low the angle ofcourse wasn’t right and reason being why I eventually asked you to come on the bed and do normal doggy which you proceeded to say you’ve never done before, I could see on your face that you were annoyed at this but again, I’m sorry that if something feels uncomfortable for me I don’t just lay there and take it like a sex robot which it seems like what you wanted.
It’s unfortunate that I had to come on this site to defend myself which I’d always told myself I’d never do but at the end of the day we are all still human. I won’t allow someone to write literally fiction about me, I can take constructive criticism but when it’s completely false it’s just not on. I feel like you are clearly abit weird, reason being why you message loads of girls constantly and not turn up and have some type of fetish for ebony girls that you wanted to tick off your list and maybe you see us as below you and think that because you want us to do something we have to do it and shut up or it doesn’t live up to your “expectation of what you thought it would be like in your head of being with an ebony girl”.
This will be the first and last time I respond to anything on here.
Wishing you all a happy and blessed New Year.