Mistress Kirsty Love - adultwork

[geordieladcbe]

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Now has a profile as busty-blonde-kirsty

Just seen Kirsty & after seeing lots of girls can safely say she is by far the worst punt of my life, con artist, attitude problem & very very immature.

So she doesn't do sex for £40 for 15 mins & expects you to already to know this, after my booking I still cant confirm how much she charges for sex because of her child like attitude
1) Profile does not say she does not offer sex for £40
2) she didn't mention on the phone when 15mins was booked that she does not offer sex for £40
3) she didn't mention via text when giving postcode
4) she didn't mention when asking for money

So after collecting money she asks "what I would like?" I reply "sex" she jokingly says I don't do sex for £40, I laughed & we moved onto blowjob, she complemented me saying how much of a nice guy I am, after a couple on minutes I am ready for sex & she states she doesn't offer sex for £40 so I am not interested in continuing a blowjob whist wearing a condom, she says it explains in her profile she does not offer sex for £40 & also sent me a text stating that, I double check my text messages, both of which are lies, I leave within a few minutes rather annoyed, she then has the nerve to start texting me goading me as if I've just come off the last banana boat with "I'm sorry u had a bad experience but did u really expect sex in 15mins for 40 pound?" & "I'm sorry u didn't ask what service ud get for £40"

She also sent me a text saying she would not see me again after my attitude & storming out & is blocking my number after I tried to reply in an adult sensible manner to her texts.

[portable]

To be fair, full service in 15 min is rare, BUT since it's £40 -close to the average 30 min rate- I can see the confusion. No idea why she lied about the text that she didn't send. Probably just said it in the heat of the moment, although that's pushing the blame on you for something she did wrong.

Personally I think both parties could have handled the situation a little better. You could have just gone with the flow and got what you could, or maybe popped out to get more cash for a 30 min appointment, (though that'd kill the mood). Or she could have just made an exception for the sake of a 15 min appointment, but such is life. Not having a go at you at all, just trying to consider the situation from both sides.

Incidentally, I'm not sure why her rates are £59 and £99 on her profile. Would you get £1 change?

Seems like she's a little all over the place, which is a shame because she scrubs up nicely and has boobs for days. If she offered GFE including OWO at £50 for 30 mins and I'd be tempted to be honest.

[themademan2]

To be fair, full service in 15 min is rare, BUT since it's £40 -close to the average 30 min rate- I can see the confusion. No idea why she lied about the text that she didn't send. Probably just said it in the heat of the moment, although that's pushing the blame on you for something she did wrong.

Personally I think both parties could have handled the situation a little better. You could have just gone with the flow and got what you could, or maybe popped out to get more cash for a 30 min appointment, (though that'd kill the mood). Or she could have just made an exception for the sake of a 15 min appointment, but such is life. Not having a go at you at all, just trying to consider the situation from both sides.

Incidentally, I'm not sure why her rates are £59 and £99 on her profile. Would you get £1 change?

Seems like she's a little all over the place, which is a shame because she scrubs up nicely and has boobs for days. If she offered GFE including OWO at £50 for 30 mins and I'd be tempted to be honest.

She's a con artist. End of story. No mention on profile about no sex in 15 min session. Pricing strategy is like a cowboy outfit... 1 hour could either cost £85, £89 or £99. She really is thick as pig shit

[portable]

She's a con artist. End of story. No mention on profile about no sex in 15 min session. Pricing strategy is like a cowboy outfit... 1 hour could either cost £85, £89 or £99. She really is thick as pig shit

She seems have a standard rate of £99, and the £89 is a "special offer" £85 is maybe a typo, which is easy to make when you're dicking around with strange numbers like she is.

Not totally disagreeing with you on her being a "con artist". I assume she's doing it show that she shows up in searches for "less than £60 30 mins, less than £100 per hour" but then surely the guy searching that would just dismiss her once he noticed her actual price? Kind of shooting herself in the foot because that slightly conniving mentality shows through, and speaks volumes.

As I said earlier on in the thread relating to the initial review it just seems she wants to have her cake and eat it so to speak. She likes the idea of being an escort more than actually doing it. Starting with a duo partner for example might show she's probably nervous about meeting potentially violent guys?

Personally, I'm on the fence about her. People can change in time. Maybe she'll take a look at the more established, well known local indies (like Brooke, Rosina etc) and start to become more professional. Hope she offers their services too, but that's just wishful thinking on my part. Likewise, she might get worse. Maybe takes these threads too much to heart, and instead of learning something, just uses it to justify her current mentality of looking down on guys?

