Author Topic: LolaWild XXX – in call Shepherds Bush  (Read 8460 times)


75 review(s) for HotEnglishLola (60 positive, 6 neutral, 9 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

Offline Duck


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A few weeks ago.

Very fit milfy type, pictures are accurate.

Lola is well reviewed on here and I wanted to try out her wares for myself.

After numerous text exchanges to determine a date for that evening, we eventually got to a mutually convenient time. As the hour approached, more texts from her about running late etc and shifting back the agreed time. Finally got to her place about 5 hours after the initial 9pm agreed. She then kept me waiting around a good while after I had arrived at her door.
Not a great start, however I was finally getting to meet the UKP famous Lola Wild. She certainly is wild by name and nature. Much softer looks than I was expecting, and she was great company and great to chat to.

We started on her sofa and then fell onto the bed for all manner of OWO, DFK, rimming both ways and plenty of A. She pulled out all manner of tricks and toys and made sure I was well attended to.
Finished CIM with her on her knees. I then needed to pee, so she lay down on the floor in the living room and I pissed all over her. Not in the mouth though, she said she wanted to save something back for the second date. https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/smile.gif One that I hope to arrange soon.

So, in conclusion, it is a nightmare to pin her down to an agreed time, and keep to it. But well worth the effort and extra grief.


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Online Dock

Thanks for the review, she’s a priority for me next visit to the capital, not what I usually go for but one I’d like to experience, the time delays are a problem but will have to see once the time comes

Offline Bartolomeo

I always get so tempted to re-visit her and then see review like this reminding me of her time keeping. 5 hour delay is wild! so you didn't see her until 2am?


Offline Duck

Something like that!!! It was a late one

Offline jamiekinkxxx

... she "Finally got to her place about 5 hours after the initial 9pm agreed. She then kept me waiting around a good while after I had arrived at her door."

5 hours!!!!! WTF!  :thumbsdown:

What on earth did you do for 5 hours waiting for her to arrive at 2am (and even then she kept you waiting!)

No way would I wait 5 hours.

« Last Edit: November 08, 2024, 04:37:09 pm by jamiekinkxxx »

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Unfortunately that’s the standard with her I’ve heard

Offline Abra31

It's incredible after all those years how she's still one of the dirtiest out there. Few can compete.

She used to be much easier to book and more reliable with the bookings when she was at Maxes back in the good old days.

Online patelprat

It's incredible after all those years how she's still one of the dirtiest out there. Few can compete.

She used to be much easier to book and more reliable with the bookings when she was at Maxes back in the good old days.

Her comms leave a lot to be desired. I guess she's very popular.

Offline stayer

She did a double-booking and kept you waiting for five hours. No prostitute is worth this much aggravation. For me this would be a negative.

Online patelprat

She did a double-booking and kept you waiting for five hours. No prostitute is worth this much aggravation. For me this would be a negative.

Yeah there's no way I'd have waited that long. 15-30 mins and only if she had a good reason would be my tops.
In general, any SP that runs late automatically puts me in a bad mood for the punt from the outset.


Offline titanph

Nah, 5 hours is a wild amount of time. You are a patient man

Offline JonasG

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Yeah where's your self respect lol.

She's done you here, faffed about and done god knows what for all that time and still got a booking out of you.

Offline delta69

5 hour delay you must think with your brain and not your cock

Offline Bartolomeo

It's incredible after all those years how she's still one of the dirtiest out there. Few can compete.

She used to be much easier to book and more reliable with the bookings when she was at Maxes back in the good old days.

She's gone back to Maxes and does days with them at same rate. I haven't tried booking her through Maxes yet to see if her timekeeping is a lot better

Offline londonchap

... she "Finally got to her place about 5 hours after the initial 9pm agreed. She then kept me waiting around a good while after I had arrived at her door."

5 hours!!!!! WTF!  :thumbsdown:

What on earth did you do for 5 hours waiting for her to arrive at 2am (and even then she kept you waiting!)

No way would I wait 5 hours.
I'm so torn on this. I've had to cancel with her twice because of her garbage timekeeping, but I still occasionally check if she's working when I'm in the mood for a punt. I've also had her cancel on me with a "sorry babe" when I was already an hour into my journey to hers.

I guess it's the nature of the beast with niche providers like her. People will be patient, because not many girls can offer what she does. The problem comes when punters are regularly allowing her to get away with it, because it will just encourage her to do what she wants.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2024, 02:57:44 pm by londonchap »

Offline Leaveitout

Yeah where's your self respect lol.

