Author Topic: Hot xxx Natalie Chigwell / Woodford  (Read 4917 times)


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Offline latrell

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Well reviewed Lady - Positive Punt

Comms

Excellent comms - booked a week in advance, initial reply came after about an hour to confirm date and time and enquire on any outfit requests. A few messages sent the day before the meet to confirm and finally a text to confirm location once nearby. All messages dealt with via WhatsApp.  Natalie then calls to guide you into the location with clear instructions.

Location

She works from a large hotel in Chigwell/Woodford. Room is clean and fit for purpose. Clean good bathroom and shower cubicle well stocked.  Room itself is large - No complaints whatsoever.

Appearance

Just like the multiple pictures on her profile, you know what you’re going to get with this one.  Pretty face great body with massive bangers that are begging to be released and fondled.  Natalie is very sweet, and keen to ensure you have an enjoyable time. She was dressed in a sexy blue jump suit which shows off her curves beautifully and which was requested by me.

The Meet

Once inside the venue, Natalie guides you over the phone on how to get to her room.  Usual behind the door trick and once in the room greeted by a 5ft 8 curvy tanned milf and wasn’t disappointed with what I saw.
On coming out of the bathroom she was stood waiting and asked how I wanted to begin. She dropped straight to her knees with me stood over her and began to suck away. I moved her hair out the way so I can admire her stunning face and lips.
Nat then started an oiled hand massage over my back, shoulders and upper arms. It was properly professional (she’s clearly had training) and relaxing , varying between firm and soft, strokes and slides, squeezes and kneading … interspersing sensual caresses and featherlight scratches. Nat alternated between straddling either thigh, such that I could feel the stubble of her shaved pussy against my hamstrings and her knee intermittently touch up against my balls.
At some stage, Nat kneeled inbetween my spread-eagled legs, and continued her excellent oily massage, now down from my back and over my glutes, thighs, legs and heels. She’d send a tingle up my spine, everytime she gently stroked a oily finger up along my undershaft, over the middle of my sack, across my gooch and along my crack. I could’ve laid there for hours!
Next came the B2B, and Nat oiled up her bangin’ baps, and swirled and slipped their softness all over my back, ass and thighs. It’s a shame I couldn’t watch her do this in a mirror, as I’m sure her body would’ve been mesmerizing as it snaked all over me. During B2B, Nat also rhythmically ground her pussy over my thighs and butt … and at some point she simply lay totally flat over me, matching my prone posture exactly, and allowing me to rest with the heat of her oily pussy pressed into my ass.
Nat then slid up my back to whisper, “Time to turn around.” I clumsily rolled over onto my back, and saw my glistening erection pulsing away. Nat noticed this too, and skillfully then commenced oiling up my thighs, stomach and chest, and calmed me further with her roving and rolling hands. But not for long … She sat back and kneeled between my thighs, and resumed her lingam massage. Now that I could see her as well as feel her, everything was all the more intense. Seeing her kneeling nudity, cupping and caressing my vertical shaft, staring at her worshipful work … so beautiful.
Nat soon leaned forward over me on all fours, allowing her hooters to hang either side of my cock, which then nestled in a brilliant Bombay roll … all the more stimulating as I at last got hold of those terrific tits, and wanked myself in that killer cleavage. I stoped as came close, and asked her to B2B my front. She dutifully lay on top of me, chest against chest, and allowed my cock to slip into her oiled thigh gap … after some body swirls and slides, I wrapped my arms around her and stopped her moving … we stayed still for a minute, and I loved just holding her tight and kissing her neck.
Uncoupling from my embrace, Nat rose back on to all fours over my cock. Her right hand then started a slow but purposeful wank … while her face and neck were just to the side of my cock. Next there were squeezes, slides, caresses, scratches … head, shaft, balls, gooch all involved.
Feeling up for a shag now so we got the condom on me, and fucked missionary so I could see her face, kiss her, and suck her mammoth jiggling boobies. I made it over the line and spunked a 4 day load on her oily shiny tits, ably assisted by Natalie's dirty-slut talk. Very enjoyable. Cleaned up, a chat,a bit more fooling around, shower and done.

No rush. Natalie slipped into a robe and chatted as I dressed. I said my goodbyes and left.

Top woman, lovely body, seemed genuinely interested in giving me what I wanted and in providing a superlative service, so an excellent SP, amazing vfm - and of course those tits. At the top of my top 3 punts

10/10 for Natalie - I will be back, God willing, to get to again cover her in oil, and cum on her KKs.
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I’ve been waiting for her to tour somewhere in the southwest for so long :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline tantraman

Ah, latrell, if you're gonna copy someone's homework, at least have the sense to change the words :dash: ... this 'review' would appear to be pretence ...

