Yoyo - Glasgow

[HumphryB]

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Yoyo 1 Hour @ £100

Contacted recently by text for 1 hour massage booking. Replied to swiftly, couple back and forth then she fired over her address. Dennistoun. Booked in for a couple hours later.

Got there and messaged to say id arrived and she sent buzzer number. Got to the door and pressed the bell and i could hear the interlock jamming so i had to text her again to say its broke WTF do i do? So im standing there like a prick in the rain pressing the buzzer and texting her back and forth. Frustrating. Eventually it worked.

So into the gaff and met by a short Chinese lassie in a long puffer coat, casual clothes. Shes pretty though. Slim, early thirties.  Limited English but enough to basically converse. A wee bit giggly. Hand over cash and get kit aff and lie down on the bed.
She gets to work and the massage is not great. Dry and no technique. Clothes on. But im here so gona tough it out.

About half hour in she taps me on the shoulder and says,
"Be back, in a minute" and so she exits the room. Couple minutes later shes back and holds a rubber out and says .
" Ill fuck you now" with a cheeky smile. This is not what i'd come for or expected. But seeing as the massage was pish was like "ok then" . She started to get undressed and shes got a cute hairy wee muff. Small boobs but nice. A tattoo on her midrif.  So she sucked me off a little to get me hard then put the condom on me with her mouth and climbed on me cowgirl. She's a good wee ride and went at it like this for a bit. Then i got her on her back and pumped away til i blew.
A good shag. And she seemed quite into it.
Got my shit together and she seen me out. There was another lassie in the kitchen sitting on a sofa. Door was open as i was leaving and she looked directly at me and smiled. No idea if shes a WG but. Chinese/asian also.

So in summary it was positive. Not because the massage was good though. Also its no the girl in the ad but totally was not expecting it to be. Id actually return, but would only be for half hour, no massage, just sex.

[johnscott10234]

I went for a visit after reading your review. ( review to follow.) I got a different girl, nae bush or tats, decent enough service though. There must be a couple of girls working from that flat and using the same advert.

[HumphryB]

I went for a visit after reading your review. ( review to follow.) I got a different girl, nae bush or tats, decent enough service though. There must be a couple of girls working from that flat and using the same advert.

Aye, it was not the girl from pics on the VS listing that I'd met. I fully  expected it to not be. Personally I don't even consider VS bookings to be bait and switch anymore . Just more of a  true punt to me in that sense, and see  who answers the door . Walk if need be. And as mentioned  there was another lassie in the gaff i seen as a was leaving, so assume she'd be her working partner you may have met

[johnscott10234]

Gutted I never got the one with the bush, wonder if I can request her next time.

[scutty brown]

three profiles in that area at present, probably linked

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[Glesgaboy]

And all listed as Hyndland but operating in Dennistoun.
So , the locations AND the girls seem to be pot luck 🤔

[HumphryB]

And all listed as Hyndland but operating in Dennistoun.
So , the locations AND the girls seem to be pot luck 🤔

Suppose that defines "Punting"

[Keema]

It was never going to be Hyndland though was it? Not unless it was some high class bird was operating out from the Tennis Club.

[f_angel]

It was never going to be Hyndland though was it? Not unless it was some high class bird was operating out from the Tennis Club.

Not that far from the truth

[HumphryB]

Not that far from the truth

Who's out Hyndland way you'd recommend? Would like to know ? if worth a jump

[HumphryB]

Not that far from the truth

Sorry, that went over my head there  
Away to dig my racket out

[f_angel]

There's a massage shop near there that's worth a visit with the owner. It has flown under the radar, but the Chancellor Street Shop is worth a visit if you see the owner.

As an aside, it it possible to change my username? I have more to share on this but I think the people I'd be discussing may know or be able to figure out my username and I'd rather I didn't get outed any more than I already have been by them. What I will say is, if you go there, use a punting phone that you've never used social media on.

