External Link/Members OnlyMet Alana Honey a week or so ago.
I saw the neutral review on here, but had forgotten about it when she texted back to me.
I had enquired about her service and she replied with a lot of extras: Kissing +20, owo +20, 69 +30. I said, NO, too expensive.
She replied she'd do owo and kissing, both for in total only +10, 'in case I'd be clean'.

She said it was her answering the text, not her maid. I wanted to avoid I'd arrive and services would be all refused because someone else had dealt with the communication.
What did I do? Stupid me, I went.
Location: Newer apartment close to Hayes train station. Securitywise, two gates to ring the bell and get through.
The girl:Yeah, I think that's her. She had a lovely smile on her face. open and chatty.
The meetingAt arrival, all was agreed. I hadn't explicitly checked on 69, it somehow slipped through with a 'sort of yes'.
Handed over 80 for 30min, including kissing and owo at least.
She pointed to the bed, got undressed, a non-sensual start.
I touched her breasts and felt a pitty for her as these breasts are ruined for life - or until the next boob job. These boobs felt partially hard, I could feel massive scars. And they were not nicely shaped. Bad job done.
While she prepared for owo from the side, I tried to get access to her butt. But she positioned herself far away from me.
I'd say she provided a 15 sec owo, super useless and uneffective. Lips provided for a lip kiss for 3 sec and that was it. She didn't provide more.
Got a condom out, tried to get me hard and was unresponsive to any kind of conversation. I think she understands a little bit of English, but we got to the "No English" type of conversation from there onwards. I tried to slow her down, but there was no way at getting anywhere.
She continued to give me a hand job to get me hard and sit on top of me, starting to move hastily.
I finished as soon as I could, told her about her shit service, refusing the extras negotiated before. I asked for money back because we were not even into 15min. But she called another girl over the phone, shouting in Portuguese, being quite agressive.
Obviously a girl to avoid. 
Will need to start ignoring Brazilian girls.