I can't tell you how disgusted with myself I am after seeing this joker
External Link/Members OnlyTo my further dismay, if I'd searched UKP and read this review I would never have gone in the first place
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=searchposts2Managed to cponvince myself there might be a gorgeous Brazilian offering a limited service in south London. Upon arrival the dumpy, strange-looking little woman with terrible makeup greeted me. Not even sure if she's Brazilian. My guess is Romanian. In the half light I thought I may as well go for it, she could be a goer. I had arranged to drop in on my way to work so I couldn't be arsed finding something to do with a spare hour. Was so close to walking
Before we started she said if I wanted to become a regular sh'd give me her real number to cut out her 'secretary'. Not sure how that would work but I was thinking, hang on love let's do the massage first..
Anyway, she spent 45 minutes sliding her hands weakly over my back. The only variations were 1) occasionally getting on top and weighing herself down on me like your big sister messing around when you were kids and 2) stroking between my thighs.
Over and over again. Not one reach under. Not one credit card purchase
At one point I rolled my eyes down in the face hole
All this and she kept her black socks on throughout - the kind you might get at Christmas with a Tasmanian Devil on them or maybe Bugs Bunny
Turned me over and furiously jerked my cock for a couple of minutes. I asked her to slow down and play with my balls. Within 20 seconds she was back to the furious action. I said could you just massage my genitals please. She then got defensive - 'I don't do massage I only do this *shows me the stroking motion she used on my back for far too long*. Looked at her clock and said you only have 3 minutes left anyway.
I said thanks give me a towel for the shower please. Delusional SP
£120
avoid at all costs
I've got 2 regulars on the go at then moment and could have invested this money in a good time