I'd be happy to explain the whole situation to daviemac if he pms me and I think he will understand why I'm a coy about posting this under my current username

[Masteryoda]

removed Tried messaging but can only reply to messages

[scutty brown]

Why are you being so cryptic - a google search easily finds this
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presumably that's the place.

And FWIW neither of you are likely to have access to sending PMs at the moment

[Iloveoral]

removed Tried messaging but can only reply to messages

Deliberately breaking the rules will get you banned.

33 Access to sending Private Messages and the visibility of Members' Post history require different criteria. The criteria will not be made public. Anyone attempting to circumvent the PM criteria by requesting PMs may receive a ban.


Could you explain why you haven’t contributed a review in 6 years please

[daviemac]

As an aside, it it possible to change my username? I have more to share on this but I think the people I'd be discussing may know or be able to figure out my username and I'd rather I didn't get outed any more than I already have been by them. What I will say is, if you go there, use a punting phone that you've never used social media on.

I'll remind you of the rules and that this is a sharing community where information should be for the benefit of everyone.

6 Name changeNo name changes are allowed unless for a good reason. The moderator's decision is final. You need to email [email protected]


There's a link to the rules at the bottom of every page.

[Masteryoda]

Deliberately breaking the rules will get you banned.

33 Access to sending Private Messages and the visibility of Members' Post history require different criteria. The criteria will not be made public. Anyone attempting to circumvent the PM criteria by requesting PMs may receive a ban.


Could you explain why you haven’t contributed a review in 6 years please

Apologies.  Wasn't trying to circumvent,  was just interested  and couldn't send pm myself.  Also didn't realise you had to post reviews to be a member . I'll put something up ASAP. 

[f_angel]

I understand totally Davie and I intend to do so . I would like to explain by pm first the situation but I'll put together a brief overview which I will post tonight or tomorrow. What I will say iright now, and the reason I've been cryptic about this is that the owner of Lan Thai and Lan Nuad (now closed) found out my details and passed them on to at least one other person who has attempted to cause me problems.

[scutty brown]

Why are you being so cryptic - a google search easily finds this
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presumably that's the place.

curiously there's a second newer looking website
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[f_angel]

Everything with Lan Thai and Lan Nuad is a bit curious tbh... I'll put an overview up in the general massage thread once I've figured out what to say. removed

[scutty brown]

that may not be one of the cleverest things to post - you've effectively outed yourself, and made her vulnerable if she wants to carry on working

[Glesgaboy]

+1

F_angel
When your in a hole ( pardon the pun  - so to speak) - first - stop digging 😅
Take a moment …..
Your situation is way more complicated than you think. 

[myothernameis]

As an aside, it it possible to change my username? I have more to share on this but I think the people I'd be discussing may know or be able to figure out my username and I'd rather I didn't get outed any more than I already have been by them.

By posting on the massage review section, which can be seen openly by anyone searching on certain terms, have you now already kind of outed your self

If there some sort of issue with this place, would it not be best to post it on here, so some unfortunate person, dosn't get caught out, so isn't UKP about sharing

[daviemac]

I understand totally Davie and I intend to do so . I would like to explain by pm first the situation but I'll put together a brief overview which I will post tonight or tomorrow. What I will say iright now, and the reason I've been cryptic about this is that the owner of Lan Thai and Lan Nuad (now closed) found out my details and passed them on to at least one other person who has attempted to cause me problems.

No point in explaining anything to me, I can't change your user name. Any PM you send me would have to be forwarded to Head1 so it's easier if you just message him as indicated in the rules.

[f_angel]

+1

F_angel
When your in a hole ( pardon the pun  - so to speak) - first - stop digging 😅
Take a moment …..
Your situation is way more complicated than you think. 

OK, I'll do that then. You sound like you exactly what's going on. I think it may be even more complicated than that from what I've been told. Have requested deletion of posts.

[Iloveoral]

Have requested deletion of posts.

9 Post deletion
That is not possible unless you accidentally include too much personal info.

Though I have removed some comments that did say too much

[f_angel]

Thanks