[mistresskristina]

im really sad to see this review come back up partly because i personaly have nothing but good reviews and it seems that again i am now implacated in this because rather than another  review you have used the old one which was dealt with. I met you for a second and hand nothing at all to do with the booking it just seems very unjust Im sorry for your experiance but it had nothing to do with me

[themademan2]

im really sad to see this review come back up partly because i personaly have nothing but good reviews and it seems that again i am now implacated in this because rather than another  review you have used the old one which was dealt with. I met you for a second and hand nothing at all to do with the booking it just seems very unjust Im sorry for your experiance but it had nothing to do with me

I don't think your the problem, it's your side kick that's the problem

[mistresskristina]

well i am glad people can see that i was really upset about this review and would like to think that it was a case of crossed wires but this is how i make a living and im looking like a pudding again xx

[themademan2]

well i am glad people can see that i was really upset about this review and would like to think that it was a case of crossed wires but this is how i make a living and im looking like a pudding again xx

You want to tell your side kick to buck up her ideas or get out of the business, otherwise she will drag u down too

[stanleyjohn]

Gotta say I am surprised I met them both last month and loved it, was great fun but then again I am a big tit man and boy does Kirsty have some big tits, thought they were really friendly and totally genuine. Agree their prices are confusing but I really enjoyed my time there. Gave her good feedback on AW.  Personally think she is stunning but every one is different-thankfully.

[portable]

boy does Kirsty have some big tits, thought they were really friendly and totally genuine.

Good to hear. I'm sick of those moody, fake boobs.

 

[geordieladcbe]

im really sad to see this review come back up partly because i personaly have nothing but good reviews and it seems that again i am now implacated in this because rather than another  review you have used the old one which was dealt with. I met you for a second and hand nothing at all to do with the booking it just seems very unjust Im sorry for your experiance but it had nothing to do with me

The review is 100% justified! You took £40 without a care in the world what service I would request and gave a very poor service, Your profile does not explain that there are hidden extras, nor did you take any time to tell me in person before cash was taken. Also afterwards while texting your attitude towards me, the ukpunting forum and resolving any problem was immature. I only had 15 mins so the cost was not an issue for me being despite one of your texts later goading me saying "what did you expect for a measley £40?", If that is your attitude you could just as easily been charging £100 for 15 minutes and reply 'what do you expect for 15 minutes?' I don't believe at all that you had nothing to do with the booking and I think it is yet another lie from you in the same way you lied about your profile and text to me.

I don't know where these good reviews are that you claim to have? Maybe you are a nice girl but I would suggest that you need to get your house in order and be a bit more 'up front' about the pricing and services you offer, if you were more clear about services you offered then I may well have been a good regular customer for you, there are lots and lots of girls who offer full service for 15 minutes, take responsibility and be accountable for your own actions instead of blaming others or your just gonna keep getting labelled as a con artist.

[themademan2]

You got your wires crossed... Mistress kristina is the goody, miss Kirsty love is the baddy, she swindles u and rips u off. Mistress kristina just peeved off because the comments are added to a duo thread, and cause her mate ripped u off, she's getting her name dragged down for it. If anything, mistress kristina should ditch working with this con artist

[geordieladcbe]

You got your wires crossed... Mistress kristina is the goody, miss Kirsty love is the baddy, she swindles u and rips u off. Mistress kristina just peeved off because the comments are added to a duo thread, and cause her mate ripped u off, she's getting her name dragged down for it. If anything, mistress kristina should ditch working with this con artist

Ah yeah ya right mademan. I just assumed that it was Kirsty replying. Sorry Kristina, my bad review is based on my visit with Kirsty and at no time did I have a problem with you.

[Cornish sub]

Maybe Kristina should change her name to something totally different; when reading reams of posts in a thread like this, it's easy to mix up Kristina and Kirsty and lose track of which one's being discussed. Thank fuck the OP didn't have a 3 girl meeting with the other escort he mentioned in his op - Katrina. How confusing would that make this thread - Kirsten, Kristina and Katrina.

[Cornish sub]

Actually, I've just re-read the OP's op and he says it was Kirsty and Katrina he met, yet gives Kirsty and Kristina's links at the end of the review. So OP, who the fuck did you actually see, Kirsty and Katrina or Kirsty and Kristina?

[mistresskristina]

Lol I can see why wires get crossed but Kristina Is my name lol

[Cornish sub]

Lol I can see why wires get crossed but Kristina Is my name lol

So who's Katrina then? Does she actually exist or is it just that the OP made a mistake by referring to you as Katrina throughout his review?

