Alexandra - London outcall

[PREME4REAL]

Comms
Booked a 1h mobile massage with Mobile Massage Booking via whatsapp in the morning.

Girl
Alexandra came 10/15 mins late but had a pleasant demeanour, she is Curvier than expected with maybe D-cup boobs and cute face. External Link/Members Only

Massage
Massage was done completely naked on my bed. One of the worst massages ever, very repetitive and she was constantly reading something on her phone. Asked me to turn over but refused to do extras at all. She then left 5/10 mins early after being paid 100.

Conclusion
Cute girl but doesnt do extras and massage was weak. I told the lady I booked with via whatsapp that i wasnt happy with the service and she laughed and said i am on blacklist now. 

[paceywitter]

They trade on looks ..get the booking and don't care for repeat business..otherwise the massage would at least be good

[onaleash]

Conclusion
Cute girl but doesnt do extras and massage was weak. I told the lady I booked with via whatsapp that i wasnt happy with the service and she laughed and said i am on blacklist now.

She runs the agency

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Sounds very substandard. Can I ask if she even naked? Im guessing it was no touching? A below par rub but a tug with her looks and tits on show might just save the day.

[mark7788]

Sorry to hear about your experience. When I saw her, she was very pleasant and talkative, and gave an ok massage. She offered topless HJ and nothing beyond that, but very expensively at £300. Would normally say no right away, but her tits were so beckoning, and I had managed to get exceptionally horny, so thought what the hell. Her tits are nice, but she had a bit more tummy than I'd like. When she left I felt that even though I had totally overpaid for a HJ, the entire experience had been nice enough.

[daviemac]

Sorry to hear about your experience. When I saw her, she was very pleasant and talkative, and gave an ok massage. She offered topless HJ and nothing beyond that, but very expensively at £300. Would normally say no right away, but her tits were so beckoning, and I had managed to get exceptionally horny, so thought what the hell. Her tits are nice, but she had a bit more tummy than I'd like. When she left I felt that even though I had totally overpaid for a HJ, the entire experience had been nice enough.

You've been here 2 years mate, is there a reason you didn't post a review, it is what the site is all about.

[paceywitter]

Is that £300 total or just the extra...seems incredibly pricey

[mark7788]

You've been here 2 years mate, is there a reason you didn't post a review, it is what the site is all about.

Well, for what relevance it may or may not have, I only came back to this site a couple of days ago, after being away for well over a year, prior to which my usage was limited to some very occasional browsing. And yes, the 300 on top of (gasp!) the massage fee was highly excessive. But what can I say…. I felt particularly flush at the time, as well as very horny. Not always a good situation for making wise, well thought through decisions…

[daviemac]

Well, for what relevance it may or may not have, I only came back to this site a couple of days ago, after being away for well over a year, prior to which my usage was limited to some very occasional browsing. And yes, the 300 on top of (gasp!) the massage fee was highly excessive. But what can I say…. I felt particularly flush at the time, as well as very horny. Not always a good situation for making wise, well thought through decisions…

You do realise I can see how often you have logged in to the site don't you? You joined in January 2023 so at that time you could post reviews of bookings you had going back to January 2022. You logged in every month during 2023 and regularly up to March 2024 so I would say you have had ample opportunity to contribute to this sharing community.

If you check the rules you will see posting reviews is a condition of membership, there's a link to those at the bottom of every page.

[scutty brown]

.........she laughed and said i am on blacklist now.

regard that as something good: it means if you accidentally try to book their crap service again you'll be blocked from wasting your money

[mark7788]

You do realise I can see how often you have logged in to the site don't you? You joined in January 2023 so at that time you could post reviews of bookings you had going back to January 2022. You logged in every month during 2023 and regularly up to March 2024 so I would say you have had ample opportunity to contribute to this sharing community.

If you check the rules you will see posting reviews is a condition of membership, there's a link to those at the bottom of every page.

okidoki

[Atrueyorkie]

£100 for a legit massage? I don’t think anything could drown my sorrows on that