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External Link/Members OnlyShort summary – Negative, with minor changes and some luck it could at least have been a Neutral experience if not positive.
BasicsWhen: Mid-May 2024
Location: Hayes UB4 near A312 The Pkwy , lots of free on-street parking
Duration: 1 hour booking but got less time
Type: Incall
Price: £100 (CIM £20 extra - not taken)
Services: Protected Sex 1x, OWO 1x, OW 1x , Kissing (no LFK or DFK)
CommsQuick comms. I was asked to wait for 50min when asked for an appointment asap
InCall LocationThe ground floor room was dark and full of cigarette smoke. The bathroom was on second floor – a long trek wasting time. The shower seems to have some hot water issues probably because it is far away from the boiler – not a showstopper but bloody annoying.
The Girl / SPLooks younger than the photos, just as others have mentioned. In early thirties at least I would guess. Enhanced breasts with visible scarring like photos on the profile – the plastic surgeon should have done a better job. Tall 5’9’’, Shoulder length dark hair, No fake tan or major tattoos that would put me off. Good attitude, showed willingness to provide good service – though did not deliver – more later.
Dress Size: 8 stated, seems about right, not gym fit but slim waist – not a curvy body or bubble butt
Nationality: Hungarian
Language: Good English, has been in the UK for about 5 to 8 years
Hygiene: I would say she was clean
Overall Service Positives: VFM, No major upsells or extras to negotiate while trying to have a good time.
Neutral: No DFK. Loose with less sensation, didn’t feel snug / tight
Negative: Unacceptable Timekeeping: Cock-watcher , short changed on time . No LFK or DFK. Restrictions on playing with boobs - Sensitive Nipples ! Possibly conveyor belt operation
The details: Got 5 min delayed in comms / figuring out which house – door number was not given promptly even after I was at the postcode as per google maps. Then I spent few minutes confirming / negotiating service as we had a minor disagreement on it – instead of walking , I gave up my demand as I was thinking from the small head. I give cash and she puts on music on her phone – I didn’t realise this was in effect her stopwatch !
She then offers a shower, I accept. But then I was made to wait few minutes to get to the shower on the 2nd floor – some doors on the three floors were open – she tries to get other girls / people to move in their room and shut the doors. This adds a few minutes delays – not my fault. Then I wasted time in the shower running cold water, then the water is super hot – by that time I got impatient. So I wrap up the shower in super hot water. Somehow I couldn’t get the mixing of hot and cold to work properly.
In the room she reluctantly lets me unhook her bra ! why not let me unhook - no idea?

The room was dark, I asked her to turn on light, but instead she open the top window right next to her bed – so now I spent the remainder of the time with cold chilly air blowing on my naked body – wtf ! This was a street facing ground floor room - only saving grace was the mattress was on the floor !
She positions for OWO after wiping it with wet wipe – didn’t argue even though I had just had a shower, nothing to talk about her OWO skills except once when she moves her tongue around the head that gave a very enjoyable sensation.

I asked her to go slow as I finish quickly and had not emptied the sac for few days. We agree to proceed to sex. She puts on the dom with her mouth, which was a good sight. I ask for CG. When I try to suck her boobs, she pinched me

– said that is kind of feeling she gets in her sensitive nipples and I should them alone or she would stop.

This was a mood breaker. Then I try to kiss her I learn only touching her lips with closed mouth was allowed. She rides for about a min or two and then she claims she is tired and I need to take charge ! She offers doggy but I opt for mish to end round 1.
Then some chit chat - good English. Then she starts round 2. This time it is OW, I didn’t argue and went with the flow. Then she hints we need to move to mish – possibly hinting that as per her play list its time to finish soon. I start pumping hurriedly a little bit.. Then I remembered how she wasted my time initially and I felt this is unfair that I am being rushed now. Then the feeling sunk in that I am being short changed on time– this led to me losing the erection.

Exactly at this moment the music on her phone stops – she signals the time was up. She offers shower – which I opt for. Again, a trek to 2nd floor and back. When I was leaving I check time to find out I was in and out along with all the waiting and two showers in less than 55-57 min ! and I was asked to hurry up as the next customer was waiting !

My clothes were stinking of cigarette smoke and had to wash them all immediately
The ConclusionWill I return? Possibly NO. Not sure whether I have given enough info for her to reject my bookings in future. Lol