[mistresskristina]

Yes it was a typo the bloke and I have now seen each other a few times he's a great guy and I really look forward to our appointments. I like to think I'm good at what I do and we sorted the original issue out it honestly was a case of crossed wires and as you can see from his other reviews of me I'm no con artist like people said I was really upset he was unhappy and if people do have a problem I'm always happy to try and resolve it

[themademan2]

Yes it was a typo the bloke and I have now seen each other a few times he's a great guy and I really look forward to our appointments. I like to think I'm good at what I do and we sorted the original issue out it honestly was a case of crossed wires and as you can see from his other reviews of me I'm no con artist like people said I was really upset he was unhappy and if people do have a problem I'm always happy to try and resolve it

Why's your side kick the complete opposite?

[James999]

I'm always happy to try and resolve it

Right then, could I suggest Free blowies to all those that want them just to show your sincerity 

[mistresskristina]

Lol you could but would be disappointed with the answer hehe 
And as for Kirsty she is my best friend and I'm not trying to justify what happened but she has had a really bad time lately I think she is just not herself.

[Metal Geek]

Yes sorry for the confusion guys, it was Kristina NOT Katrina. At the time all my comms had been with Kirsty and it was only at the last minute she suggested a duo with Kristina - easy to mix the names up.

As Kristina said we've met a number of times since, and I have another booking tomorrow - she's very addictive She's also a lovely girl and had nothing to do with the original booking so didn't know what I'd agreed with Kirsty and wasn't responsible for the subsequent mix-up, and yet she was the one to offer to make it up to me with a free booking.

[Cornish sub]

Lol you could but would be disappointed with the answer hehe 
And as for Kirsty she is my best friend and I'm not trying to justify what happened but she has had a really bad time lately I think she is just not herself.

Well she should take time out, stop working till she IS herself again, rather than taking punters' money and giving them a poor service.

[James999]

Lol you could but would be disappointed with the answer hehe 

I wouldn't be disappointed as I/m not into big birds 

As for your m"mate" perhaps she needs a carer change, something to match her skills, can she wash cars?

[Metal Geek]

And my final word on this, I do believe that you could have a very good time with Kirsty if it's absolutely clear what you're asking for in your booking. She seems a nice enough lass, good looking, and amazing boobs - biggest natural boobs I've come across (literally ). My negative was based on the communication and how she handled the mix-up subsequently, that's all, I didn't get what I agreed with Kirsty so I felt I had to leave a negative review even though you could argue I should have been more assertive myself - but that's just not me unfortunately.

[geordieladcbe]

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My negative review for Kirsty is 100% justified, still stands and I would strongly advise against any potential punter making a booking with her, she is a con artist and has a really bad attitude. There are plenty of girls on here with very good reviews.

[stanleyjohn]

I had a great punt with her last month and am gonna have another go either this week or next, found her spot on, no owo or cim but those tits !!

[geordieladcbe]

I had a great punt with her last month and am gonna have another go either this week or next, found her spot on, no owo or cim but those tits !!

That's great StanleyJohn, I just hope you never have any disagreement with her as she will act like a child, she won't take ya booking and have you barred from the phone quicker than you can say 'would you like to compromise?'

[stanleyjohn]

I will post a review after the punt.

[geordieladcbe]

I will post a review after the punt.

Good for you john but that doesn't take away the fact that her attitude towards me was disgusting and totally unacceptable. You had a great time with her I get it, I get along with 99% of WG's, I'm a nice guy and don't think I deserve to be treated like a mug the way she treated me, she took my money without a care for what I would like and made no attempt to resolve the situation other than to give me abusive text messages.

[stanleyjohn]

I fully accept you had a bad time, we all have at one time or another, doesn't matter whether its a WG or Marks and Spencer, sometimes you get bad customer service. We all have bad days.

[geordieladcbe]

I fully accept you had a bad time, we all have at one time or another, doesn't matter whether its a WG or Marks and Spencer, sometimes you get bad customer service. We all have bad days.

I don't shop at Marks and Spencer but I will now if their staff are offering quickies in the changing rooms!?!  Pmsl ;-) Besides I'm sure they give out receipts & refunds in retail. She is hardly having a bad day tho when she didn't feel like making amends on a different day and blocks my number on her phone, she's happy just to take my money, offer a poor service and sit on her arse and do nothing about it.

[chesterlad]

Strange pricing for this industry - £59, £89 or £99 - wouldn't know whether to wait for £1 change or give it as a tip, like you do with your takeaway, hairdresser or taxi fare?

[geordieladcbe]

So I thought it would be an interesting subject to compare other WG's in the North East with the criteria of natural large breasts (minimum of EE) and pretty looks to see how they compete with the terrible service Kirsty offers. I've seen a fair few and have had some really good experiences so here's a quick summary,

Savannah - External Link/Members Only

I've seen Savannah, think it was £30 for 15mins which just shows what such good value she is, she is fairly local to me, texts were exchanged, flat was easy to find with lots of parking spaces, flat is nice and clean, she is very pretty, lovely body, friendly, talkative and a good shag, apparently she does threesomes with keeva too.