She's done you here, faffed about and done god knows what for all that time and still got a booking out of you.

took the words out of my mouth, the lack of self respect is sad, as is the desperation, matey should consider trying a Dom/sub session, him being the sub of course, he may be into that

Offline stewpid

I'm so torn on this. I've had to cancel with her twice because of her garbage timekeeping, but I still occasionally check if she's working when I'm in the mood for a punt. I've also had her cancel on me with a "sorry babe" when I was already an hour into my journey to hers.

I guess it's the nature of the beast with niche providers like her. People will be patient, because not many girls can offer what she does. The problem comes when punters are regularly allowing her to get away with it, because it will just encourage her to do what she wants.

There are just too many simps out there so they know they can get away it with, another simp is usually waiting behind in that queue. I get what you mean about niche providers but it's ultimately not worth it. I just had one girl I had a couple of great punts with (and thought I had found a new regular for the type of session I like) but on the 3rd booking she cancelled on the day because she had got a better offer. That's it, I won't be trying again as it proves my time is not respected and she will not honour the booking. I don't mess girls about with their time and I expect the same in return, it's just bloody sex at the end of the day...

Offline londonchap

There are just too many simps out there so they know they can get away it with, another simp is usually waiting behind in that queue. I get what you mean about niche providers but it's ultimately not worth it. I just had one girl I had a couple of great punts with (and thought I had found a new regular for the type of session I like) but on the 3rd booking she cancelled on the day because she had got a better offer. That's it, I won't be trying again as it proves my time is not respected and she will not honour the booking. I don't mess girls about with their time and I expect the same in return, it's just bloody sex at the end of the day...
Yes and no.

I don't know of many (any?) other providers who offer what Lola does in London. She's right at the extreme end of the spectrum. So if you want those services, unless I'm missing a whole load of alternatives, then you don't have much choice but deal with trying to book her.

I think if people were firmer with her on the delays, and just cancelled as I did, then she might get the idea. I wouldn't call those who didn't "simps" necessarily for all the reasons I've mentioned.

It's never so black and white.

Offline Jack_w71

I suppose, metaphorically speaking, she’s pissing all over her customers. But then they are literally pissing all over her, so it all evens out.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

took the words out of my mouth, the lack of self respect is sad, as is the desperation, matey should consider trying a Dom/sub session, him being the sub of course, he may be into that

You know so little about BDSM if you think that there is lack of respect between a Dom and a sub!

Offline Duck

I'm here for the abuse, name calling and assumptions about my review. no wonder not everyone leaves one. I could explain my motivations further but what is the point.  I have the memories of a great encounter with the hard to pin down Lola

Offline jamiekinkxxx

I'm here for the abuse, name calling and assumptions about my review. no wonder not everyone leaves one. I could explain my motivations further but what is the point.  I have the memories of a great encounter with the hard to pin down Lola

Not all of us abused you, most of us (apart from the last couple of comments) were just miffed you waited for 5 hours

Online MCullen71

I'm here for the abuse, name calling and assumptions about my review. no wonder not everyone leaves one. I could explain my motivations further but what is the point.  I have the memories of a great encounter with the hard to pin down Lola

Ignore them - notable some of the detractors are "wanted a punt where I could pop twice in x time" punters, so have nothing much to add here beyond a juvenile pile-on.  Guys who moan that they didn't get time for 2 sshowers in their 15 minute meets are likely very very sensitive about time keeping, which is why they need to fuck twice in less time than it takes for a cup of tea to cool. 

Personally I probably wouldn't have waited 5 hours, but nobody else knows what your situation is, what you had to occupy yourself in the meantime or anything else beyond the words in your review so forget about the judgy comments - your party and you do what you want.  She is a top notch girl but with very questionable admin and that has never been a secret - however, seeing her has nothing to do with being a simp, sub or mug. 
« Last Edit: November 13, 2024, 08:31:37 am by MCullen71 »

Offline Kj3WhuuZA7wl97a38E

Thank you for sharing your experience and highlighting the delays, which is helpful information for others considering a booking. I had a similar experience regarding reliability. We’d agreed on a duo session, and Lola herself arranged the other lady for it. Even though I’d confirmed with her the day before, she didn’t turn up, and neither I nor the other lady—who she’d arranged—could reach her by phone on the day. The other lady still attended, but I never received any explanation or apology from Lola. I hadn’t shared this before as it happened before my membership here, but your review prompted me to mention it.