Author Topic: Miya Party Baby - SW3 - Sloane Square  (Read 765 times)


12 review(s) for Miya Party Baby (4 positive, 1 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline James90

Comms: comms done via SMS; easy to book.

Location: red-brick apartment block on a side street; 5 min walk from the nearest station; not discrete (more below)

Looks: attractive; resembles girl in the photos; visibly botoxed; filler-injected lips; veneered-white teeth; nice body; natural tits

Figure: nice body; natural tits; soft skin.

Personal hygiene: neither here nor there; didn't see any evidence of her showering before-hand (although she is pedantic about visitors taking a shower).

Preparedness / Demeanour: she was stoned/high; strong smell of cannabis in the flat; glazed eyes; giggled from time to time like a stoner; asked me if I have cannabis to sell to her.

Her attitude at the outset is not pleasant. Stopped me abruptly as soon as I walked in - pointed to a corner and said "shoes here; no shoes inside'. Okayyy no problem. I made my way towards the room, she once again stopped me abruptly, pointed towards the bathroom and said "shower". I had already showered though. I was about to walk towards the sofa to keep my jacket; once again she abruptly stopped me, pointed towards the door and said "hang the jacket there". Her attitude is annoying and not conducive to a relaxing atmosphere.

The room itself was stuffy - she had a fan heater on full blast.

It was unfriendly/rigid/regimented from the outset and this affected the rest of the action. Add to that cannabis smoke with fan heater on full blast ..ugh

Service: rubbish. BJ skills are awful AF. Movement was mechanical and quick;  like a piston shaft moving up and down quickly. She was stoned and there was no saliva (side effect of being high) and no sensation. Did not slow down or follow instructions to slow down; insisted on using hands despite request to use no hands. Kept going fast despite request to slow down. No eye contact. The BJ was shit anyway so I decided to move to on to the next phase.

Sex was awful. She had a daft smile on her face. legs spread and hands up by her heads. I forced myself to finish and left. I was walking out of the flat within 10 mins or so (definitely less than 15.  She went straight to her phone afterwards and started messaging (presumably the next punter).

Recommendation: not recommended. She is attractive, but that alone is not enough for a good service. Girls like her, their bf's or husbands find their sex elsewhere because it's so rubbish (that's my opinion at least). 

For those who prefer to go in and out without being noticed: there was a man already waiting at the door as I was walking out; glued to his phone; texting. He was not a resident. My instincts told me he was going in next. If anyone is looking for privacy; bear that in mind - you will almost certainly come f2f with the next punter on your way out.

Price: £120 for 30 min booking

I will not be returning.

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