Nat then started an oiled hand massage over my back, shoulders and upper arms. It was properly professional (she’s clearly had training) and relaxing , varying between firm and soft, strokes and slides, squeezes and kneading … interspersing sensual caresses and featherlight scratches. Nat alternated between straddling either thigh, such that I could feel the stubble of her shaved pussy against my hamstrings and her knee intermittently touch up against my balls.
At some stage, Nat kneeled inbetween my spread-eagled legs, and continued her excellent oily massage, now down from my back and over my glutes, thighs, legs and heels. She’d send a tingle up my spine, everytime she gently stroked a oily finger up along my undershaft, over the middle of my sack, across my gooch and along my crack. I could’ve laid there for hours!
Next came the B2B, and Nat oiled up her bangin’ baps, and swirled and slipped their softness all over my back, ass and thighs. It’s a shame I couldn’t watch her do this in a mirror, as I’m sure her body would’ve been mesmerizing as it snaked all over me. During B2B, Nat also rhythmically ground her pussy over my thighs and butt … and at some point she simply lay totally flat over me, matching my prone posture exactly, and allowing me to rest with the heat of her oily pussy pressed into my ass.
Nat then slid up my back to whisper, “Time to turn around.” I clumsily rolled over onto my back, and saw my glistening erection pulsing away. Nat noticed this too, and skillfully then commenced oiling up my thighs, stomach and chest, and calmed me further with her roving and rolling hands. But not for long … She sat back and kneeled between my thighs, and resumed her lingam massage. Now that I could see her as well as feel her, everything was all the more intense. Seeing her kneeling nudity, cupping and caressing my vertical shaft, staring at her worshipful work … so beautiful.
Nat soon leaned forward over me on all fours, allowing her hooters to hang either side of my cock, which then nestled in a brilliant Bombay roll … all the more stimulating as I at last got hold of those terrific tits, and wanked myself in that killer cleavage. I stoped as came close, and asked her to B2B my front. She dutifully lay on top of me, chest against chest, and allowed my cock to slip into her oiled thigh gap … after some body swirls and slides, I wrapped my arms around her and stopped her moving … we stayed still for a minute, and I loved just holding her tight and kissing her neck.
Uncoupling from my embrace, Nat rose back on to all fours over my cock. Her right hand then started a slow but purposeful wank … while her face and neck were just to the side of my cock. Next there were squeezes, slides, caresses, scratches … head, shaft, balls, gooch all involved.

... considering that you've shamelessly lifted my spiel on Kendra from Aug 2017 :thumbsdown: ...

Kendra started an oiled hand massage over my back, shoulders and upper arms. It was properly professional (she’s clearly had training, and indeed has worked as a professional masseuse) and relaxing … varying between firm and soft, strokes and slides, squeezes and kneading … interspersing sensual caresses and featherlight scratches. Kendra alternated between straddling either thigh, such that I could feel the stubble of her shaved pussy against my hamstrings and her knee intermittently touch up against my balls.
At some stage, Kendra kneeled inbetween my spread-eagled legs, and continued her excellent oily massage, now down from my back and over my glutes, thighs, legs and heels. She’d send a tingle up my spine, everytime she gently stroked a oily finger up along my undershaft, over the middle of my taut sac, across my gooch and along my crack. I could’ve laid there for hours!
Next came the B2B, and Kendra oiled up her bangin’ baps, and sinuously swirled and slipped their softness all over my back, ass and thighs. It’s a shame I couldn’t watch her do this in a mirror, as I’m sure her body would’ve been mesmerizing as it snaked all over me. During B2B, Kendra also rhythmically ground her pussy over my thighs and butt … and at some point she simply lay totally flat over me, matching my prone posture exactly, and allowing me to rest with the heat of her oily pussy pressed into my ass.
Kendra eventually sat back up inbetween my splayed legs, and now began her lingam massage. This was … in a word … heavenly! I know FBSM guys will understand. Apart from the usual CC swipes and reach-unders, Kendra had me squirming in her oiled hands, as they more or less edged me to unbearableness! I had to muffle my ever-louder moans by burying my face in the pillow. Close to climax, Kendra slid up my back to whisper, “Time to turn around.”
I clumsily rolled over onto my back, and saw my glistening erection pulsing away, sort of internally ejaculating. Kendra noticed this too, and skillfully and tightly squeezed the base of my shaft between two fingers, whilst yanking my sac downward. Whatever that technique, it calmed my throbbing cock down, and brought me back from the edge. She then commenced oiling up my thighs, stomach and chest, and calmed me further with her roving and rolling hands. But not for long … Kendra sat back and kneeled between my thighs, and resumed her lingam massage. Now that I could see her as well as feel her, everything was all the more intense. Seeing her kneeling nudity, cupping and caressing my vertical shaft, staring serenely at her worshipful work … so beautiful. Demi Moore in that notorious phallic pottery scene from Ghost also popped into my mind!
Kendra soon leaned forward over me on all fours, allowing her hooters to hang either side of my cock, which then nestled in a brilliant Bombay roll … all the more stimulating as I at last got hold of those terrific tits, and wanked myself in that killer cleavage. I ceased as I yet again came close, and asked Kendra to B2B my front. She dutifully lay on top of me, chest against chest, and allowed my cock to slip into her oiled thigh gap … after some body swirls and slides, I wrapped my arms around Kendra and stopped her moving … we stayed still for a minute, and I loved just holding her tight and kissing her neck.
Uncoupling from my embrace, Kendra rose back on to all fours over my cock. Her right hand then started a slow but purposeful wank … while her face and neck were just to side of my cock. Kendra breathed and blew up-and-down along that side of my shaft in opposite concert of her right hand rolling down-and-up. There were squeezes, slides, caresses, scratches … head, shaft, balls, gooch all involved.