BlondeBabeHoney - External Link/Members Only

I've seen Blondie twice now £50 for 30mins, another very pretty girl at a reasonable rate, body to die for and perfect GFE, easy to talk to, flat is easy to find with plenty of parking, she gives the best blowjob I've ever had, she let me facefuck her and swallowed my load. I'll deffo be booking again, looking forward to giving her a good shag next time.

Lala -  External Link/Members Only

Seen Lala only once so far but can't wait to see her again, £40 for 15 mins and it was paradise from start to finish, very pretty, amazing body, friendly, amazing blowjob and fucked her doggy in front of the mirror.

DirtyDionne - External Link/Members Only

Booked her for £70 for 30 mins and was worth every penny, very pretty, nice body, she lay down on her back and gave me a titty wank while sucking my cock and then swallowed all of my load, she then let me fuck her doggy style, she was really into it, bucking back and moaning, she also does threesomes with various girls. Can't wait to book her again.

Astin - External Link/Members Only

£60 for 30 mins, perfect milf, pretty, nice body, friendly, nice flat, fucked her doggy. I would deffo see her again.

Girls I would like to see in the near future

1) Jadep123 -  External Link/Members Only
2) JustineDouleur - External Link/Members Only
3) DirtyBlonde1990 - External Link/Members Only
4) Samantha36H -  External Link/Members Only
5) BustyJess -  External Link/Members Only
6) InsatiableIsobel - External Link/Members Only
7) LizLeigh -  External Link/Members Only

[portable]

Lala -  External Link/Members Only

Seen Lala only once so far but can't wait to see her again, £40 for 15 mins and it was paradise from start to finish, very pretty, amazing body, friendly, amazing blowjob and fucked her doggy in front of the mirror.

 

[namaste]

So I thought it would be an interesting subject to compare other WG's in the North East with the criteria of natural large breasts (minimum of EE) and pretty looks to see how they compete with the terrible service Kirsty offers. I've seen a fair few and have had some really good experiences so here's a quick summary,

Savannah - External Link/Members Only

I've seen Savannah, think it was £30 for 15mins which just shows what such good value she is, she is fairly local to me, texts were exchanged, flat was easy to find with lots of parking spaces, flat is nice and clean, she is very pretty, lovely body, friendly, talkative and a good shag, apparently she does threesomes with keeva too.

BlondeBabeHoney - External Link/Members Only

I've seen Blondie twice now £50 for 30mins, another very pretty girl at a reasonable rate, body to die for and perfect GFE, easy to talk to, flat is easy to find with plenty of parking, she gives the best blowjob I've ever had, she let me facefuck her and swallowed my load. I'll deffo be booking again, looking forward to giving her a good shag next time.

Lala -  External Link/Members Only

Seen Lala only once so far but can't wait to see her again, £40 for 15 mins and it was paradise from start to finish, very pretty, amazing body, friendly, amazing blowjob and fucked her doggy in front of the mirror.

DirtyDionne - External Link/Members Only

Booked her for £70 for 30 mins and was worth every penny, very pretty, nice body, she lay down on her back and gave me a titty wank while sucking my cock and then swallowed all of my load, she then let me fuck her doggy style, she was really into it, bucking back and moaning, she also does threesomes with various girls. Can't wait to book her again.

Astin - External Link/Members Only

£60 for 30 mins, perfect milf, pretty, nice body, friendly, nice flat, fucked her doggy. I would deffo see her again.

Girls I would like to see in the near future

1) Jadep123 -  External Link/Members Only
2) JustineDouleur - External Link/Members Only
3) DirtyBlonde1990 - External Link/Members Only
4) Samantha36H -  External Link/Members Only
5) BustyJess -  External Link/Members Only
6) InsatiableIsobel - External Link/Members Only
7) LizLeigh -  External Link/Members Only

Justine Douleur is showing as location as Australia. Did she used to be here and I have been an idiot for not seeing her?

[johnny34]

Justine Douleur is showing as location as Australia. Did she used to be here and I have been an idiot for not seeing her?

She was here until recently. Shes gone travelling for a while but probably back xmas/new year.

[Glynathon]

Having seen Kirsty a few times myself I can say I've never had a problem with her found her very friendly very beautiful and those boobs are to die for all in all an amazing meet with an amazing lady

[themademan2]

Got to say that Kirsty is looking very hot in her new profile pics. Also notice the new surname too!