30 mins. - 80 quid
External Link/Members OnlyPrior to this I thought I had bad punts but none of them were even close to how bad this was, and one of the worst bits about it that it was partly my fault. Not had a punt in a couple of years and suffered from ED issues in the past and since this was a spur of the moment punt I didn't have the blue pill on me.
Location is a small side street a few minutes away from George Square. Comms were actually decent, I sent a text and got a reply about 30 minutes later telling me she was available and since I was nearby it didn't take me long to get there. This was when it started to go wrong. I was bursting for a pee and was waiting outside for about 5 minutes until I got the buzzer number, door code and apartment number, Was in within a minute and was met with a very attractive girl wearing lingerie as requested. I would say the photos are probably about 80% accurate and I was very happy with what I saw. Gave her the money and requested to use bathroom but she said I would have to wait as her friend was having a shower. Thought to hell with it and got undressed and engaged with some classic small talk.
"How has your day been?"
"Yes"
She didn't take her eyes off her phone while giving me one word answers. She started by rubbing her backside into me, still holding phone and trying to play music. She felt even better than she looked and got a feel of her beautiful boobs until she brushed my hand away. Worth mentioning her boobs and ass were just perfect for her frame and silky smooth too. Was starting to feel slightly optimistic. Told me to lie down and as I requested by text (which she said yes to) asked for some kissing but she angrily snapped back that's 30 extra. Yeah, OK, knew I had been done here. Asked if I liked blowjobs, of course, I said. Covered, no big deal, I said I don't like handjobs. About 15 seconds oral and about a minute or two of intense handjob and I wasn't sure if I even had a dick left after it. Asked to lick boobs. That was undoubtedly highlight of punt and her nipples were responsive and thought if I could just wank myself off while doing this all will not be lost. Except she pulled them away after about 10 seconds.
Took Condom off and tried to get myself off while she was just staring at her phone. I was thinking if I could get myself hard I could fuck her as quickly as I could then get the fuck out of there. "Youre not getting hard baby" she told me staring at her phone. After a couple of minutes I gave up got dressed without saying a word and left. Worst punt I've ever had. Must have been in there about 10 minutes.
So yeah, not her fault I got ED issues but her unfriendly and lazy demeanor didn't help and the worst attitude and service I've ever experienced from a WG. Can't help but think being able to go to the toilet would have helped too. To be honest, probably the easiest money she's ever made in her life. This was my first 'Brazilian' and I've always suspected Brazilians are just Roms with a new paint job, if they aren't, they are even worse. Absolutely gutted to have given this one a single penny let alone 80 quid. Lesson learned, will play it safer in the future.