Author Topic: Massages with milking tables?  (Read 10545 times)

Offline qadam892

Hi all - some of you may be familiar with milking tables, I will let the uninitiated search them on their site of choice…! Most massage places in London don’t have that sort of equipment. I am aware of an SP in Canary Wharf advertising it but that part of London is quite a distance (I also hate both the Jubilee line and that part of the city anyway…). Is anyone aware of SPs with milking tables but which they don’t advertise?

Offline Stevelondon

That’s very kind of you, letting the uninitiated do their own research before they offer you any assistance  :D :lol:

Offline qadam892

I am not sure what you mean - I was saying if people don’t know what a milking table is, they can search it up. I was canvassing views for people’s awareness of SPs offering them, not asking people to search on my behalf.

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but if you are asking for help - make it as easy as you can for others to help you. (telling them to do their own research is not doing that!)

Offline Stevelondon

I am not sure what you mean - I was saying if people don’t know what a milking table is, they can search it up. I was canvassing views for people’s awareness of SPs offering them, not asking people to search on my behalf.

I was just being a little sarcastic me old mate  :drinks:

But as SC says. The easier you make it for others. The better chance you have of getting any help.
I’m one of the initiated by the way. But have no knowledge of SP’s who might have a milking table tucked away in their cupboard. 😂

Offline Rayzaman

I Googled for milking table massage and most of the prices in London were absurd. Cheapest is Gisselle at £140 for 30 mins albeit hourly rate of £280 is crazy and I saw another prostate joy or something at £250 for an hour .

Offline qadam892

In that case, I can only apologise! In any event, Giselle is the only SP I’m aware of… I may have to try and perhaps I can kick start some demand (which can only mean more supply surely).

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Offline Nicknickson

I've been searching for the same. Who is the provider in Canary Wharf?

Offline qadam892

Sara looks quite good - good spot actually. The SP in Canary Wharf is Giselle - few reviews about her but none about the milking table itself I believe.

Offline enjoyedthat

Hi all - some of you may be familiar with milking tables, I will let the uninitiated search them on their site of choice…! Most massage places in London don’t have that sort of equipment. I am aware of an SP in Canary Wharf advertising it but that part of London is quite a distance (I also hate both the Jubilee line and that part of the city anyway…). Is anyone aware of SPs with milking tables but which they don’t advertise?

I’m looking for exactly the same thing and have been for a while.  I’m also willing and able to travel further afield. MK looks like the best option so far…. Sara is on my short term HL

Offline qadam892

MK is a bit much for me. Sara is probably my best bet too.

Offline Convince Me

External Link/Members Only Sara has a proper milking table
She advertising this at £222

Would be cheaper to get a day return to MK & pay £120.

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Saw this one while browsing. Have not partaken

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You don’t have to ‘Convince Me’

Geddit 😀.          Ok forget it. !

At £250/60……… I think I would agree a day out to MK looks more attractive. 🤷🏼

Offline Notpastit

I'm long retired from punting due to health issues/incapability/old age, but still like to reminisce/look on here etc!

This is a girl I would have def investigated if I was still capable, has a vid on her AW profile about her milking table?

Not watched the vid pers as not active etc these days but you could maybe investigate/ see what she offers, she looks fit anyway, older girl.

Appears to be based in more Cent Lond area as opposed to Canary Wharf.

I could never be arsed myself to travel all the way over there back in my active days, I was more of a West End/Kensington punter!?

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Offline Stevelondon

I'm long retired from punting due to health issues/incapability/old age, but still like to reminisce/look on here etc!

This is a girl I would have def investigated if I was still capable, has a vid on her AW profile about her milking table?

Not watched the vid pers as not active etc these days but you could maybe investigate/ see what she offers, she looks fit anyway, older girl.

Appears to be based in more Cent Lond area as opposed to Canary Wharf.

I could never be arsed myself to travel all the way over there back in my active days, I was more of a West End/Kensington punter!?

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Jeez……. Everything about that profile is just wrong. £3002 for an overnight. What the hells the £2 for. ?
Nearly £12 to watch that milking table vid.

I’ll pass on that one thanks very much.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2025, 11:41:23 am by Stevelondon »

Offline Notpastit

Wasn't a recommendation on my part,  as I said I don't punt any more/ not seen her pers etc

Just drawing OP's attention to the fact she has a milking table etc

Her reviews show she was charging £300 ph  a few yrs back.

Agree just showing overnight £ a bit strange/off putting, but that's up to her I guess

Maybe some of her prev reviewers can expand further on how you reach an hourly rate with her or otherwise?

Happy punting