Author Topic: Kelly.blonde69 Cheltenham  (Read 5496 times)


21 review(s) for Kelly Blondie (19 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

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Reasonably easy to get hold of by text and arrange for a late morning meet in two days time.
I'm about to confirm the meeting in the morning and I get a txt baling out, poisoning apparently and "we'll have to rearrange" of which there has been no sign of her offering to do.
As BS excuses go it's a novel one.
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Offline Cheltclient

Damn novichok!!! The scourge of punting  ;)

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From your review it doesn’t look like you had a confirmed booking so a negative is a bit harsh when she cancelled on you before you had to head out.
I only give a negative if they don’t cancel and ghost me on arrival or cancel while I’m en route.
Your review, your rating but it’s harsh imo.
Neutral would be fairer.

Offline The Gambling Whale

From your review it doesn’t look like you had a confirmed booking

Well I did have a confirmed booking I can't remember you being privy to it.

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For some bookings they’re “tentative” until confirmed on day of the booking  :unknown:
It’s your own words dude

Offline The Gambling Whale

For some bookings they’re “tentative” until confirmed on day of the booking  :unknown:
It’s your own words dude

Nothing tentative about it at all just a courtesy in the morning,lots of girls do it FYI.
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Offline pythondan

I have seen her and had a good time. One of the better girls I have seen this year and I will do a review when I get some time over the Xmas break.

Illnesses and other life issues affect working girls just like they do everyone else. If she gave you a few hours notice then (in my opinion) she is worth another chance especially given the lack of decent options in Gloucestershire.

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From your review it doesn’t look like you had a confirmed booking so a negative is a bit harsh when she cancelled on you before you had to head out.
I only give a negative if they don’t cancel and ghost me on arrival or cancel while I’m en route.
Your review, your rating but it’s harsh imo.
Neutral would be fairer.
How could she offer to rearrange a booking she hadn't agreed to?  :unknown:

FYI a booking does not need to be 'confirmed' for a review to be left the rules state it has to be agreed to and she agreed to the OP's booking then cancelled so he is entitled to post a negative review.

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I think she dodged a bullet.
Firstly as you have a female user name are you a service provider?   :unknown:   If you are a service provider you should check the rules as your one and only post appears to be a criticism of the OP.

If you are a punter can you explain what you mean by the comment you have made and why you have not made any useful contributions or posted any reviews during your time as a member.



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Who's Kelly?

I'm guessing SuziSmalls is KellyBlonde otherwise it's a very random 1st post.
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I'm guessing SuziSmalls is KellyBlonde otherwise it's a very random 1st post.
Did you notice the post above your's?

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I’m guessing it’s more likely that she’s SuziSmalls 😂

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Did you notice the post above your's?

You've lost me there davie it just seems likely they are one and the same person to me.
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Offline Cheltclient

Pretty sure Suzi Smalls is a completely different person with a AW profile under that name. She’s def not Kelly Blonde

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You've lost me there davie it just seems likely they are one and the same person to me.
How have I lost you? what don't you understand? SuziSmalls posted and as it was their first it was flagged up and had to be approved by a mod before it appeared on the thread, I did that then questioned them about being a service provider and if not why they haven't contributed in the past. Seems simple enough to me so I don't know why you are getting involved. Even if they are one and the same or are a service provider what difference will it make to you?

They are under no obligation to answer your questions, nor are they obliged to disclose how they reply to the questions I have asked by PM.

It makes things easier all round if moderation issues are left to the moderators to deal with.

Offline The Gambling Whale

Pretty sure Suzi Smalls is a completely different person with a AW profile under that name. She’s def not Kelly Blonde

Ok never even heard of her and that makes it an even odder 1st post,perhaps they are mates.
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How have I lost you? what don't you understand? SuziSmalls posted and as it was their first it was flagged up and had to be approved by a mod before it appeared on the thread, I did that then questioned them about being a service provider and if not why they haven't contributed in the past. Seems simple enough to me so I don't know why you are getting involved. Even if they are one and the same or are a service provider what difference will it make to you?

They are under no obligation to answer your questions, nor are they obliged to disclose how they reply to the questions I have asked by PM.

It makes things easier all round if moderation issues are left to the moderators to deal with.

You asked me a question and I replied simple as that.
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You asked me a question and I replied simple as that.
I asked you who the Kelly was that you referred to I then asked if you had noticed the post about yours that is clearly a moderator dealing with the situation, so again why get involved.


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Is this you?

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Why are you asking? What has it got to do with you?

I think you should concentrate on your own contributions and not get involved in moderation issues. (There's a rule about that now)

You have only posted 1 review since 2019 and that was well over a year ago, is there a reason for that?


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Why are you asking? What has it got to do with you?

I think you should concentrate on your own contributions and not get involved in moderation issues. (There's a rule about that now)

You have only posted 1 review since 2019 and that was well over a year ago, is there a reason for that?


Yes have been fighting and recovering from cancer.

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Reasonably easy to get hold of by text and arrange for a late morning meet in two days time.
I'm about to confirm the meeting in the morning and I get a txt baling out, poisoning apparently and "we'll have to rearrange" of which there has been no sign of her offering to do.
As BS excuses go it's a novel one.

There's rather a lack of detail backing up your negative IMO.

If she was genuinely ill and told you in the morning then I think that is fair enough on her part. How do you know it was BS that she had food poisoning?

When you say 'no sign of her offering to do', you mean she didn't get back to you further? Probably she was leaving it you to suggest another day or time that would suit you and indeed I think it is up to you tbh. It might have been that she was moving on anyway, as she only stays somewhere for a couple of days.