External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Chain hotel in Filton, plenty of free parking for up to 4 hours
Price: £200 for 60 minutes
Comms: Via text, excellent
I saw that Carmela was going to be in Bristol on a tour and from her photos she’s right up my street as I do like that bimbo look.
I got to the venue, announced my arrival and she replied with the room number. As soon as she closed the door I got a good look at her, she’s certainly the girl in the photos. Reasonably gym fit, pretty face, large fake boobs, filled lips and tasteful lingerie. On closer inspection I would put her closer to 40 than her claimed age of 34. She is very warm, talkative and the conversation flowed nicely. She offered me a bit of a massage with oil but the massage is really designed to burn 10 minutes rather than having any therapeutic value. Her bra comes off and she gives me a bit of B2B action. On the flip over, she gets to work on my cock and starts to get me hard with a blowjob. A little bit of attention to my balls, strong eye contact while sucking me off. Her BJ technique is pretty average, not very deep and insists on jiggling her ass while sucking. She comes up for air and starts kissing me but I immediately recoil a little as her breath smells like she’s just eaten a kebab or something. At least I hope it was kebab. I asked her to get a condom and she puts it on for me. Without asking she just automatically gets into doggy like it’s her favourite position or something. At this point I don’t care and plough her from behind, the whole time she’s jiggling her ass a she did when giving me oral. I unloaded in the condom and we went through the wet wipe procedure. We chilled for a bit before round two and she’s quite interesting to talk to. At this point we’re in the second half of our time so I ask her to get me hard again and off we go for a bit of missionary. This time however, I pull out, remove the condom and anoint her boobs (and the bed, sorry to the next punter) with my cum. More wet wipes and I’m off out the door with a few minutes to spare.
In summary, an expensive punt which was OK, it wasn’t amazing. She’s visually very pretty (to me at least) but I found her sexual energy a bit flat, robotic and over rehearsed. I’m going to give her a high neutral but I am a harsh grader. The most off putting thing was the kebab smell which is great on a Saturday night after 8 pints of Stella but not for a punt.
Would I return? No.
