Nigerian prossies / pick pockets propositioning blokes especially those wasted is par for the course in Puerto Banus
& now Fuengirola

They tend to operate in pairs
Touching up you [trying to find stuff to half inch]
Even when its hot in the evening i wear a jacket with zips, to help avoid pick pockets
Where possible i pay for drinks in bars with my watch, so where my phone is doesnt become obvious
Wallets are old hat & a target
I'd venture out with one credit card as back up [as also on phone + watch], cash, nodders, kamagra etc
Spreading the cash around
I saw two Nigerians [weighing the same as a baby elephant at a guess] standing in front of blokes blocking their way all over them
This might not sound much of a threat however if you think about womens rugby the pair would have been playing as props
The biggest in the team, e-fucking-normous
Shaped like a rota keg on short legs
They tried to stop me despite me moving across the narrow street to avoid them
I walked literally through them & one of them rolled over

They were screaming & shouting
I legged it not sure if they had any mates part of the herd further up the street
The street wasn't particularly well lit
& easy for them to hide in the shadows / darkness, the only way to see them is their eyes & teeth

This was in Puerto Banus best to avoid going more than one street back from the harbour, parallel to it
Especially when it gets to 3-4 in the morning when things quieten down
tantrafuengirola looks pukka ideal for a morning cure the hangover horn
No trip to fingerhola is complete without a trip [or three] to Estark 92
Easy to get taxis there so safe & you get dropped off right outside
There is heavy duty security there & no issues inside whatsoever
The last time i was there one of the security guys looked like Ngannou's brother, he was possibly a bit more muscled / bigger WTF
I've seen blokes pissed up arguing with the girls other punters
Its instant the security is there & they are ejected
& they are outside in a heap on the pavement if they put up any resistance

No pick-pockets inside, they wouldnt stand a chance
The last thing the clubs owners want is a reputation for there being any trouble
Tho the SPs [numerous 8s & 9s & an occasional 10] are adept at hoovering out your wallet

[& your tanks

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