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Took place a few weeks ago at a flat in a terraced house close to West Kensington Station.
Would have written this review sooner but her profile disappeared. I assume she was touring.
Her comms were poor and it took me a few attempts to arrange (wish I had just given up and not tried again).
Paid £150 for half an hour…waste of money!
I was taking my clothes off in the bedroom as she stood naked in my personal space wanking herself off.
This would normally be a turn on but she was grunting like a cave man which was off putting and a complete turnoff!
She’s about 5’7/8”, cock around 6 inches and has very toned abs and bum. Attractivish but wasn’t wearing any make up and speaks minimal English.
I go in for a kiss and get LFK but she has cigarette breath which tasted horrible so didn’t do that again! Obviously has never heard of gum or mouthwash! Very poor!
She asked me to suck her off. I said I’ll pass, you suck me off. She goes for a condom for OW and I ask for without. She says only OW.
I ask for my money back because I’m not going to kiss her and she only does OW which I absolutely hate. At this point we hadn’t actually done anything apart from a stinky peck on the lips!
She declines by grabbing her phone and typing shit into her translation app. She goes to the door and opens it (I think she was worried about me causing trouble which I wouldn’t do but I can understand. I assume there were other people in the flat).
I realised this was going to be a total shit show of a punt so just laid on the bed and asked her to wank me.
Got hard and asked to fuck her and she says no as it’s not included in a half an hour session but she would fuck me (which I didn’t want)
Honestly, what kind of weirdness is this?
So laid back down on the bed and asked her her to wank me off again and I eventually came…
Got up, put my clothes on and left without saying a word. Walked past the bathroom and peaked in and it was so plain in there, looked like a public toilet!
This was a car crash of a punt. This girl comes across as young and inexperienced and has no concept of keeping her customers happy.
Only provides OW, kissing is LFK with terrible breath, no topping her in half an hour session…fucking comical! (At least I can see the funny side!).
She adds nothing to the London punting scene and should just go back to Brazil and get herself a regular job!
Atrocious punt -100 out of 10…
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