What's the point of this? :unknown:

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She is stunning 🤩 seen her a couple of times
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Ah, latrell, if you're gonna copy someone's homework, at least have the sense to change the words :dash: ... this 'review' would appear to be pretence ...

... considering that you've shamelessly lifted my spiel on Kendra from Aug 2017 :thumbsdown: ...

What's the point of this? :unknown:

This is bonkers from op wtf smh

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Nat soon leaned forward over me on all fours, allowing her hooters to hang either side of my cock, which then nestled in a brilliant Bombay roll

@tm

I noticed bombay & was thinking this is your trade-mark phrase
I didnt notice the rest of the copied review, you must have been thinking this sounds familiar .... wait a minute
It might be acceptable using Bombay to phrase something like
"it was a perfect tit-wank, the only way i could describe it would be a Bombay roll as coined by @tm.  I do hope this is ok", thanks blah blah 

Plagiarism is everywhere books social media etc
Usually people extract small sections, words, a theme
For example various UKPers [me included tho i prefer rackage] use chebbage, its just fine & draws in UKPers who might not have paid attention [when previously allowed on review subject lines etc] 
Not copying the whole 9 yards
& using this on the same website WTF  :dash:

I used 'not so bigus dickus rides again LOL' as a review subject line after a while on sabbatical
However this was a nod to @BigusDickus who originated riding :hi:

IMO the OP has engaged in conduct unbecoming on UKP
@latrell couldn't do any lateral thinking if his life depended on it
I've never seen anything like it on here
IMO it goes against the ethos & MO of UKP
What a 1st class cunt
I do hope that the higher-ups @ UKP take a suitably dim view as well

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Oh dear, it would appear that latrell is a repeat plagiarist.

UKP management might also want to have a look at his other reviews, two more of which are clearly lifted from other reviews.

1.

This review of Ryna_Belle in Colchester https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=179933.msg1898087#msg1898087

Is an almost identical copy of a review of Sexychesirelouise Glasgow posted four days earlier - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1889187

2.

His review of Linda Mercedes https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=409001.0

Is mostly stolen from the review of Linda by mitrapanu from 5 years earlier https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=2650696


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Oh dear, it would appear that latrell is a repeat plagiarist.

UKP management might also want to have a look at his other reviews, two more of which are clearly lifted from other reviews.

1.

This review of Ryna_Belle in Colchester https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=179933.msg1898087#msg1898087

Is an almost identical copy of a review of Sexychesirelouise Glasgow posted four days earlier - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1889187

2.

His review of Linda Mercedes https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=409001.0

Is mostly stolen from the review of Linda by mitrapanu from 5 years earlier https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=2650696

Morse would not just be proud, he'd be very proud :hi:

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At the top of my top 3 punts

You're only on a grand total of five  :rolleyes:
I'm pretty sure that H XXX N would be horrified not being top of such a limited review count
She;s in my top 5, then again i am on ton up & some
The question which strikes me is have you done any actual punts or have you pieced your reviews together from other reviews & posts ?

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We can only wait for the OP to login and explain himself, which he really needs to do.

