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Punt happened in the last few weeks.
Comms
Done on whatsapp quick replies. Enquired about naked yoga as I really wanted to give it a try, I got her mixed up with another sp who provides naked yoga in the Liverpool street/ tower bridge area.
Melissa recommended to leave the yoga for another time and go for a tantric body to body massage/foot fetish with shower together for £160. Felt this was steep but thought fuck it ill give it a go.
Location,
Canary Wharf, gated apartment block. 5 minute walk from South Quay Station. Easy to access following the clear instructions provided.
Melissa
when she opened the door, I instantly realised I'd book the wrong sp. I did not find her attractive. She's got to be 45+ possibly 50+. Terrific shape for her age (if shes in her 50s) but not for me. Facially I didn't find her attractive but thought hopefully the massage will make up for it. Bit of small talk handed her the cash, and she put the money away. The massage was done on a massage table set up in the middle of her living room. Clean apartment. I think the photos are of her, but photoshopped or maybe taken a few years ago. She isn't bad for her age, but her skin didn't look as tight as her photos (sagging skin, belly and looked old) and her face was not to my liking.
Massage
The massage wasn't that bad to start with. She started with working on some knots in my back, nice relaxing massage. Working her way down to my legs and glutes with the occassional but limited cc swipes.
So far it just felt like an okay massage. She then got on top, and started body to body probably around 20/30 mins in. I tried to turn my head to get a glimpse of her but couldn't as her legs were on either side of my head. She said pussy was out of bounds but holding an ass cheek or tits was okay. She carried on rubbing her tits on my back, glutes and legs for a while with ocassional cc swipes. She didn't directly touch my dick. There is a large mirror to one side but this was a little higher up the wall than could give a good clear reflection of us. Plus the room was dark.
After a bit of body to body on my back which felt like it went on for too long (very repetitive) she asked me to turn. On the turnover I remembered how much i wasn't attracted to her, and this is where it started going further downhill.
She was sliding up and down my body and realising I wasn't hard, she tried to get me hard with her hands for a few minutes. She then started sliding on me again, rubbing her tits on my dick, for a little while. Which then progressed to sliding up closer to my head where she then used her legs in a weird way to stimulate my dick. This got me hard, as it actually felt good. Then I went soft as I opened my eyes and saw her staring at me with a smile on her face.
She then came and sat herself up in between my legs. This is where she started proceeding to give a footjob. Bringing her foot occassionally rubbing it on my chest and neck area. I have a foot fetish, but i know what looks good is subjective from person to person. I like slim cute feet, but hers looked big, ugly and her Bunions were a put off. actually made me feel a bit sick. I think she got the message as I went limp and I turned my face when she would bring the foot towards my face. Maybe she was thinking I would kiss them manky feet???
Next she sat up and started wanking me off fast with a hard grip, realising this wasn't going to work I ended up doing it myself. Finished myself off while she rubbed around my groin areas and balls.
On to the shower. This was another disappointment, she told me to stand in the shower, she gave me some waffle about the fruity exfoliating scrub she was going to use. She stood outside the shower, rubbed the exfoliate cream on the middle of my back for a few seconds, then told me to turn around, and this is where she did the same on my chest. And said fresh towel is here take your time in the shower and walked away.
I was like wtf.
In my opinion, she is not attractive, facially, bodywise, and her feet

. The massage wasn't all that but had the odd few promising moments. The shower together was a complete rip off. £160 all in and looking at my watch, the time I walked into her apartment and the time I left was under 55 minutes.
Face 4/10 body 6/10, feet 1/10, massage 5/10, shower together (for extra money) 1/10 short change on time 1/10.
Overall big negative