External Link/Members OnlyWell this place has gone to crap.
Mina/Nina has gone, allegedly on holiday. Replaced by Hannah answering the phones.
The fact that Nina's touches to the place have all disappeared makes me thing she's not coming back: the bottles of water, the jars of sweets and chocolate, the TCM packs of herbs and dressings are all missing.
Inconsistencies between what I know about Nina's home circumstances and what another punter was told for her not being there makes me think someone's been spinning a tale about her having a "holiday".
I booked by text, walked in and was met by who I presume was Hannah, who told me to wait in reception while she finished off an existing customer. I needed the loo, so popped downstairs where I was grabbed by another girl who directed me into the downstairs therapy room. Seemed that "Hannah" had intended keeping the job to herself
This girl was around 5'2", ovoid-shaped size 12/14 with a waistline bigger than her tits (even though her tits were pretty big). Said her name was Lucy (or Linda or Lorna......began with an "L") from Vietnam. Big girl, long black hair, no english except to count money. (I gave her £50/hour)
I stripped, lay down on the massage table. She gave me what was supposed to be a massage - felt like one-handed rubbing with a thick oil, almost more like vaseline. Balm maybe. Totally useless technique - just slow one handed rubbing. No good as a sensuous massage, no good as a therapeutic massage. She clearly had no clue. No use of hot stones, which was normally a standard item there.
Twenty or so minutes in was rollover time. One thing on offer - B2B for another £50. I agreed though by this stage I wasn't expecting much joy out of it. She stripped off, revealing pretty massive tits (with totally flat nipples) and a belly that was even bigger. Had a belly fat fold which was almost but not quite a gunt. Brillo pad of untrimmed pubic hair which proved quite resistant to fingering.
She rubbed a bit more oil about, rubbed her tits around a bit, any eroticism was going down the pan.
I tried RO on her, it was like trying to chew through a kitchen scourer attached to a spilt grapefruit. Impossible to get your tongue inside, or even find her clit among the fatty lips. Despite that somehow she did get wet......tried to fingerfuck her, but not allowed.
I gave up, and just let her try to wank me off. Twenty minutes of frantic cock rubbing proved fruitless so I left unfulfilled with £100 down the drain.
Overall a shite day.........I followed up with a pint and a meal at Wetherspoons except after ordering some twat let the fire alarm off and we all got kicked out, so I missed out on the food as well
