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External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £100 for 45 mins
Location: Flat in Church Crookham. Parking in adjacent small shopping area.
Preamble: After a couple of failed punts today, I resorted to searching on my phone while I was out, and this ended up being about plan D or E. Although I was trying to cross check on here, I messed up and mixed her up with another girl, that would have been TOFTT. If I’d done proper due diligence, 4 negatives should have put me off. At least this review is more recent, and confirms that she’s still crap.
Comms: Called the number on her profile, she answered and spoke reasonable English. Then a few texts for details. Confirmed 45 minutes for £100 including FK & CIM.
The girl: Does appear to be the girl in the profile, where she looks a bit chunky. Probably a bit chunkier in the flesh. Not especially attractive facially. Significant stretch marks on lower abdomen, and very noticeable C-section scar.
Service: Asked to use the bathroom, as I had been in the car for a while. Lots of towels there, had a piss and a good wash. Returned to the bedroom, where it started to go downhill…
My preference is to start standing up, kissing and undressing. Tried this, and was told to take my clothes off. I persevered, and said I wanted to carry on and undress – she unbuttoned my shirt, and told me to put it on the chair. When I turned back, she said “and your trousers” or similar. Not looking good, but I stripped off, and went to her for some FK – except that she was texting on her phone – obviously another potential client. I asked if she was with me or them – she said just a minute, then put her phone down and turned to me. After about 30 seconds of very light FK, she said “not FK in 45 minutes” – or something like that. I pointed out that she had agreed – and she said yes, but not 45 minutes. I think she meant that she didn’t want to FK for 45 minutes non-stop. Not that it was really FK anyway. By now, I was sensing a bit of an atmosphere, and I considered getting dressed and walking, but it’s more difficult once you’ve got your kit off, right?
I reached down to her pussy, but before I could do more than a quick stroke, she said “Licky pussy OK, no fingers!”
I decided it was time to move on for some OWO – she reached for the wet-wipes, I said that I had just been in the bathroom, but to no avail – scrubbed with wet-wipes. She kept hold of a couple, then started some shallow OWO, which was half decent (at best). Every 20 seconds or so, she turned away and wiped her mouth on the wet wipes in her hand. We changed positions, and when I looked, she was on her mobile again FFS.
Thought a shag might be an improvement, so asked for a condom. Penetration in mish was OK, but after a while she said “change position – doggy”! That’s not my thing, so I requested cowgirl, which again was OK.
At this point, I was thinking it just might scrape to a neutral (thinking about rating whilst still in the punt is not a good sign!). I decided that we might as well head for the finish line, although I knew we were well under time. She removed the condom, and applied copious lube to my cock, and started wanking it fairly rapidly. I said, no – in your mouth, so she used the (inevitably handy) wet wipes to wipe just the helmet, and put just the tip in her mouth. She then reverted to over-enthusiastic wanking. I held her hand and said no, just mouth – then came the killer quote “you’re my customer, not my boss”!! I said “But I paid you”.
I seriously considered getting up and walking, but when you’re getting close to the edge, that’s not going to happen. Once I was clearly getting close, she removed her mouth and just put her lips to the tip, so it was not even in her mouth. I came like that, and she hurriedly spat into the wet wipes, which were of course in her hand ready.
She offered me a wipe, but I used the bathroom. Dressed and walked back to the car, about 30 minutes after I parked.
Summary: Terrible attitude, feeble FK and OWO. Almost non-existent CIM. The only good thing is that I only wasted £100.
Would I visit again? Not a chance.