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I have seen every lady I have reviewed. Apologies for taking parts of other reviews. I hold my hands up, I'm not good at writing essays. From now on I'll keep my reviews short in a few sentences. Hope that clears things up
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Im sure one of the Mods can reach out to Nat who will confirm that I've seen her many times. Also, on AW you can see we've left feedback for each other...
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Offline tantraman

Apologies accepted, latrell :hi:

... Apologies for taking parts of other reviews. I hold my hands up, I'm not good at writing essays ...

... no-one expects essays; we just expect honest reporting ... you copying verbatim others' words makes it tricky to trust your reviews; going forward, I look forward to your own work on here.

:drinks:

« Last Edit: November 23, 2024, 06:36:25 pm by tantraman »

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Apologies accepted, latrell :hi:

... no-one expects essays; we just expect honest reporting ... you copying verbatim others' words makes it tricky to trust your reviews; going forward, I look forward to your own work on here.

:drinks:

Being magnanimous is a quality to have
Lateral thinking should think himself lucky & as a tip perhaps he shouldn't use Princess on here  ;)

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Oh dear, it would appear that latrell is a repeat plagiarist.

UKP management might also want to have a look at his other reviews, two more of which are clearly lifted from other reviews.

1.

This review of Ryna_Belle in Colchester https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=179933.msg1898087#msg1898087

Is an almost identical copy of a review of Sexychesirelouise Glasgow posted four days earlier - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1889187

2.

His review of Linda Mercedes https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=409001.0

Is mostly stolen from the review of Linda by mitrapanu from 5 years earlier https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=2650696

What the actual fuck? What's wrong with him?

The OP needs to be banned.

I have seen every lady I have reviewed. Apologies for taking parts of other reviews. I hold my hands up, I'm not good at writing essays. From now on I'll keep my reviews short in a few sentences. Hope that clears things up

You only copied a few sentences from the Ryna_Belle review. So that rules out that argument.
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Offline webpunter

What the actual fuck? What's wrong with him?

The OP needs to be banned.

You only copied a few sentences from the Ryna_Belle review. So that rules out that argument.

I was being polite when i responded to @tm's post
I'm on the same page as you, see my previous posts
The mods have more than enuf on their plate without having to deal with UKPers like this one checking stuff going forward, ad-infinitum
IMO its the principle of the matter
& to set down a marker
There's all sorts on here, some of which we can have some fun with along the way, this UKPer is beyond it
As to whats wrong with him, i dont give a monkeys arse
We need to wait to see what the higher-ups deem is appropriate

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I was being polite when i responded to @tm's post
I'm on the same page as you, see my previous posts
The mods have more than enuf on their plate without having to deal with UKPers like this one checking stuff going forward, ad-infinitum
IMO its the principle of the matter
& to set down a marker
There's all sorts on here, some of which we can have some fun with along the way, this UKPer is beyond it
As to whats wrong with him, i dont give a monkeys arse
We need to wait to see what the higher-ups deem is appropriate

He needs banning ASAP:

The OP has also copied Comms, location and appearance from this review of the same girl: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=379768.msg3878392#msg3878392
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The OP has also copied Comms, location and appearance from this review of the same girl: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=379768.msg3878392#msg3878392

... oh dear :( ...

Comms

Excellent comms - booked a week in advance, initial reply came after about an hour to confirm date and time and enquire on any outfit requests.  A few message sent the day before the meet to confirm and finally a text to confirm location once nearby.  All messages dealt with via WhatsApp.  Natalie then calls to guide you into the location.

Location

She works from a large hotel in Chigwell/Woodford. Room is off the beaten track clean and fit for purpose.  Clean good bathroom and shower cubicle well stocked with essential.  Room itself is large - No complaints whatsoever.

Appearance

just like the multiple pictures and videos online you know what you’re going to get with this one.  Pretty face great body with massive bangers that are begging to be released and fondled.  Natalie is very sweet, and keen to ensure you have an enjoyable time.

Offline webpunter

... oh dear :( ...

I'm assuming that any feelings of being magnanimous are evaporating
Its like whichever person in the media it is gets collared & new stuff just keeps coming

Tho only five reviews is a limiting factor
If a prolific reviewer it could be Fayed esque [not what he did got up to, rather the drip drip of stuff as links made], see what turns up over the next few days

Oh dear indeed ...

Offline tantraman

Oh dear indeed ...

... Iloveoral has rightly sent latrell to the latrine, as posted on his other plagiarized review ...

I’ve never know 2 punts exactly the same.
Why would you rob the content from another review, it’s nothing to do with having to write a long essay.
All we want is the info to make a decision on if she’s worth seeing and services YOU have received, not another member.

I doubt you’ve even met the last 2 girls you’ve “reviewed”