BUA Thai Massage Bromley

[juzz]

Link: Bit of an odd one.  no direct link or phone number. You book through Fresha at External Link/Members Only 

You can also find Google reviews by Googling 'Bua massage Bromley'.

BUA seems fairly new, so I thought I'd give it a go (and TOFTT) 

TLDR: Don't bother.

When: Early November 2024.

Price: £55 for 60 minutes.

Location: In the basement of a nail bar near the Picturehouse cinema.

Communications: By Fresha booking, then text.

Details:
It was a WSWS booking, in the pursuit of a new gem. The outcome was totally legit massage from a Thai woman who is probably in her thirties, about size 14, and totally unsexy.  I realised from the get-go it was going to be legit and was OK with that.

The massage was competent, methodical and quite skilled.  I have had better legit massages from prettier Thai women and gone home and knocked one out. When I got home from this I didn't bother - any pre-massage horniness was gone.

Conclusion:
I'm going to give it a 'neutral' for a couple of reasons: It was a competent massage and the surroundings were OK (the pictures look better than the reality). In terms of sensuality / relief its a big negative.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for taking the hit 

Was this the nail bar on the opposite side of the road to the now closed Picturehouse or the one a couple of doors down on the same side towards Bromley centre?  If the former then I tried it a year or two back and found a "youngster" from the Herbal Spa on East St had quit and moved there, walked as her massage wasn't great and there weren't going to be any extras.  If the latter then the lass in the basement used to be a cutie only offering legit massage, she wasn't the type to balloon so it would be a new operator in residence.

[juzz]

It's the latter, in the basement - and requires a 'walk of shame for no reason' through the shop.

She has been working there just a few weeks. She told me after the massage that she had moved into the area with her husband and was looking to build a business. She did work quite hard and I got the full hour.

 

Edited for typos

[LLPunting]

Oh well, I wonder where the cutie went, she complained last year that she was being charged too much by the main shopholders.  Wonder how long this new one will last before she either starts offering extras or moves on.  More than a few Thai massage options within 3-5 miles, some competent and legit others being ok and offering extras.  That's before considering the legit, TCM and Euro/Latina massage options too.  They may not do great massage either but will offer various endings that might be some form of happy or a swindle.

[juzz]

Summed up nicely. I'd be happy with Cute and competently non-legit, but Bromley hasn't been the place for that for a while now. Still, one day the search may turn up a gem.