Hey all! Been a long old while since i visited anyone... but i saw a few posts about this lady and her thai massage and thought i'd give it a go.
LOCATION
Literally a few mins walk from Victoria train station OR 20 seconds once you exit Victoria tube. Not super discreet as there are a few eating places either next door or a few doors down. But it is what it is. Up 3 flights of stairs and you eventually get there. Fuck me i was out of breath a bit. Second floor there is another Thai outfit that... looked MUCH better and i should have gone with my gut and stayed there instead.
PRICE
1 hr, £68 for the massage, plus £20 for the handjob.
The MASSAGE
Well first thing to point out is... it all takes place in a small room. No bathroom, just a sink in one corner and that's it. The massage table looks like it's gone through the wars too. Wobbles like crazy. The lady herself... is the lady in all the images. She asked me to strip and then whether i wanted hard or medium. I went for medium
It all starts off..... with an okish massage. Back... upper back... arms.... neck. I was thinking.. wait a second.... i read this woman goes to town on your arse in all the other reviews. What's happening here. Then she moves towards the lower back and clutes and then the arse play begins. And when i say begins... it is literally every stroke. At first you get quite a nice sensation. But then that quickly goes... after the 100th stroke in EXACTLY the same area. What i mean to say is, there is no variation. It's the same pressure. Same strokes... for the whole body. She just does it again and again... and the arse play gets boring too.
After what seems like ages... she asks me to turn over.. and starts to work on my cock. As ive kinda lost interest... takes her awhile to get me to pop... but when i do, at least she lets me pop/orgasm fully without any rush to stop.. or clean me up. I accidentally got some jizz on her top as it really did pop! She just laughed it off and said i must have made you horny. NOPE... just a few days stored up ammunition love, that's all.
VERDICT
Average. Would i go again? No. I'd rather try out the company on the 2nd floor. Their setup looked much nicer, two girls were there.... and i think i saw a shower/bathroom. Also their prices were exactly the same (for the massage at least).
Damn i miss a really good thai massage... where the sensual side makes it sooooo sexy and inviting.
