Author Topic: Joanna & D Massage (f. Massage in Chingford) - Aliya - N16  (Read 988 times)

Offline vaddapalwan

Lots of reviews on this place over the years.

I noticed post-COVID it was up and down with the girls working, and locations have moved quite a bit. But I've still gone back here and there, and I think things are improving again. I've seen reviews lately of new girl Tata, so wanted to give her a go but she wasn't available the day I wanted to book so went with Aliya again. I've seen her a couple times before and the service is usually consistent.

If you click this on the day, you can see who is working: External Link/Members Only

Otherwise, drop them a message if you want to know anything in advance.

Booked 1hr massage - £70 which includes HE, as usual.

Location - Ground floor flat in N16 - Upper Clapton area. Free on-street parking after noon I believe. It's not the most discreet entrance as you need to be buzzed in the main door and there are outdoor flats next to it. She opens the second door pretty promptly which is right in front of you as you get buzzed in.

Aliya - She's accurate to her pictures, I find her attractive, nice smile. She's from Kazakhstan, has limited English - she understands it but struggles speaking fluently. She's got a bit of a tummy and healthy breasts so if you want a slim girl, she's not the one. That said, she's not big-big either.

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I’d say her skills are average. You can tell there’s some training there, but it’s not the best. I’ve had plenty worse, though. She does some nice CC swipes and pays good attention to that region. The more you lift, the more she seems to take the invitation. Every time I’ve gone, she’s put on gloves and added a finger at this point. I’ve not had this done before, so I can’t say whether she’s good or bad at it, but the fact she does it is... something, I guess. 🤔

On the flip, she oils up my little man and gives such a slow, sensual HE, all while staring into my soul. Honestly, it’s very intense locking eyes with her, and she holds it well. She also responds well to my hands squeezing her body, which adds to the sensuality. Then I eventually pop.

Overall good service, friendly girl, sensual HE, leaving a happy customer. My only gripe is that I went for a piss at the start (happy to discount this as I turned up on time), and at the end, I had a shower, got changed, and had a short chat. Still, I only walked out the door 62 minutes after entering. Surely if you book an hour, the massage should end on the hour? I essentially got a 45-minute massage, which makes me wonder whether a 30-minute booking is better value. Just food for thought.

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there is a facebook page as well, but last updated 2020

Offline gamebred

isnt half hour sessions usually £70, how did you get 1 hour for that price?

Offline vaddapalwan

isnt half hour sessions usually £70, how did you get 1 hour for that price?

Massage, not B2B

Offline tantraman

... She's accurate to her pictures, I find her attractive, nice smile. She's from Kazakhstan ... She's got a bit of a tummy and healthy breasts so if you want a slim girl, she's not the one. That said, she's not big-big either ...

... as per pictures collected here :music: