Author Topic: Noni - Thai Yoga Massage - Kingston  (Read 4980 times)

Offline beastmaster

Location: 42A Richmond Road, Kingston
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Venue: Massage Parlour is on a fairly busty street next to a Pub and a Bike shop. Also reception is shared with a failrly busy Nail Bar, so not the most discreet, but no-one pays much attention. Massage tables are at the back of the shop and downstairs, so fairly quite and discreet once you get there.

Cost: £30 for 30 min massage, plus £40 for B2B, OWO, and CFS

Paid a visit a couple of weeks ago, on a weekday afternoon, so it was fairly quiet. I had been there before a couple of times in the past and had HR at £30 with another Thai massuse but not done any reviews. This time my massuese was Noni (I think that was here name), a Thai MILF in her 40s (as I estimate, I obviously did not ask her age). Average height, looks and body, wearing a failr amount of makeup. She had a warm and friendly smile and we seems to click. I was almost certain at that stage that extras would be available. Paid by Card which they readily accept (execpt for Amex).
Went downstairs, toilet and shower available, all clean and functional. Massage rooms are average size, clean, nice decor, also they played some nice relaxing Thai music from a small sound system in the room.
I stripped and lay FD on the table. She entered and gave my bum a friendly slap, complemented me on my physique (she probably does the same for every client).
Massage was very good, Thai style, focusing on joints with various bendings and twistings, but done very professionally. Also focused on back and bum massge - the bum massage was especially good, lots of kneading and stroking and a couple of brushes of the ball sac, whch soon left me with a raging boner.
After 20 minutes we didi the flip, when she popped the question about extras. Agreed a naked B2B, but no price was mentioned. She stripped down revealingan average Thai MILF body, soft slightly saggy nice size 34 B boobs with dark erect nipples, a mum tum, average arse and heavy bush. Started with some nice body slides, but as we exchanged very pasionate DT, I asked to her to lie back, sucked and nibbed her boobs and nipples, and did some very enthusiastic and enjoyable RO/DATY. Her pussy was clean and fresh smelling, and I really went to town with the fanny noshing, which I believe she really enjoyed, lots of gasping and sighing and twisting and grinding. After a few minutes we switched and she delivered some very good OWO, lots of hand action and suction, then I slipped on the rubber and we had a 10 minute session of doggy and mish before I popped in the bag. Then she cleaned herself and me up with wet wipes/towel  and we finished with a relaxing head massage and some relaxing chat about Thailand. I slipped her £40 for the extras, which she happily accepted. A sweet goodbye kiss and hug, and I was on my way.
Overall a very positive experience from a nice and friendly and attractive Thai MILF. She told me she was going to Thailand for Xmas but would be back in the new yesr. Will definitely pay a return visit.



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I'm going to have to see this "busty street" for myself  :sarcastic: :yahoo:

Offline Muff licker

Good Review Op

I have been there a number of times but only ever had HE so i need to see this lady in the new year and sample her BJ well done

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Thanks for the review Beastmaster. Certainly very reasonable prices for the massage and extras.
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I'm going to have to see this "busty street" for myself  :sarcastic: :yahoo:

Sorry I meant to say "busy "street :yahoo:

Offline beastmaster

Good Review Op

I have been there a number of times but only ever had HE so i need to see this lady in the new year and sample her BJ well done

I also only ever got HR with the other masseuse - an older Thai lady, more of a GILF - but with Noni there seems to be a strong mutual attraction. Not sure if this just personal, but do try and let me know, as they say, YMMV. She told me she works there every day with the other Thai lady, and they are not too busy during the week in the early afternoon.


Offline luv2kiss54

I'm going to have to see this "busty street" for myself  :sarcastic: :yahoo:

Yes its across the road from Boob Avenue lol  :D

Online Mr Rollison

Thanks for the review.
Sounds right up my cup of tea.

I'm in London February or March and although staying in Lewisham, I've already worked out that it would be a straightforward travel into Waterloo and back out from same.
Not that much of a trek and plenty of shops if I'm early.

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Offline KingstonChap

Walked past here yesterday around lunchtime. Not a single person in the nail shop and a 40/50ish Thai lady on reception. Didn’t go in myself but just a bit of intel for those wary of busy areas. Road still has plenty of hustle and bustle

Offline Muff licker

I was also in the area on Thursday but could not stop I also saw an empty nail bar with an old Thai lady on the massage reception and wondered if it was Noni ?

Offline beastmaster

I passed by earlier this week and enquired about Noni, the receptionist said that she is still in Thailand, not sure when she will be back.
Receptinist was a Thai grannie I have not seen before, I had no interest in her at all, politely declined her offer of massage. I am sure extras would have been available but simply could not be bothered pursuing.

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Thank you that's answered my question

Offline krazeeeyez

then I slipped on the rubber and we had a 10 minute session of doggy and mish before I popped in the bag.

Did you bring a rubber or did she have one ready?

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