Jasmine Thai Cutie, Leicester

[Charliehutton]

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I daresay she's a few years older than her profile age of 26, but not enough for it to matter. Attractive - albeit wearing lots of make-up, which is fine by me - with a beautifully proportioned body, soft and womanly without a hint of fat; a generous, shapely arse matched by equally generous tits, lovely and firm, and natural, I think. Nipples like the proverbial chapel hatpegs. Plenty of ink, but mainly covered by her hair. Very, very desirable, all in all.

She's a really nice girl, too; bright, friendly, responsive, clearly happy in her work and eager to please from the start. Everything you want in a Thai girl, or any girl, come to that.

Compared to the recent adventures of Toxdan and MotC at Directors Lodge this was all very vanilla, but delightful nonetheless; some quality time suckling away at those tits and exploring her whole body, followed by RO from front and rear, rimming (me on her), covered oral, 69, heels-to-heaven mish, doggy style and a session of ILO's 'speedbump' to finish in the bag. Marvellous!

This was in the place at the opposite end of Gwendoline Road from the General; it looks so shabby from the outside but inside it's ok, and they seem to have consistently nice girls there. For half an hour I paid £70, and left with a spring in my step. Very good indeed.

[versace]

Good review. Don’t sell yourself short CH. My top 5 best punts of all time have all been while being sober. And I’ve taken loads of shite over the years. But nothing and I do mean nothing beats a clean and sober release imo. Once you realise this you are so much better off. Just my 2 cents.

[scouting]

Good review. Don’t sell yourself short CH. My top 5 best punts of all time have all been while being sober. And I’ve taken loads of shite over the years. But nothing and I do mean nothing beats a clean and sober release imo. Once you realise this you are so much better off. Just my 2 cents.

Have I missed something here? How do you derive that Charlie was other than sober?

[versace]

Charlie was down playing this review and referring to MotC recent review where he was sniffing poppers etc.

I was just reassuring him that he doesn’t need all that shite to have a good time. Just the opposite in fact.

[scouting]

Charlie was down playing this review and referring to MotC recent review where he was sniffing poppers etc.

I was just reassuring him that he doesn’t need all that shite to have a good time. Just the opposite in fact.

Gotcha - understood 

[RogerBoner]

I agree with versace. Sex is much better when completely sober for me. But I do enjoy reading MOTC's debauched exploits. Nice one Charlie, you've entered UKPunting lore with the heels to heaven trademark. In fact I think of Private Godfrey whenever I copy your position, it doesn't put me off my stroke 

[Charliehutton]

Charlie was down playing this review and referring to MotC recent review where he was sniffing poppers etc.

I was just reassuring him that he doesn’t need all that shite to have a good time. Just the opposite in fact.

Thank you, Mr V, I wasn't quite sure where you were heading with your initial response, either.

I wasn't trying to downplay the review by the way, I'm just conscious of waffling on a bit sometimes, so I just tried to keep it brief and to the point.

It's thanks to reading MotC's reviews that I think I know what a popper is now; I wouldn't know one if I saw one, but at least I'd know I wasn't meant to shove it up my arse.

[Charliehutton]

In fact I think of Private Godfrey whenever I copy your position, it doesn't put me off my stroke 

  A splendid way to stave off any threat of premature ejaculation, I should think, Roger!