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Author Topic: Kelly91328 Alton  (Read 2856 times)


2 review(s) for EnglishroseKelly (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline snowbum

 https://www.adultwork.com/1708263 or https://www.adultwork.com/Kelly91328

I saw Kelly a few months back and had a very poor experience and tried to forget about it.

Her AW profile looked good, down to earth sort of girl, with good FB (there is now a more accurate IMO "Avoid. Over weight, over priced, unwashed and out of date photo's. Disappointing.")

Comms were good, sounds nice on phone.

When I arrived at house and she came to meet me I was quite surprised as nothing like her profile pics.

She was much larger, her make up looked like it had been put on by a 5 yo and generally looked a mess.

I should have walked and regret I didnt. but after driving quite a few miles carried on  :scare:

She was pleasant enough, but led me into a very grubby room with clothes all over the place.

I am used to dealing with challenges, but learnt a valuable lesson.

Things did not get better when she took her clothes off, but as she was making all the moves I just lay there and took it.

Moved onto doggy and could smell her arse which was not pleasant, she was certainly not freshly showered.

She also unloaded her unhappy childhood in care story and various other personal information, that made me feel sorry for her.

I should have left neg FB on AW, but just tried to forget, but just saw her come up on a AW search so decided to help out anyone considering, so they can get another perspective.

This is nothing like her current  look.



This is closer to her look, probably some time ago and must have taken alot of time to achieve :D



2 review(s) found for EnglishroseKelly linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline James999

Her blog talks about "Runaways" where people turn up look at her and run away, from your experience perhaps you would have been better to follow their example.

Surely if she's getting guys turn up and walk she should realise she's doing something wrong  :thumbsdown:

Offline snowbum

Her blog talks about "Runaways" where people turn up look at her and run away, from your experience perhaps you would have been better to follow their example.

Surely if she's getting guys turn up and walk she should realise she's doing something wrong  :thumbsdown:

Happy to admit mistakes and hopefully learn from them :rolleyes:

Offline riskytimes

Nothing worse than the stench of shite when doing doggy , no excuse for poor personal hygiene. will avoid that one for sure

I visited kelly last year and agree with all u say about her, u dont  mention her teeth, notice in the photos her lips are sealed to hide missing teeth.ive never been back

I agree with everything everyone has said about this girl.

I don't know why we don't have the balls to put in a negative feedback to AW. There's no point in having the feedback system if we're afraid to use it.

Offline James999

I agree with everything everyone has said about this girl.

I don't know why we don't have the balls to put in a negative feedback to AW. There's no point in having the feedback system if we're afraid to use it.

Remember to pop back and tell us when you've done it  :hi:

Offline montymole

Phoned this girl but couldn't make it over to see her, sounded alright on the phone, shame about the bad rap as she looks fine in the pictures and does "A".

Offline Stiltskin

I agree with everything everyone has said about this girl.

I don't know why we don't have the balls to put in a negative feedback to AW. There's no point in having the feedback system if we're afraid to use it.

The AW feedback system is flawed. Give a girl neg feedback and she can put notes on your account only the girls can see. Saying your a wierdo/timewaster or worse.

Worst case, you'd have to start a new profile to make any bookings. Best to use the review system on here.

Offline fettish008

I sent her a text 2 weeks ago.she was so abusive and rude.glad I decided not to see her in the end.

Offline James999

I sent her a text 2 weeks ago.she was so abusive and rude.

What did you say to provoke her, and what was her abuse?

Offline jonny27

Hi all, was planning on visiting Kelly after reading her AW profile (now EnglishRoseKelly, presumably the same girl). After reading this thread, not so sure. Her pix on AW look really good, and the feedback / reviews all state willingness to please, great tits and bj, which is what I was after. Anyone have any positive comments? The negative ones seem to be from a while ago, maybe she's read and learned from them? He says, hoping!

Offline James999

Hi all, was planning on visiting Kelly after reading her AW profile (now EnglishRoseKelly, presumably the same girl). After reading this thread, not so sure. Her pix on AW look really good, and the feedback / reviews all state willingness to please, great tits and bj, which is what I was after. Anyone have any positive comments? The negative ones seem to be from a while ago, maybe she's read and learned from them? He says, hoping!

If she was overweight and using outdated photos years ago and still using the photo's things can only have got worse, are you sure you are not her / her pimp trying to turn this thread around  :unknown:

As for getting better, pro$$ies are not like wine, they don't get better with age, if she was shit and jaded years ago she'd likely be even worse now  :thumbsdown:

Offline jonny27

.......are you sure you are not her / her pimp trying to turn this thread around

Nope, just a newbie looking for feedback from those more experienced in this game than me. Your's is noted, thanks. I guess all that glitters is not gold, right?

Offline timsussex

This is her third aw profile (at least)  when the poor feedback starts to mount she starts a new one I saw her a couple of yeas ago
The OP is spot on very untidy room - she wasnt too overweight back then but hadn't made any effort makeup wise - spent most of the time complaining that she had to get into town and top up her mobile 
Didn't notice any smelly bum but her place was such a shit hole I may not have noticed
I Can't remember anything positive about the punt - other than she didn't make me stay the full hour

Offline nigel4498

are you sure you are not her / her pimp trying to turn this thread around  :unknown:



Always suspicious when a newbie bumps a two year old thread on a negative review.

Offline jonny27

Always suspicious when a newbie bumps a two year old thread on a negative review.

I can see why you think that, although I'm not sure the responses given since are going to have anyone rushing to her door anytime soon, quite the opposite.

Thanks Timsussex for answering my question, I'll steer clear.

I can only endorse what others have said.  I saw her a few years ago and it was one of the worst punts I have had.  The place was untidy to the extreme, she didn't really engage at all and just laid back disinterestedly.  What was worse, and an unforgivable sin in my book, was that she started sending me texts afterwards inviting me to return.  For a married man like me, that could have been curtains for my marriage, so I told her I would never see her again.  Steer clear!

I can only endorse what others have said.  I saw her a few years ago and it was one of the worst punts I have had.  The place was untidy to the extreme, she didn't really engage at all and just laid back disinterestedly.  What was worse, and an unforgivable sin in my book, was that she started sending me texts afterwards inviting me to return.  For a married man like me, that could have been curtains for my marriage, so I told her I would never see her again.  Steer clear!

If you haven't already, you need to get yourself a punting phone sharpish to avoid any possibility of your OH finding something she shouldn't on your phone.

If you haven't already, you need to get yourself a punting phone sharpish to avoid any possibility of your OH finding something she shouldn't on your phone.

I have, but the point is that she wasn't to know that, so she shouldn't have done something so indiscreet.  She should know better, plus it smacked of desperation.

Offline fettish008

I was going to see her.looks like I had a lucky escape.

Offline snowbum

It was a while ago now that I saw her.

May have improved, but I suspect not.

Anyone seen her recently?

Offline Zimbaman

Jesus... this one was on my hot list. Just removed her. So glad I found this site! Might try Melody instead. Or perhaps Lorraine.  :D




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